I do not own Kirby, Nintendo does.
Kirby had just woken up when there was a knock on his door. He walked over and opened it. There stood the Grim Reaper, quick as a flash Kirby was decapitated.
Author: Hey wait a sec, Kirby has no neck and therefore can not be decapitated.
Narrarator: Oh
Kirby's Uh..... top half hops back on his bottom half and the grim reaper sadly walks away.
Later, while outside getting the mail, several snipers aim at him. Ready aim.... FIRE!! BLAM, BLAM, BLAM! Kirby is later found full of holes.
Author: Wrong again, the bullets would just bounce off.
Narrarator: Okay, okay
The bullets bounce off and Kirby eats the snipers, getting the machine gun ability
Narrarator: Happy?!
Autor: Yes, continue.
Kirby: You know you guys I get the feeling someone's trying to kill me.
Narrarator: Gee, no, ya think
Kirby walks away. That afternoon while going through a canyon for no apparent reason a huge boulder falls on Kirby.
Author: coughs
Narrarator: OKAY I GET IT KIRBY CAN NOT DIE BECAUSE IT WOULD END THE STORY!!!
Kirby suffers a heart attack and dies because of the Narrarator's loud words.
The End
Narrarator:rips out clumps of hair while laughing maniacally
This is my first fic so some criticism, but don't yell at me