Conker tries his best to get Pikachu.

This is a poem I wrote based on Conkers and Freakazoid

For what was known as a bad fur day, Conker struggles to live in a world without his beloved girlfriend Berri.

This is a poem I wrote about Conkers and Agnes Brown.

Two "enemies" become unlikely friends when 2 villains trick them into thinking they're trying to destroy each other's homeworlds. After finding this out, they work together to eliminate the ones responsible for these events.

After a failed experiment of Alphys trying to Mimic the teleportation technique of Sans Frisk is send to a new world where tings are more oddly than the underground and meets a Former King of the Land.

A few years before Banjo met Kazooie, he only had Conker. A shy, and truthful squirrel who is mostly depressed when it comes to real hard situations. As the bear and squirrel develop a friendship, they will come across some real awkward consequences. Facing many challenges, the two will testify their purpose and reason of being together put up by a mysterious "Despair Lord".

Nothing here is in any way sexual.

Conker and Berri try out spanking. Leave suggestions for chapters.

Mario, Luigi, and Stephen have been kidnapped by werewolves and it's up to Cassidy and Jackie to go throughout the world of Shimmer Meadows to save them. Can they save their brothers? Or will they be taken, too? Is there a head honcho of the wolf pack? Rated T for blood and language.

Conkers going against some deadly bad ass forces but hes not the only one going after dem oh nah thos is really fucking funny hahaha oh you want to read this how about you click or tap just to laugh your ass off

This is my third fanfic. Lola Bunny finds out she looks similar to Berri but she also finds out that Berri has some differences about her.

When Blythe is sent to The forest after being attacked by Fire Beasts, she must team up with Conker to destroy the volcano in Fiery Fires Island, Rated M for Strong Language (beeps replaced with bark) and Gore

Yeah, a christmas special. Woo. Like anybody freaking... Do you care? I-I hardly care. Nobody reads my crap, so why should I?

hidan returns from war to find the windmill dead! and what's this! some guy ask him to break into a reserve bank! poor hidan all he wanted to do is go home...

There are some adventures that even the Doctor must walk away from... R&R

Following seven years after Conker became King of all the land, he is still one miserable squirrel. Still depressed about the loss of his girlfriend, Berri, he still continues fighting for the SHC against the evil Tediz. Conker then discovers a way to reclaim his loss with a little help. Rated M for obivous reasons. ON HIATUS.

Cancelled due to major plot trouble and NON-EXISTENT reviews. See Profile for info. One massive crossover featuring many different worlds and characters. For a full list check inside. Rated M for Intense Violence and Alot of language

my first fanfic.wha happens when you mix 4 foulmouthed kids and 1 drunken squirrel?

A fanfiction containing many video game characters, a ton of randomness, and some fail. Hilarity ensues! May contain adult humor...

AU: When Blaze returns to her world, she ends up in a place she never came to before. And when she and the caretaker, Count Batula, both realize, could they love despite differences? Warning: Sexual themes and lemon. Batula/Blaze

A celebration in honor of Link backfires with bad luck. He meets strange characters along the way, including one foulmouthed Squirrel we all know and love.