Well this is my first fanfic so please be lenient. Disclaimer: I don't own Tenchi Muyo! It is the property of AIC and Pioneer so please don't sue, but I do own Buck Tooth Bob & Rufus. Thanks to Patrick for ideas and help in writing the story. So without any further ado I proudly present…
The Adventures of Buck Tooth Bob
By Sir Psycho
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Chapter One: Confusion
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Setting: A small kitchen belonging to our Hero *cough. Idiot. cough* Buck Tooth Bob.
It is furnished with all the things a normal kitchen has a toaster, a stove refrigerator, and sink, not to mention lighting.
[Bob enters the kitchen. He is a fairly tall about 5' 11" and he wears a T-Shirt with the words "Cooketh Fo Evaone" written on it. {Inside joke} on it. His jeans are torn and look like they were found in a dumpster. He wears a messed up set of tennis shoes and a hat with the words "Eat at Bob's" written on it. Most noticeable is his face, which is obscured by two large eyes with a clueless look of a 5-year-old in them and his two front teeth that extend almost to his chin, hence the name Buck Tooth Bob. Around his eyes are some half moon scars and his head has a triangular chunk taken out of it. We are still doing research on where that came from.]
Bob: I'm hungry.
[A commotion is heard outside and Bob goes to investigate. Outside an old woman is shouting at a small boy who apparently has climbed up a telephone pole and is attempting to get on the cables.]
Old Woman: Honey get down from there.
Child: Why Mommy?
Old Woman: because it's dangerous. Now stay there and wait while mommy calls the fire department.
Child: The Fire Department! Really! I hope they bring a big red engine and turn on the sirens!
[Bob finding nothing dangerous going on leaves the scene and returns to the kitchen. The commotion however goes on in back round.]
Old Woman: Honey please don't do that you'll fall!
Child: No I won't.
[During the child's ecstatic thoughts of Fire trucks, he accidentally touches the power lines and is instantly fried to a crisp.]
[Meanwhile in Bob's Kitchen the power suddenly goes out.]
Bob: I've gone blind!!!
[Bob then realizes he is not blind. He then decides that the lightbulb in his kitchen must have gone out. He fishes around inside his refrigerator and finally finds what he thinks is a lightbulb and screws it into place. Amazingly, it works and it is discovered that it is not a lightbulb at all but a chicken leg.]
Bob: There that's better. Now for some toast.
[He pulls a butter knife out of his pocket and believing it is a piece of toast promptly sticks it into the toaster and pull down the lever.]
Bob: ahhhh. That sure smells good.
[Bob then devours his "toast".]
Five hours later…
[Bob is watching TV when he feels a tingly sensation.]
Bob: Hmm I wonder what that is.
[Bob then promptly keels over and dies. Apparently he was so stupid it took him five hours to realize the pain he should have felt when he stuck that piece of "toast" in the toaster.]
Well that's is it for chapter one. I hope you liked my story. Well if you have any comments, flames, or suggestions send them to me at LafNowCryLater@aol.com.
I intend to write one more chapter until I introduce Tenchi Muyo! Into the plot.
Stay tuned for chapter two: More Confusion. Seeya!
The Adventures of Buck Tooth Bob
By Sir Psycho
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Chapter One: Confusion
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Setting: A small kitchen belonging to our Hero *cough. Idiot. cough* Buck Tooth Bob.
It is furnished with all the things a normal kitchen has a toaster, a stove refrigerator, and sink, not to mention lighting.
[Bob enters the kitchen. He is a fairly tall about 5' 11" and he wears a T-Shirt with the words "Cooketh Fo Evaone" written on it. {Inside joke} on it. His jeans are torn and look like they were found in a dumpster. He wears a messed up set of tennis shoes and a hat with the words "Eat at Bob's" written on it. Most noticeable is his face, which is obscured by two large eyes with a clueless look of a 5-year-old in them and his two front teeth that extend almost to his chin, hence the name Buck Tooth Bob. Around his eyes are some half moon scars and his head has a triangular chunk taken out of it. We are still doing research on where that came from.]
Bob: I'm hungry.
[A commotion is heard outside and Bob goes to investigate. Outside an old woman is shouting at a small boy who apparently has climbed up a telephone pole and is attempting to get on the cables.]
Old Woman: Honey get down from there.
Child: Why Mommy?
Old Woman: because it's dangerous. Now stay there and wait while mommy calls the fire department.
Child: The Fire Department! Really! I hope they bring a big red engine and turn on the sirens!
[Bob finding nothing dangerous going on leaves the scene and returns to the kitchen. The commotion however goes on in back round.]
Old Woman: Honey please don't do that you'll fall!
Child: No I won't.
[During the child's ecstatic thoughts of Fire trucks, he accidentally touches the power lines and is instantly fried to a crisp.]
[Meanwhile in Bob's Kitchen the power suddenly goes out.]
Bob: I've gone blind!!!
[Bob then realizes he is not blind. He then decides that the lightbulb in his kitchen must have gone out. He fishes around inside his refrigerator and finally finds what he thinks is a lightbulb and screws it into place. Amazingly, it works and it is discovered that it is not a lightbulb at all but a chicken leg.]
Bob: There that's better. Now for some toast.
[He pulls a butter knife out of his pocket and believing it is a piece of toast promptly sticks it into the toaster and pull down the lever.]
Bob: ahhhh. That sure smells good.
[Bob then devours his "toast".]
Five hours later…
[Bob is watching TV when he feels a tingly sensation.]
Bob: Hmm I wonder what that is.
[Bob then promptly keels over and dies. Apparently he was so stupid it took him five hours to realize the pain he should have felt when he stuck that piece of "toast" in the toaster.]
Well that's is it for chapter one. I hope you liked my story. Well if you have any comments, flames, or suggestions send them to me at LafNowCryLater@aol.com.
I intend to write one more chapter until I introduce Tenchi Muyo! Into the plot.
Stay tuned for chapter two: More Confusion. Seeya!