Dumbledore gets his!
(In the Boy's Rooms at Hogwarts)
Harry: Happy Birthday, me.
Ron: Happy birthday, Harry.
(Hermione bursts in and kisses Harry on the cheek)
Herm: Hi Harry! Er, hello Ron. (Goes red)
Neville: Hi Hermione! (Smiles expectantly)
Herm: Hello Neville, and no you don't get a kiss too!
(The wall crashes down and Voldemort enters)
Volde: Hi everybody!
Everybody: Hi Dr. Nick!
Bart Simpson: Oops! Wrong fic!
Herm: Hi Tom.
Volde: How are you Harry? Happy birthday. I got you something (hands him a present)
Harry: Thanks Tom. (Opens present) Wow! The book of non-Latin spells grade 5.67498294.
Volde: I though you might like a challenge over the holidays.
(Enter Luke, Matthew and Cathryn)
Luke: Hi Everybody!
Everybody: Hi Dr. Nick!
Homer Simpson: D'oh!
Herm: Hi Luke! (Blushes)
Ron: Hi Matthew. Finished that study of quantum fluctuations in the quadrant of nuclear life yet?
Matt: No not yet. I've been helping Cathryn do her muggle studies homework. She got confused on question 2,
Cat: You know, the one about how Muggles use nuclear power.
Ron: Oh that's easy. They use a reactor that transforms the…
Luke: Well Harry, 15 already. Here's a little something I made last night. (Hands over a cube of wood)
Harry: What the hell is that?
Luke: It's a bored cube. When you're bored, think of something you would like to do, or a place you would like to go, say 'Touch wood' and touch it. For a whole hour time in this dimension will stop, and you will be transported to the place, or what ever it is you want.
Harry: Thanks Luke.
Ron: …is gay.
Herm: You know Harry, you could come down to the library with me after breakfast and we can read up on Parpweed and it's properties as an anaesthetic.
Harry: OK then.
Enter Mark, Beki, and Heather
Heather: For the last time Beki, I am not seeing things. He definitely had a bored cube. He made it last night.
Beki: Luke?
Luke: Yup
Beki: Do you have a bored cube?
Luke: Nope.
Beki: See Heather! I told you!
Luke: I gave it to Harry.
Heather: Haha!
Cat: Where's Celina, Mia, Jenny, Jenny, Jenny and Jenny?
Mark: Celina and Mia are in the great hall, Jenny is getting her make-up on, and there is only one Jenny.
Cat: What does Mia see in Matthew?
Matt: It must be my superior talent
Cat: (mutters) at mucking things up.
Mark: Heather, did you look at my web site 'http://www.markswebuk.cjb.net' yet? I did it using Macrosoft's new web site!
Heather: No, Mark (mutters something about curses and straightjackets)
Volde and Harry: Where is Ron?
Beki: Dunno but here comes Jenny
(Enter Jenny looking like a Goth at a funeral)
Jen: Wassup?
Luke: That skirt!
Mark: Yes. And what a pretty little skirt it is too!
Luke: Little being the operative word.
Mark: Shut up, Luke! I'm looking at Jenny's legs! Oh damn I said it!
Luke: It was obvious anyway.
Volde: Where's Beki gone?
Luke: In that cupboard with Ron.
Ron: What? Who said my name?
Luke: Ron? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
(Exits)
Beki: Luke? Come back before I break your… I mean please
Part II in a few days time!