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Lemon alert. Both yaoi and straight. I hope I didn't make it dirty. For comments, suggestions, flames or reviews, you can email me at raizenheero@aol.com
After lunch, the whole gang lounged by the pool. Zechs carefully watched Heero and Relena. Suffice to say that his fears were put to rest. Relena never left Quatre's side all afternoon while Heero maintained his distance. Heero and Relena might had been lovers in the past but Zechs was pretty sure that now, Heero was just a bodyguard and a friend to Relena, nothing more.
Zechs saw Heero went inside the house. He assumed that the younger man was going to get a drink. He let a few minutes passed by before he decided to follow him inside. They might had been rivals once but they always had respected and admired each other. They were kindred spirits. And being kindred spirits, he knew that there was something he needed to say to him. Turning to his wife he said, "I'm going to get us some drinks. The usual? " Noin nodded then continued talking with Relena and Quatre.
Heero just finished preparing his drink when Zechs entered the bar. "What do you want?" Heero asked behind the counter, offering to make him a drink.
"A blowjob will be fine," Zechs answered, taking a seat at the counter.
Heero paused and stared at him for a moment, making sure that they were both talking about the same thing and not something else before preparing Zechs' drink.
Zechs watched him for a few seconds before clearing his throat. "I know how much you love Relena. And I can't imagine how difficult it was for you to let her go. That's why I want to thank you for everything you've done to make her happy. I assume that you gave her and Quatre your blessing since they couldn't have eloped without your permission. And you're still here by her side, protecting her with your own life even if she's married to another man. I know that it's too late to say this but I owe you the truth. Heero, I've always expected, no, I've always wanted you to be my brother-in-law."
To Zechs's amazement, Heero actually gave him a smile. Looking at his blue eyes, Zechs could clearly see that he was deeply touched and somewhat amused. Heero finished mixing his drink and handed it to him.
"You don't owe me anything, Zechs. Nonetheless, thank you for thinking so highly of me. And for all that it is worth, I've always wanted to be your brother-in-law too," Heero replied.
"So it's here you both disappeared to," Quatre greeted as he entered the bar.
Heero picked up his drink and nodded at Zechs before leaving. Quatre went straight to the counter, occupying the space Heero just vacated. He started pouring two drinks, one for him, the other for Relena.
"Have you been there long?" Zechs asked. Quatre grinned sheepishly. "Quatre, I'm---"
The blonde Arabian raised a hand to stop him. "No need to explain, Zechs. I understand."
"No. Don't get me wrong. It's true that I've wanted Heero to marry Relena because I've always thought that he's the only man who could make her happy. But seeing her now, with you, I realized I was wrong. You can also make her happy. Thank you for taking such good care of her, Quatre," Zechs explained.
Quatre smiled at him though he felt guilty. Zechs was getting sentimental on all of them and he didn't even know that everything was a lie. I sure hope he'll forgive us when he finds out the truth. Though this is good blackmail material, Quatre silently said. "It's my pleasure, Zechs. But I'm not the only one you should be thanking. Trowa and Heero took good care of her too. You know that we'll do anything for Relena. And don't fret about anything. I'm not mad or offended with what you said to Heero. In fact I'm happy that you finally told him what you really feel. You don't know how much that means to him." Quatre then tapped his glass against Zechs' for a toast. "To you and your family," Quatre told him.
"As to you and yours," Zechs replied as they both took a sip, wishing both to have long and happy lives.
Meanwhile...
Noin and Relena sat back on their lounge chairs as they watched Trowa and Wufei throw Duo in the pool. "Uh-oh," Relena commented as she saw that the splash Duo made disrupted not only Catherine and Sally's silent reverie as they floated on their inflatable chairs but also Hilde and Dorothy's freestyle race. The two women laughed as they saw Trowa and Wufei ran away from 4 females seeking vengeance.
Chuckling, Noin turned to Relena. "I forgot how fun and refreshing it is to be with you guys."
"So have I. I hope that we could do this often."
"I agree," Noin replied. She then saw Relena's expression change when Heero emerged from the house and walked to their friends to help the girls throw Wufei and Trowa in the pool. "Umm, Relena, I've been meaning to ask you something. I hope that you won't get offended."
Relena looked at her. "What is it, Noin? You know that you can ask me anything."
Noin took a deep breath before asking, "Are you really happy, Relena?"
"Of course. I've never been happier. Why do you ask?"
"I just wanted to make sure that you made the right decision in marrying Quatre. I mean, I know that you much rather marry Heero and that you wouldn't be able to love Quatre as much as you loved him but at least you and Quatre are friends. And I'm glad that you got to marry him instead of some other Colony delegate."
"Thanks for your concern, Noin. But I'm really happy with my decision. Besides, Quatre and I are bestfriends, you know that."
"But what about Heero?"
Relena looked away. She didn't want to look at Noin straight in the eye then lie. "What about him? I'm married, he's my bodyguard and that's that."
"And Trowa?"
Relena turned to look at her again. "Trowa?"
"Don't tell me you don't know. Everyone has heard of Trowa and Quatre's relationship. I know that it's all in the past like yours and Heero's but don't you get jealous of him? Aren't you afraid that they just might be tempted to… you know, rekindle their old flame?"
Relena's eyes grew wide as she put her hand on her mouth. Seeing her reaction, Noin hastily said, "I'm sorry. I don't mean to imply anything or to offend you, Relena."
Actually, Relena wasn't offended. She covered her mouth so she could stop herself from laughing. Noin was actually afraid that Quatre might cheat on her and rekindle his relationship with Trowa? If only Noin knew the truth. Oh, this is so hilarious. I have to tell this to them, Relena thought.
Regaining composure, Relena removed her hand from her mouth and shook her head. "Don't feel bad, Noin. I understand your concern. But there's no need to worry. I have my husband and friend's full trust. They wouldn't do anything that will hurt any of us," she said, smiling her assurance.
Noin smiled back. Their conversation was cut short when they saw Zechs and Quatre headed toward them, both carrying drinks for themselves and their respective wives.
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The twelve friends decided to go out for dinner. Afterwhich, they went dancing. Since Duo and Hilde, Noin and Zechs, Quatre and Relena, Wufei and Sally were all paired up, Heero ended up escorting Catherine while Trowa escorted Dorothy. Though they were somewhat mismatched, all of them managed to have a great time. It was late when they got home and everybody was tired so after a series of goodnights, they immediately retired to their respective rooms.
Inside the Master's bedroom…
"Goodnight, Relena," Quatre said, as he pushed the camouflaged button. The connecting door opened.
"Goodnight," Relena replied, kissing him on the cheek. She then slipped in Trowa's room and saw Trowa standing by the bookshelf. She stood on tiptoe and kissed him goodnight.
"Goodnight," Trowa told her. He pulled a book from the shelf then put his thumb on the thumbprint checker monitor. The shelf slid to the left. They saw that Heero already opened the shelf on his side so Relena just stepped inside into her husband's waiting arms. The two silent pilots nodded at each other then both shelves slid back.
Trowa went to Quatre's room and closed the connecting door. He saw Quatre remove his dinner jacket and throw it to the ground. Trowa smiled. He went to him and whirled him around. Without breaking eye contact, Trowa slowly and seductively undid the buttons on Quatre's shirt. He slipped it off and started caressing Quatre's neck with his tongue, then nipped at his shoulders. Quatre's eyes grew heavy-lidded as he felt Trowa's hands roam his body. Quatre then tugged on Trowa's dinner jacket, then undid his shirt. Both naked from the waist up, Trowa cupped Quatre's face and kissed him full on the mouth. Without releasing his mouth, Trowa steered him gently to the bed. Lying side by side, they continued kissing. Quatre reached out to unzip Trowa's pants when suddenly they heard a knock at the door.
Zechs waited outside the door. "Who is it?" Quatre asked. "It's Zechs. Sorry to disturb you, I just need to talk to Relena for a few minutes."
He could hear shuffling noises inside. "Wait a sec," Quatre called out. Well, it took more than a second. Zechs waited for a good 5 minutes before Relena opened the door. Zechs gave his sister a sly grin when he saw her disheveled hair, swollen lips, flushed face and glassy eyes, not to mention that she was only wearing a robe.
"Sorry if I interrupted your celebration but I haven't given you our present yet," he told her, gesturing to the thing standing by the corridor near the door. Relena's eyes widened when she saw what the gift was --- a baby crib. "I had this made for my future nephew or niece. It's a replica of our own baby crib, the crib that the Peacecraft family used for generations."
Relena blinked back the tears. "Thank you," she said as she hugged her brother tight.
"You're welcome. Now go back inside and continue whatever you two are doing so that my gift will be put to use as soon as possible," he replied as he hugged her back. When they pulled apart, he asked, "Do you need help in carrying it inside?"
"No, that's ok. Quatre can take care of it." She looked over her shoulder and said, "Quatre, dear, can you come here and help me carry Milliardo and Noin's gift for us?"
Quatre appeared beside her, also wearing a robe and his blonde hair in disarray. Seeing the crib, Quatre gulped then said, "Wow. Thanks, Zechs."
Zechs just nodded and watched him pull the crib inside. Zechs frowned when he noticed something. "Relena, why are you wearing Heero's slippers?"
"Huh?" Relena said as she looked at her feet. It was Heero's slippers alright. Two miniature faces of Wing Zero peaked out of her robe and the word 'Heero' was embroidered in blue on top of each of them. Though the embroidery was small, it was still visible and the fact that everybody knew that Wing Zero is, or rather was Heero's Gundam was a dead giveaway. She gave all five pilots these Gundam slippers as gifts after the Marimeia incident when they self-detonated their Gundams. It was sort of a remembrance so that they wouldn't miss their Gundams that much. She even had one made for Milliardo in the form of Epyon. Now, she regretted having these slippers made. How can I explain this now?
Fortunately, Quatre appeared behind her and said, "Oh, Heero and I swapped slippers. It's kinda like borrowing Wing Zero for a while. I guess in her hurry, Relena put it on instead of her own slippers."
Zechs looked at him as if he was crazy. Couldn't blame him, though. Nobody in his right mind would swap slippers with another and think of it as swapping Gundams. But Zechs didn't say anything. He just nodded and kissed Relena in the forehead. "Goodnight," he said then walked back to his room.
Relena and Quatre closed the door and sighed. "Another close call," Relena commented. "That was one lame excuse you came up with, Quatre. I can't believe Milliardo bought that."
Quatre snorted. "Excuse me for living, Vice Foreign Minister. At least I came up with an excuse and saved our butts. Unlike some other person I know."
"Ok, ok, I'm sorry. I promise that I'll be more careful next time."
"I think I heard that sentence far too much this day," Quatre chuckled.
Relena laughed as she pressed the camouflaged button. She then entered Trowa's room. "He's all yours, Trowa. You can now continue with what you were doing before Milliardo interrupted you," Relena said, winking at them.
"So you can continue with you're little celebration too, hmm?" Quatre shot back. The three of them laughed. Both shelves were open so Relena just went in. Before closing the shelf, Trowa teased, "Don't get too loud, ok?"
"Same to you," Relena answered lightly before the two shelves slid back into place.
She eyed the big lump on the bed that was her husband. Her very naked husband (if you peep under the covers that is). She saw him rose from the bed and walked towards her.
"So, what was that all about?" he asked while untying her robe.
"Milliardo gave us a present, that's all," she answered as her eyes locked into his. She felt him slip the robe off her shoulders, letting it fall to the floor. "Where were we? I can't remember where we stopped," Relena said coyly.
"Let me refresh your memory," Heero replied as he pulled her close to him, letting her feel his whole, hard body before capturing her lips in a searing kiss.
Passion instantly flared between them. They continued plundering each other's mouths while their hands roamed over each other's bodies. Gently and without breaking the kiss, Heero pushed her to the wall. Relena could feel the wallpaper touching her naked back but she didn't take notice. All that mattered to her was him, his lips, his hands, his whole body that was giving her these sweet and pleasant sensations.
Heero released her lips. His tongue caressed the sides of her face, her throat, then her shoulders, his left hand kneading her left breast, his other hand stroking her moist center. Relena moaned in pleasure as she felt his tongue make a warm trail towards her breast. He captured a hardened nipple, nibbling and suckling to his heart's content. Afterwhich, he turned his attention to the other breast. His lips then traveled down to her stomach and navel. He went to his knees as his lips continued to travel further down her body. Her knees wobbled as she felt his tongue tease and suckle her.
Heero slowly rose to his feet as his tongue traveled upwards again. Pressing his body to hers, he captured her lips once more. He then put his hands on her waist and hoisted her up. Relena wrapped her legs around him, one hand on his back, the other guiding him inside her. She gasped as Heero entered her. With each powerful thrust, she could feel her back hitting the wall and the burning sensation in her abdomen mounting. They continued kissing as Heero kept on thrusting, their passions reaching a crescendo.
A while later…
Crouched on all fours, Relena took a sharp intake of breath as she felt Heero guided himself to her moist center from behind. He thrusted again and again, his hands firmly holding her waist.
"Heero," Relena whispered as she felt the force of her climax rock her whole body. She couldn't count how many times she came this evening. When Heero said that they'll celebrate the whole night, they really did have one hell of a celebration. This was the fourth position they tried and she didn't know if she could take much more of this ecstasy. Or if she could keep herself from shouting out loud. She couldn't decide whether having the Perfect Soldier for a husband was a blessing or a curse. His stamina was just too much for her to handle.
"Heero," she moaned again as she had another orgasm. Heero thrusted faster, his own release imminent. Relena's whole body trembled as multiple orgasms gripped her. Losing all self control, Relena screamed at the top of her lungs, "HEEEEEEERRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
At the same time…
"TRRRRROOOOOWWWWAAAAAAA!!!" Quatre screamed as he reached his peak.
In her room, Catherine covered her head with her pillow. Dorothy did the same, though she mumbled something first. "Don't they remember they have guests here?"
Wufei collapsed beside his wife, panting. Sally giggled. "Are you disappointed that I didn't scream, Wufei?"
"Of course not. Two screaming maniacs are enough to awaken the whole mansion. They don't need you to further amplify their voices," he answered. Wufei then grinned and shook his head. "Let's just see how they face the consequences of their actions tomorrow."
Straddling Duo on a chair, Hilde stopped bouncing up and down on him when they heard Relena's scream followed by Quatre's. She then giggled. "Do you think they are always this loud?"she asked her husband.
Duo grinned languidly at her and pushed away a stray lock on her face. "Maybe. I had this urge to yell 'Get a room' but then I remembered that they already are in their rooms and this is their house." He kissed her lightly on the nose, his violet eyes twinkling mischievously. "Breakfast will surely be interesting. I can't wait."
Hilde smiled. "You betcha. Tomorrow's going to be fun," she replied before resuming what she was doing earlier.
Next on Mismatched… With one blunder after the other, Noin and Zechs are getting suspicious. Is the gig up for all of them?