The Lords Return

The Lords Return

(In the great hall at dinner)

Mia: Hi Matthew.

Matt: Hi Mia.

(Enter Celina, Jake and James)

Jake: Come on, Celina! Just a quick one!

Celina (to James) Get this pervert away!

James: Okay, come on Jake. Time for bed.

Jake: Yes, I know, but she won't come!

James: On your own.

(Jake stomps off)

(Enter Luke and Beki)

Luke: Please!

Beki: Luke, for the last time, I won't sleep with you!

Mia: (Laughing) Go on Beki, you know you want to!

(Beki stomps off)

Luke: (sitting down) I never even asked her to! Hmmm. I won't sleep with Hermione, even if she begs me.

James: What do you mean? Hermione is my girlfriend!

Luke: What? She asked me out yesterday.

(Enter Hermione and Ron - right on queue.)

Herm: (seeing Luke and James staring at her) Bye, Ron!

(Hermione runs away)

James: (Running after Ron) I'll get that bastard!

Luke: Hello.

Mia: Hi:

Celina: You have blasphemed!

(Enter Draco and Cathryn holding hands)

Cathryn: Thank you, Draco, see you tomorrow.

(Exit Draco, blowing the occasional kiss)

Luke: Oh well… that only leaves Heather!

(Enter Heather - These ques are awful)

Heather: Before you ask, Luke, OK.

Luke: I haven't asked yet!

Heather: I love studying potions in the common room.

Mia: That wasn't what he was going to ask you.

Luke: Never mind it's a start.

Celina: (to Mia) He could always sleep with me.

Mia: Oh dear god!

Celina: Joking!

(Enter Matthew)

Matt: Hello, Mia my love.

(Dumbledore suddenly makes a puff of multi-coloured smoke)

Dumb: I have bad news. Prefects report to me.

(In Dumbledore's office)

Dumb: Luke, go to the slythein common room, Beki, Hufflepuff, Harry, gryffindor, and Mia, ravenclaw.

Luke: why do we have to go to our common rooms and tell people, why can't he tell everyone about the Ahmad Bohr?

Mia: Dunno.

(In the great hall after everything has been said)

Dumbledore: Everyone calm down. The Ahmad Bohr are probably a myth, but just in case, you are going to sleep in here. Go and get your things from your common rooms and come back here by nine o'clock.

(In the Gryffindor common room)

(Voldemort appears in the fireplace but only Harry and Heather can see him)

Volde: I heard about the Ahmad Bohr.

Heather: ol' Bumblebee reckons they're just a myth.

Harry: We've been told to sleep in the hall so that the prefects can have a meeting. Slytherin are allowed to stay in their common room because of that git Luke Palmer protesting.

Heather: I thought you and Luke were best friends.

Harry: We are. That doesn't stop him being a git.

Volde: Be that as it may, the Ahmad Bohr are very powerful. Even Bumblebee knows it.

Wait until my next part, the last in the series.

PS. I am a git.

Also, if you're wondering about the cathryn-draco thing you'll find out what she thanked him for next episode.

If you want to know more about Bohr and the Ahmad Bohr, read my poem "Who's Bohr?"