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So, Jack + Koro go next door to see if they got Tylenol.
Jack: Hello Saibara, do you got any Tylenol?
Saibara: Ty..len..ol? (Breathes into inhaler) Gee willickers! (Puts fist on chest then belches)
Jack: You disgusting perverted freak!
Gray: Oh Jack, didn't see you there.
Koro: He's BEEN there..
Jack: Don't talk any louder than you are right now. I have a headache and somebody's armpits stink..
Gray: Mine, I've been working all day.
Saibara: Sorry Jack, don't got Tylenol.
Jack: How about heavy-duty Advil?
Saibara: No, but I got shitty-duty Bayer. Oh crap! I got arthritis in my thumb!
Gray: Don't mind the old man. I got a secret recipe for Tylenol!
Jack: Cool! I'll come with you in the kitchen.
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Gray: First you add some herbs, then you add some burps, then you add some curves, then you add some turds..
Jack: Cool! (Sip) Eew!! Taste like mud!
Gray: It is mud. With crap in it.
Jack: Now my headache is worse..
Koro: Jack, let's go next door to the Aja winery..
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Jack: Hello Manna, you like FINE TONIGHT!
Koro: Damn Manna, why you wearing that sexy dress?
Manna: Because I manage to DO IT with Duke tonight.
Jack: Duke isn't into sex.
Manna: How the hell do you think Aja was born, you mortal?
Koro: Anyways do you have Tylenol? Jack has a major headache.
Manna: No but we have Shit 'n all.
Jack: I'll pass.
Duke: Hey Jack! Need Tylenol?
Jack: Yes! Do you have any? Your worthless bitch wife here says you don't.
Duke: Sorry, we only have Wine 'n all.
Koro: I thought it was Shit 'n all.
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Jack: Hello Mary, would you happen to have Tylenol?
Mary: No, my dad drank it all. He's got a cold.
Koro: A cold? It's damn hot out here and it hasn't been raining ever since Jack caught on fire!
Jack: He probably got stuck in the ice cube-inater.
Mary: He did. Wow, Jack.
Jack: To hell with you.
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May: Eat some before I torture you!
Stu: Damn you, May! Of all the people to get married to, it had to be you.
Jack: Are you guys playing house again?
May + Stu: Duh!
Koro: Do you guys have any Tylenol?
Stu: No.
Ellen: How can a kind old lady help you?
Koro: Shut up Ellen, you know who we are.
Jack: Got Tylenol?
Ellen: No but here comes that Stinky Feet commericial again.
Jack: Dammit, you got stinky feet?
Elli: (Washing dishes) Oh hello Jack.
Jack: I assume you don't got Tylenol.
Elli: No.
Jack: DAMN THE MAYOR OF MINERAL VILLAGE!
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Koro: I am telling you nobody in town has Tylenol or heavy-duty Advil!
Jack: But the Mayor has to.. (Knock)
Mayor: Hello? (Face all wrinkled and clothes all shitty-looking)
Jack: Mayor, have you fallen into poverty again?
Mayor: You bet your car I am!
Jack: What happened?
Mayor: Harris ran away and married Lillia.
Koro: You've been making money off him? Jack let's leave.
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Jack: Hello, Doctor, got Tylenol?
Doctor: Nope, we've been outta those for fifteen decades.
Jack: Figures. But you guys are pharmicists.
Doctor: I always say, 'Assholes never get Tylenol'.
Jack: Are you calling me an asshole?
Doctor: No I am calling you an asswipe, now get the hell away from me before I blow my sack!
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Finally Jack reaches Poultry Farm, the last hope.
Jack: Popuri, got Tylenol?
Popuri: No!
Won: (Walking in) Hey Popuri, do you still want my blue feather?
Jack: Popuri are you going out with him?
Popuri: Yeah, so what?
Koro: Won's a moron!
Won: Are you guys looking for Tylenol?
Jack + Koro: Yeah, got any you pervert?
Won: No, but as a inventor I am, I invented a machine that will warp you to the city and you can get Tylenol there! They haven't invented Tylenol in the countryside yet.
Jack: Then where is your machine?
Won: Right here.
A/N: How do you like Chapter Two? I am sorry if I'm putting too many cuss words, and I'll try to stick in less at Chapter Three. Jack + Koro then get transported into the city..