Summary: Now were in Harmony...Um things went kinda crazy, but then this is Harmony...In the pulse! (Which I didn't really allude to in this chapter. You'll definitely see it later though)
Disclaimer: Ops didn't put this on the first chapter. Well I don't own anything Dark Angel, If I did you'd be watching a lot more M/L shipperness! Plus Michael Weatherly would live with me and...you don't need to know ;) and I own nothing of Passions. I just own the plot and well the me's. Me's you ask? Just read you'll find out ;). Don't sue me please...I have like...clothes and shoes...I need those.
Spoilers: well...if you haven't seen Passions for like 5 months...
A/N: Well you have to delve back a few days to when the three teens were still in hell and there was no way of rescuing them. I just don't have the time to write before situation change! Even with the typical Passions long drawn out timeline.
A/N2: Don't think that I don't like passions, I do, I love how 'entertaining' it is, lol.
Please Review? I live for them, I love them! Aiight have fun!
Part Two ~ Some Kind of Wonderful Cheese Factor
"Sam you can't go back in there again!" Ivy cried. Grace watched as her distant husband dealt with his first love. The camera switches to up in the house, into Charity's room, (who is charity those of you who don't watch the show ask? We'll get to that in a moment) with the cheap graphics and cheesily enough, Hell demons in her closet. Yes I said demons in her closet.
"Help us! Help us!" come the over acted screams as they struggle in the very fake demons' grasp.
Ok so if you don't' watch the show, I'll catch you up.
Let's see Kay is in love with Miguel, but Miguel is in love with Kay's cousin Charity, and Charity reciprocates the lovin'. So poor little Kay is all alone out in the cold. Oh yeah, that's right, she also doesn't have a soul. She sold it to the witch Hecuba to get Miguel's love.
Hmm, there's Ethan Cr-Wait! He's no longer a Crane. He is Sam (father of Kay and Jessica [with Grace] and Charity's uncle through marriage,) and Ivy's love child from a way back when. Ethan and Sam at this point haven't come to terms with it.
Then there's Theresa, Ethan's fiancée, Ethan's fate-believing-in fiancée. The girls pretty and all and it's a good thing- she seems to cry a lot...and talk a lot too. So if she's not talking then place 50 bucks that she's faking a tear.
Hmm, Grace and Sam are married, but Sam and Ivy were lovers 20 years ago and Sam never told Grace about it and so when Grace found out, true to wonderful cheesy soapy style she fell down a flight of stairs and lost her baby. Obvious foreshadowing here folks- Grace and Sam's hope for their future died that night, because of the past. [I'ma genius I know ;)]
Um...I guess that's the major stuff I guess and all you need to know for this story, if anything pops up, I, the spontaneous narrator shall 'splain it quite nicely and gladly, because in fantasy world, the world where I live, I get paid for doing it, oh and since I'm the writer I get paid for that and the director, I get paid for that and the creator.... **MUSIC FADES IN LOUDLY TO COVER THE NARRATORS BABBLING**
I'M DONE!!! **MUSIC STOPS**
"Kay, where were we? "
"I dunno! I'm being beaten by this ugly slimy thingy!" Camera spans over to the closet.
"I wasn't talking to you, no soul chicka...oh better turn the outer monologue off." Aiight, so were in Charity's room now...or y'know how it goes.
"And Action!" There's the demons y'know, fighting oh so demurely over there with the mortals, and who but Timmy should come to the door.
"Don't worry sweet Charity, Timmy will save you!"
Timmy is Tabitha's walking talking, oh so living doll boy. Oh and who's Tabitha you ask? The resident witch of Harmony, the one Logan and Max are investigating, or will be if Max ever stops the bodily functions.
"Uh, Timmy." The director, HEY THAT'S ME! pulls him aside
"Yeah boss?"
"You didn't get the pink pages did you?"
"Pink pages?"
"Yeah the changes. You don't come to save Charity and the others, there is no way to save them."
"Who in hell arranged that?!"
Miguel, Charity and Kay, all in unison and very frantically, like as if they're really in hell: "Not me!"
"The new writer. She's got something big going down and there will be some more characters added to the show soon too."
"Well just screw my shot for the Emmy then Miss new writer girl...what do you know about writing anyway?" Timmy muttered.
"Well I could write you off the show," Another me, but in an awesome bright blue dress shows up, pen and paper in hand, "if you don't want to have things work out with some babe for ya. I can't guarantee Charity, but there's someone in your future."
"Not my sweet Charity?"
"Doll boy, get real. She's Miguel's or dead," This second me smile's over Charity's cries. "But if you cooperate there's some hot babe in your future.
"Can do, when's my next scene Boss?"
"Eh, we don't need you till tomorrow, go home Doll Boy." Timmy turns and leaves. "So what ya got in store for us?" the two me's starred at each other like a mirror reflection admiring each other
"I can't share, but I can tell you it's ingenious."
"Of course you wrote it."
"Oh and your directing it so even amidst the cheesy acting it will be brilliant."
"Why thank you, oh and by the way I love what you're doing with our hair."
Aiight, aiight, enough, can we get back to the story.
"Green is a great color on you."
Hey hello...Oh inner monologue, duh you want outer. "Hey hello!"
"What?" The two me's say in unison.
"I just thought that all this self gratification was getting a little too much for our readers...erm viewers. Could we get back to the story?"
"After lunch. Come on me, I'm paying."
"Thanks, as long as you let me compliment you on those earrings, and how good our ass looks in those jeans."
"Always." The two stroll off arm in arm sharing compliments.
Fine then...after lunch. Stay tuned.
Disclaimer: Ops didn't put this on the first chapter. Well I don't own anything Dark Angel, If I did you'd be watching a lot more M/L shipperness! Plus Michael Weatherly would live with me and...you don't need to know ;) and I own nothing of Passions. I just own the plot and well the me's. Me's you ask? Just read you'll find out ;). Don't sue me please...I have like...clothes and shoes...I need those.
Spoilers: well...if you haven't seen Passions for like 5 months...
A/N: Well you have to delve back a few days to when the three teens were still in hell and there was no way of rescuing them. I just don't have the time to write before situation change! Even with the typical Passions long drawn out timeline.
A/N2: Don't think that I don't like passions, I do, I love how 'entertaining' it is, lol.
Please Review? I live for them, I love them! Aiight have fun!
Part Two ~ Some Kind of Wonderful Cheese Factor
"Sam you can't go back in there again!" Ivy cried. Grace watched as her distant husband dealt with his first love. The camera switches to up in the house, into Charity's room, (who is charity those of you who don't watch the show ask? We'll get to that in a moment) with the cheap graphics and cheesily enough, Hell demons in her closet. Yes I said demons in her closet.
"Help us! Help us!" come the over acted screams as they struggle in the very fake demons' grasp.
Ok so if you don't' watch the show, I'll catch you up.
Let's see Kay is in love with Miguel, but Miguel is in love with Kay's cousin Charity, and Charity reciprocates the lovin'. So poor little Kay is all alone out in the cold. Oh yeah, that's right, she also doesn't have a soul. She sold it to the witch Hecuba to get Miguel's love.
Hmm, there's Ethan Cr-Wait! He's no longer a Crane. He is Sam (father of Kay and Jessica [with Grace] and Charity's uncle through marriage,) and Ivy's love child from a way back when. Ethan and Sam at this point haven't come to terms with it.
Then there's Theresa, Ethan's fiancée, Ethan's fate-believing-in fiancée. The girls pretty and all and it's a good thing- she seems to cry a lot...and talk a lot too. So if she's not talking then place 50 bucks that she's faking a tear.
Hmm, Grace and Sam are married, but Sam and Ivy were lovers 20 years ago and Sam never told Grace about it and so when Grace found out, true to wonderful cheesy soapy style she fell down a flight of stairs and lost her baby. Obvious foreshadowing here folks- Grace and Sam's hope for their future died that night, because of the past. [I'ma genius I know ;)]
Um...I guess that's the major stuff I guess and all you need to know for this story, if anything pops up, I, the spontaneous narrator shall 'splain it quite nicely and gladly, because in fantasy world, the world where I live, I get paid for doing it, oh and since I'm the writer I get paid for that and the director, I get paid for that and the creator.... **MUSIC FADES IN LOUDLY TO COVER THE NARRATORS BABBLING**
I'M DONE!!! **MUSIC STOPS**
"Kay, where were we? "
"I dunno! I'm being beaten by this ugly slimy thingy!" Camera spans over to the closet.
"I wasn't talking to you, no soul chicka...oh better turn the outer monologue off." Aiight, so were in Charity's room now...or y'know how it goes.
"And Action!" There's the demons y'know, fighting oh so demurely over there with the mortals, and who but Timmy should come to the door.
"Don't worry sweet Charity, Timmy will save you!"
Timmy is Tabitha's walking talking, oh so living doll boy. Oh and who's Tabitha you ask? The resident witch of Harmony, the one Logan and Max are investigating, or will be if Max ever stops the bodily functions.
"Uh, Timmy." The director, HEY THAT'S ME! pulls him aside
"Yeah boss?"
"You didn't get the pink pages did you?"
"Pink pages?"
"Yeah the changes. You don't come to save Charity and the others, there is no way to save them."
"Who in hell arranged that?!"
Miguel, Charity and Kay, all in unison and very frantically, like as if they're really in hell: "Not me!"
"The new writer. She's got something big going down and there will be some more characters added to the show soon too."
"Well just screw my shot for the Emmy then Miss new writer girl...what do you know about writing anyway?" Timmy muttered.
"Well I could write you off the show," Another me, but in an awesome bright blue dress shows up, pen and paper in hand, "if you don't want to have things work out with some babe for ya. I can't guarantee Charity, but there's someone in your future."
"Not my sweet Charity?"
"Doll boy, get real. She's Miguel's or dead," This second me smile's over Charity's cries. "But if you cooperate there's some hot babe in your future.
"Can do, when's my next scene Boss?"
"Eh, we don't need you till tomorrow, go home Doll Boy." Timmy turns and leaves. "So what ya got in store for us?" the two me's starred at each other like a mirror reflection admiring each other
"I can't share, but I can tell you it's ingenious."
"Of course you wrote it."
"Oh and your directing it so even amidst the cheesy acting it will be brilliant."
"Why thank you, oh and by the way I love what you're doing with our hair."
Aiight, aiight, enough, can we get back to the story.
"Green is a great color on you."
Hey hello...Oh inner monologue, duh you want outer. "Hey hello!"
"What?" The two me's say in unison.
"I just thought that all this self gratification was getting a little too much for our readers...erm viewers. Could we get back to the story?"
"After lunch. Come on me, I'm paying."
"Thanks, as long as you let me compliment you on those earrings, and how good our ass looks in those jeans."
"Always." The two stroll off arm in arm sharing compliments.
Fine then...after lunch. Stay tuned.