THE OTHER SIDE OF CAMP...
As Tamahome no miko gracefully leapt into the air to catch the Frisbee, she felt short of breath and collapsed onto the ground. Legacy Lost and Baccarat ran to her side, asking if she was all right. "I... I think I'm dehydrated." She said in a raspy voice. Her two friends gasped. "Dehydrated! No! It couldn't be! Someone get her a jacket! Hurry! Or she'll kill herself!" Baccarat yelled, but the other people in the field didn't even give him a look.
Legacy jumped up. "I'll go get her sweater" she yelled. Baccarat took a deep breath. " Legacy, don't go kill yourself, ok?" She nodded and ran off into the wild wilderness, where people were randomly flying around on wires and jumping off of telephone poles.
Tamahome no miko was gasping for air. Baccarat was eating a moon pie, watching Bagel and Broadstone fight over a bottled water. "Typical..." he muttered to himself. Suddenly, out of nowhere, Tasuki burst into sight! "SHE'S AFER ME!!!" he yelled hysterically. Ane Hoshi, who was looking slightly angered, followed him. "COME BACK HERE AND FIGHT YOU DEFOLIATING BASTARD!!!" she shouted.
Baccarat just kept on eating his moon pie and muttering something about a grammar mistake on someone's fanfiction that he needed to go correct. Clefster1, known in this fic as Jacky, came flying off of a random wire and hit Bagel in the head. "Hey Broadstone, I think we should teach Jacky here not to run into us!" he said in a knightly voice. Broadstone just nodded his head very quickly and said something about 212 packets of sugar and a mother and daddy fuck... but we won't go into that.
Bagel pulled out another bottled water and ran around chasing Jacky, trying to throw water on his head. Broadstone just followed them waving his arms around like a lunatic, because he was on an ultimate sugar high. Ane Hoshi tackled Tasuki and he started screaming like a little girlie.
Suddenly, Tamahome popped in and chi-blasted Ane, Tasuki, and Broadstone. Tamahome no miko smiled and said between gasps, "Thank... you... Tama..." Baccarat passed out from seeing random anime characters at a school event, and Tamahome popped back out, seeing that his job was done. Bagel then poured the water on Jacky's head, but he didn't get wet because he was wearing a black hat with white lace on it that said "Jacky" and it was hand crafted and waterproof.
Legacy lost finally returned with Tamahome no miko's sweater, and before Baccarat could wake up she took it and strangled herself with it. Bagel and Jacky cried, and then hung Sir. Sagmore because, well, because he was an insolent little oaf. Legacy Lost ran after a pigeon that she thought was Hotohori, and fell off a cliff, and the others stayed asleep. Except for Baccarat, who was driven insane by the dead body of Tamahome no miko that he was afraid to move.
THE END
As Tamahome no miko gracefully leapt into the air to catch the Frisbee, she felt short of breath and collapsed onto the ground. Legacy Lost and Baccarat ran to her side, asking if she was all right. "I... I think I'm dehydrated." She said in a raspy voice. Her two friends gasped. "Dehydrated! No! It couldn't be! Someone get her a jacket! Hurry! Or she'll kill herself!" Baccarat yelled, but the other people in the field didn't even give him a look.
Legacy jumped up. "I'll go get her sweater" she yelled. Baccarat took a deep breath. " Legacy, don't go kill yourself, ok?" She nodded and ran off into the wild wilderness, where people were randomly flying around on wires and jumping off of telephone poles.
Tamahome no miko was gasping for air. Baccarat was eating a moon pie, watching Bagel and Broadstone fight over a bottled water. "Typical..." he muttered to himself. Suddenly, out of nowhere, Tasuki burst into sight! "SHE'S AFER ME!!!" he yelled hysterically. Ane Hoshi, who was looking slightly angered, followed him. "COME BACK HERE AND FIGHT YOU DEFOLIATING BASTARD!!!" she shouted.
Baccarat just kept on eating his moon pie and muttering something about a grammar mistake on someone's fanfiction that he needed to go correct. Clefster1, known in this fic as Jacky, came flying off of a random wire and hit Bagel in the head. "Hey Broadstone, I think we should teach Jacky here not to run into us!" he said in a knightly voice. Broadstone just nodded his head very quickly and said something about 212 packets of sugar and a mother and daddy fuck... but we won't go into that.
Bagel pulled out another bottled water and ran around chasing Jacky, trying to throw water on his head. Broadstone just followed them waving his arms around like a lunatic, because he was on an ultimate sugar high. Ane Hoshi tackled Tasuki and he started screaming like a little girlie.
Suddenly, Tamahome popped in and chi-blasted Ane, Tasuki, and Broadstone. Tamahome no miko smiled and said between gasps, "Thank... you... Tama..." Baccarat passed out from seeing random anime characters at a school event, and Tamahome popped back out, seeing that his job was done. Bagel then poured the water on Jacky's head, but he didn't get wet because he was wearing a black hat with white lace on it that said "Jacky" and it was hand crafted and waterproof.
Legacy lost finally returned with Tamahome no miko's sweater, and before Baccarat could wake up she took it and strangled herself with it. Bagel and Jacky cried, and then hung Sir. Sagmore because, well, because he was an insolent little oaf. Legacy Lost ran after a pigeon that she thought was Hotohori, and fell off a cliff, and the others stayed asleep. Except for Baccarat, who was driven insane by the dead body of Tamahome no miko that he was afraid to move.
THE END