Well I changed the name of my story. I thought it was too dissuading. I included Tsunami last chapter. My dad accidentally deleted my first version of chapter 3 and I'm kinda depressed. I'm finally bringing in the Masaki household into the plot. Disclaimer: I don't own Tenchi Muyo! AIC and Pioneer do. It was created by Masaki Kajishima. That's it for your history lesson. Fraubrucher (I think that's how it's spelled) is owned by Mel Brooks. Saiyan Squirrel (don't ask) is Robert Meehan. Last Buck Tooth Bob belongs to me. He's funny. This takes place after the Zero incident. Here's chapter 3. Please RR.
Confusion
By Sir Psycho
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Chapter 3: Bob meets Tenchi
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[Bob is falling through an endless sea of stars.]
Bob: Look at all the pretty stars.
[Suddenly a passing satellite collides with him. Bob rides it until he is over what he thinks is America. Bob jumps of the satellite.]
Bob: Weeeeeeeeee!!!!
[Unfortunately, Bob's aim is off. He smashes into the mountains of Japan. Slowly he stands up.]
Bob: [sounding like a 5-year-old] Mommy? Where's Mommy? She promised she'd take me to the candy store.]
[Bob stumbles off into the brush]
Meanwhile...
[It was a fairly normal day at the Masaki household. Tenchi was out working in the carrot fields, Ryo-Ohki was with him, Sasami was in cooking, Mihoshi was sleeping, and Washu was in her lab. However, one thing was not normal. First of all Ayeka was sleeping and Ryoko was out taking a walk in the forest.]
Ryoko:[thinking] What a beautiful day.
[A beautiful day it indeed was, the sun was shining. The sky was blue and it was dotted with small, puffy, white clouds. The red Cherry Blossoms practically danced upon the wind. Then as the wind subsided, they came falling toward the ground like snowflakes. Suddenly Ryoko heard a crash.]
Ryoko: What the heck was that.
[Ryoko decided to take of in the direction of the crash.]
Ryoko: Wooooosssshhhhh! [you know like Freakazoid]
[When Ryoko got to the place where she had heard the crash come from she found Bob stumbling around as if he'd drunken to much "tea".]
Ryoko: Hey, who are you?
Bob: What, who said that. Is that you Mommy?
Ryoko: Hey idiot up here.
[Bob looks up and sees a flying woman with spiky, cyan hair and the most peculiar golden eyes. He is seems slightly startled by the fact that Ryoko is flying.]
Bob: AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
[Bob takes of running]
Ryoko: Hey come back!
Bob: [while running] Why, so you can eat me or suck my blood or whatever you people do!
Ryoko: Me, no. I don't do that kind of thing.
Bob: I don't believe you!
[Bob comes out of woods and finds himself at the Masaki Shrine.]
Bob: Somebody help meeee!
[Yosho comes out of the shrine.]
Yosho: What's all this noise.
Bob: Help I'm being chased by a flying woman.
Yosho: Oh ok run along then.
[Bob runs all over the Masaki residence until he ends up at the carrot field. All the members of the Masaki household (except Washu) are alerted to all this commotion and rush to the carrot field.]
Tenchi: What's is going on here.
Bob: Help Meee! she's trying to eat me!
Tenchi: Ryoko what's this all about?
Ryoko: Hey I didn't do anything he saw me flying and freaked out.
Tenchi: Oh ok
[Ryoko stops chasing Bob but Bob starts running around in circles screaming "help me."]
Tenchi: Whoever you are could you please calm down?
Bob: Ok
[Suddenly Bob is back to normal as if nothing has happened. By this time everyone from the Masaki household has gathered in the field.]
Ryoko: Like I asked before who are you?
Ayeka: That's what I would like to know.
Bob: My name's Buck Tooth Bob. You can call me Bob.
[Bob's looks have not gone unnoticed]
Ryoko: Well I wonder why they call you Buck Tooth Bob.
Bob: Me too.
Everyone minus Mihoshi: Could you excuse us for a second.
[Everyone minus Mihoshi and Bob runs off to the left than burst out laughing. A few seconds later they all come back.]
Bob: Why does everybody do that when I tell them what my name is.
Mihoshi: Yeah that's what I'd like to know. What's so funny.
Tenchi: Nothing really Nothing.
[Noticing Bob's appearance. Apparently, he wasn't totally unscathed from the fall. He had a few cuts on his face and dirt covered his entire body.]
Tenchi: Well let's get you cleaned up. You can tell us your story later.
Bob: Ok
[Elsewhere, in Washu's lab]
Washu: Finally my greatest experiments are complete!!!
[In front of Washu are two tanks one as large as a human and the other as small as a rodent.
Washu: Finally I have completed Fraubrucher...
[At the mention of Fraubrucher's name in the background a horse neighs, lightning flashes, and thunder booms.
Washu: and Sayain Squirrel. I have plans for you two my friends.
[Unbeknownst to Washu, the Saiyan Squirrel and Fraubrucher have other plans in mind.]
Well that's for chapter 3. Stay tuned for chapter 4: Wrath of a Squirrel. Okay I love you Bye Bye!!!
Confusion
By Sir Psycho
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Chapter 3: Bob meets Tenchi
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[Bob is falling through an endless sea of stars.]
Bob: Look at all the pretty stars.
[Suddenly a passing satellite collides with him. Bob rides it until he is over what he thinks is America. Bob jumps of the satellite.]
Bob: Weeeeeeeeee!!!!
[Unfortunately, Bob's aim is off. He smashes into the mountains of Japan. Slowly he stands up.]
Bob: [sounding like a 5-year-old] Mommy? Where's Mommy? She promised she'd take me to the candy store.]
[Bob stumbles off into the brush]
Meanwhile...
[It was a fairly normal day at the Masaki household. Tenchi was out working in the carrot fields, Ryo-Ohki was with him, Sasami was in cooking, Mihoshi was sleeping, and Washu was in her lab. However, one thing was not normal. First of all Ayeka was sleeping and Ryoko was out taking a walk in the forest.]
Ryoko:[thinking] What a beautiful day.
[A beautiful day it indeed was, the sun was shining. The sky was blue and it was dotted with small, puffy, white clouds. The red Cherry Blossoms practically danced upon the wind. Then as the wind subsided, they came falling toward the ground like snowflakes. Suddenly Ryoko heard a crash.]
Ryoko: What the heck was that.
[Ryoko decided to take of in the direction of the crash.]
Ryoko: Wooooosssshhhhh! [you know like Freakazoid]
[When Ryoko got to the place where she had heard the crash come from she found Bob stumbling around as if he'd drunken to much "tea".]
Ryoko: Hey, who are you?
Bob: What, who said that. Is that you Mommy?
Ryoko: Hey idiot up here.
[Bob looks up and sees a flying woman with spiky, cyan hair and the most peculiar golden eyes. He is seems slightly startled by the fact that Ryoko is flying.]
Bob: AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
[Bob takes of running]
Ryoko: Hey come back!
Bob: [while running] Why, so you can eat me or suck my blood or whatever you people do!
Ryoko: Me, no. I don't do that kind of thing.
Bob: I don't believe you!
[Bob comes out of woods and finds himself at the Masaki Shrine.]
Bob: Somebody help meeee!
[Yosho comes out of the shrine.]
Yosho: What's all this noise.
Bob: Help I'm being chased by a flying woman.
Yosho: Oh ok run along then.
[Bob runs all over the Masaki residence until he ends up at the carrot field. All the members of the Masaki household (except Washu) are alerted to all this commotion and rush to the carrot field.]
Tenchi: What's is going on here.
Bob: Help Meee! she's trying to eat me!
Tenchi: Ryoko what's this all about?
Ryoko: Hey I didn't do anything he saw me flying and freaked out.
Tenchi: Oh ok
[Ryoko stops chasing Bob but Bob starts running around in circles screaming "help me."]
Tenchi: Whoever you are could you please calm down?
Bob: Ok
[Suddenly Bob is back to normal as if nothing has happened. By this time everyone from the Masaki household has gathered in the field.]
Ryoko: Like I asked before who are you?
Ayeka: That's what I would like to know.
Bob: My name's Buck Tooth Bob. You can call me Bob.
[Bob's looks have not gone unnoticed]
Ryoko: Well I wonder why they call you Buck Tooth Bob.
Bob: Me too.
Everyone minus Mihoshi: Could you excuse us for a second.
[Everyone minus Mihoshi and Bob runs off to the left than burst out laughing. A few seconds later they all come back.]
Bob: Why does everybody do that when I tell them what my name is.
Mihoshi: Yeah that's what I'd like to know. What's so funny.
Tenchi: Nothing really Nothing.
[Noticing Bob's appearance. Apparently, he wasn't totally unscathed from the fall. He had a few cuts on his face and dirt covered his entire body.]
Tenchi: Well let's get you cleaned up. You can tell us your story later.
Bob: Ok
[Elsewhere, in Washu's lab]
Washu: Finally my greatest experiments are complete!!!
[In front of Washu are two tanks one as large as a human and the other as small as a rodent.
Washu: Finally I have completed Fraubrucher...
[At the mention of Fraubrucher's name in the background a horse neighs, lightning flashes, and thunder booms.
Washu: and Sayain Squirrel. I have plans for you two my friends.
[Unbeknownst to Washu, the Saiyan Squirrel and Fraubrucher have other plans in mind.]
Well that's for chapter 3. Stay tuned for chapter 4: Wrath of a Squirrel. Okay I love you Bye Bye!!!