All right, here is chapter two. I hope you like it. Disclaimer: all the characters in this story belong to me and are not meant to be used in any other story without my permission Tenchi Muyo! is the property of AIC and Pioneer. So, please sit back and relax as I proudly present...
The Adventures of Buck Tooth Bob
By Sir Psycho
=============================================
Chapter Two: More Confusion
=============================================
[Bob is inside a room lit only by a single solitary candle atop a small desk in the middle of the room. At the desk sits a plump man you could almost mistake for an elf. He is wearing a black business suit and has a large white beard.]
Man: I see you are finally awake.
Bob: Where am I. Am I in heaven.
Man: No not quite. You just have to answer a couple questions.
[Bob waits a few second them comes to a decision]
Bob: You're Santa Claus aren't you! How come you never gave me that fire truck I wanted for Christmas?
Man: I am not Santa Claus! Now can we please get to the questions?
Bob: Oh ok. Fire away
Man: Alright first what is your name.
Bob: Robert Rexton III. All my friends call me Buck Tooth Bob and I can't figure out why.
Man: Don't ask me I couldn't possibly know why. Would you excuse me for a moment?
[The man runs off screen and howls of laughter are heard in the background. A few seconds later it stops and the man come back on stage. Bob looks at him quizzically]
Bob: What was that all about?
Man: That? Oh nothing really just allergies from all the dust in this room.
Bob: Oh okay I thought it was something I said.
Man: Riiiiiiight
Bob: So now that you know my name what is yours?
Man: My name? Oh well ok it's Rufus.
Bob: Rufus? Why not something more suitable like Nicholas or Santa.
Rufus: FOR THE LAST TIME I AM NOT SANTA CLAUS!!!!!
Bob: Ok dude just chill out. I think you have some issues to sort out I know a great psychia… psychia… psychia…something or other.
Rufus: First of all, I do not have issues to sort out. Second of all the word you are thinking of is psychiatrist.
Bob: Yeah that's the word.
[Rufus sweatdrops]
Rufus: God why did I take this job.
[Tsunami appears out of nowhere]
Tsunami: Because I thought this job would be good for your certain issues.
Rufus: I DO NOT HAVE ISSUES!!!
Tsunami: Yeah. Right.
[Tsunami leaves]
Bob: That was cool.
Rufus: Yeah whatever. Anyway. back to the questions.
Bob: Ok
Rufus: All you have to do is answer this next question. What year were you born in.
Bob: Wait I know this one. Is it. No that's not it. Maybe. No not that either. How many guesses do I get?
Rufus: [sweatdrops] Only one.
Bob: Oh ok. Let me guess it begins with M.
Rufus: No you idiot! It was 1980!
Bob: Oh. Wait if you knew it how come you asked me in the first place?
Rufus: *Sigh* What's the point?
[Suddenly Rufus gets an idea.]
Rufus: Uh Hey Bob, how would you like to go back to earth?
Bob: What do you mean back to Earth. I never knew I left.
Rufus: What an idiot. Ok I'll send you back to Earth but beware you have been gone for few years things may not be the same as they were when you died.
Bob: I'm dead?
Rufus: [Sweatdrops yet again] Ok I'm sending you back now goodbye.
Bob: Ok bye Rufus.
[A trapdoor opens in the floor and Bob plummets back to earth.]
Rufus: Finally he's gone.
Tsunami: Rufus what have you done now.
Rufus: Me uh nothing.
Tsunami: You sent that little man back to earth didn't you?
Rufus: Yes Mam.
Tsunami: Idiot.
Well that's it for Chapter two. Stay tuned for Chapter 3 Bob meets Tenchi. Send me comments, flames, or suggestions to LafNowCryLater@aol.com
The Adventures of Buck Tooth Bob
By Sir Psycho
=============================================
Chapter Two: More Confusion
=============================================
[Bob is inside a room lit only by a single solitary candle atop a small desk in the middle of the room. At the desk sits a plump man you could almost mistake for an elf. He is wearing a black business suit and has a large white beard.]
Man: I see you are finally awake.
Bob: Where am I. Am I in heaven.
Man: No not quite. You just have to answer a couple questions.
[Bob waits a few second them comes to a decision]
Bob: You're Santa Claus aren't you! How come you never gave me that fire truck I wanted for Christmas?
Man: I am not Santa Claus! Now can we please get to the questions?
Bob: Oh ok. Fire away
Man: Alright first what is your name.
Bob: Robert Rexton III. All my friends call me Buck Tooth Bob and I can't figure out why.
Man: Don't ask me I couldn't possibly know why. Would you excuse me for a moment?
[The man runs off screen and howls of laughter are heard in the background. A few seconds later it stops and the man come back on stage. Bob looks at him quizzically]
Bob: What was that all about?
Man: That? Oh nothing really just allergies from all the dust in this room.
Bob: Oh okay I thought it was something I said.
Man: Riiiiiiight
Bob: So now that you know my name what is yours?
Man: My name? Oh well ok it's Rufus.
Bob: Rufus? Why not something more suitable like Nicholas or Santa.
Rufus: FOR THE LAST TIME I AM NOT SANTA CLAUS!!!!!
Bob: Ok dude just chill out. I think you have some issues to sort out I know a great psychia… psychia… psychia…something or other.
Rufus: First of all, I do not have issues to sort out. Second of all the word you are thinking of is psychiatrist.
Bob: Yeah that's the word.
[Rufus sweatdrops]
Rufus: God why did I take this job.
[Tsunami appears out of nowhere]
Tsunami: Because I thought this job would be good for your certain issues.
Rufus: I DO NOT HAVE ISSUES!!!
Tsunami: Yeah. Right.
[Tsunami leaves]
Bob: That was cool.
Rufus: Yeah whatever. Anyway. back to the questions.
Bob: Ok
Rufus: All you have to do is answer this next question. What year were you born in.
Bob: Wait I know this one. Is it. No that's not it. Maybe. No not that either. How many guesses do I get?
Rufus: [sweatdrops] Only one.
Bob: Oh ok. Let me guess it begins with M.
Rufus: No you idiot! It was 1980!
Bob: Oh. Wait if you knew it how come you asked me in the first place?
Rufus: *Sigh* What's the point?
[Suddenly Rufus gets an idea.]
Rufus: Uh Hey Bob, how would you like to go back to earth?
Bob: What do you mean back to Earth. I never knew I left.
Rufus: What an idiot. Ok I'll send you back to Earth but beware you have been gone for few years things may not be the same as they were when you died.
Bob: I'm dead?
Rufus: [Sweatdrops yet again] Ok I'm sending you back now goodbye.
Bob: Ok bye Rufus.
[A trapdoor opens in the floor and Bob plummets back to earth.]
Rufus: Finally he's gone.
Tsunami: Rufus what have you done now.
Rufus: Me uh nothing.
Tsunami: You sent that little man back to earth didn't you?
Rufus: Yes Mam.
Tsunami: Idiot.
Well that's it for Chapter two. Stay tuned for Chapter 3 Bob meets Tenchi. Send me comments, flames, or suggestions to LafNowCryLater@aol.com