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Now Won is explaining to Jack + Koro how to work the machine.
Won: Both y'alls get inside..
Jack: So this is going to warp us to the city?
Won: Yes, and for sure Tylenol is sold there. (Press button)
Koro: Hey look Jack, we're disappearing!
Jack: Goodbye Hell, hello Heaven!
Then they are suddenly in the middle of a street with cars passing by.
Koro: What the hell do you call those?
Jack: Cars, you immortalized mortal!
Koro: I am hungry. Look for a restaurant.
Jack: Hey, there's one! Looks like an ice cream parlor! It's called (Trying to pronounce) D-d-airryy-Queern. Dairy Queer!
Koro: Jack, if you could read that says Dairy Queen not Dairy Queer.
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Jack: HOLY MOLY THEY EVEN GOT A SIMPSONS SLOT MACHINE!
Manager: Hello and how may I help you?
Jack: HOOCHIE MAMA, THE MANAGER IS HOT!
Manager: Ahem, what would you like to eat?
Jack: Are you free tonight?
Manager: Yes I am but I don't want to date you..
Jack: Pu-lease? What is your name?
Manager: Uhh, April.
Jack: April, free tonight?
Manager: WOULD YOU JUST SHUT THE HELL UP BEFORE I SEND YOU OUT!
Everybody in Dairy Queer, I mean Queen, stared at her.
Manager: Lost my cap there..
Koro: Anyways, me and my fine friend would like a.. Brownie Earthquake?
Employee: (Washing dishes) Yeah, they are Oreo brownies crammed in ice cream + whipped cream. It looks like an earthquake seperated Oreo + Ice cream world.
Manager: Get to work, Jake!
Employee: Yes ma'am..
Manager: Two Brownie Earthquakes, comin' up.
Two hours later.
Koro: I ask for food, I get food!
Manager: Sorry, outta Oreos.
Koro: Why didn't you tell us?
Manager: Look, dog..
Koro: My name is Koro and I'm a talking dog to you..
Manager: Ahem, KORO, I told your pregnant friend over there!
Koro: DAMMIT! Jack why didn't you say?!
Jack: I forgot to tell you, and why did she call me pregnant?
Koro: I think we should take you to an exercise class.
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Jack: Wow, I've only been exercising ten minutes and I look like a Popuri!
Koro: To hell with you. Let's leave.
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Jack: This has to be the worst day of my life.
Koro: You're telling me.
Jack: Maybe a nearby Grocery Store will have my Tylenol. HEY I SEE ONE!
Koro: That one? It's called.. (trying to pronounce) All-furt-chins. Let's go into Allfurtchins!
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Koro: Hmm, in aisle # 145,567,434,334,039,454,985,475,845,749,758,669,802,222 there is medicine!
Three million aisles later.
Jack: Why don't we take the elevator?
Koro: You didn't tell me about an elevator.
Jack: WELL IF YOU HAVE EYES YOU WOULD KNOW! Freaking dog hooker that puts up sex ads in the newspaper..
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Koro: It's taking too long.
Elevator: BING!
Doors slowly open. Jack uses his power to push the doors.
Jack: Damn doors, don't know nothing.
Koro: Here it is! Tylenol.. empty.
Jack: Somebody drank it already!
Manager: Hello, how may I help you?
Koro: Got Tylenol? My friend here has a major headache.
Manager: Headaches! Headaches! That's the main excuse for kids at school these days!
Jack: Do I look like a kid? Freakin' rock eating shit-face..
Manager: Sorry, been outta those.
Jack: D'oh!
Manager: There is no Tylenol in all of the city.
Jack: Please! My headache is making me miserable! I need Tylenol, dammit!!
Manager: Come with me, you two. I have a special warp machine that will warp you into Egypt.
Jack + Koro: EGYPT? WHAT THE FUCK?
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Manager: Slip inside here..
Jack: Why would there be any in Egypt?
Manager: I heard they got a new shipment of Tylenol.
Jack: Whatever, I'll do anything. My headache aches!
A/N: This is the last author's note! I just wanted to say PLEASE R+R! Thank you! Chapter Four coming soon.. What is there is store, for Jack + Koro, in Egypt?