Disclaimer: I don't own Dragon Ball Z, or Pokemon, and never, eeever will. I also, don't own Buffy, the Vampire Slayer, the WWF, Gundam Wing, and Sailor Moon.
A Saiyajin Holiday: Part 1
Our story begins in the Western Capital, home to Capsule Corp. The two teenage demi-saiyajins, Trunks Briefs and Son Goten, had just finished their junior year of High School, and were on Summer Vacation. However, by mid-July, it was turning out to be not much of a vacation. One day, in the Briefs household, Goten's mom, Chi-Chi, and Trunks' mom, Bulma, were looking at how bored the boys were.
"Bulma, this is so sad." Chi-Chi said. "Just look at those two!"
"I know." Bulma replied. "For the last two weeks, they've been sitting there, on the couch, watching Cartoon Network!"
"I feel really sorry for those two. They haven't done anything since school ended. What can we do for them?"
Bulma thought for a minute. "I got it!" she proclaimed.
"What?"
"Why don't we send them on a trip out of the country?"
Chi-Chi looked at Bulma like she had completely lost it. "Out of the country?" she asked. "Has Vegita finally driven you insane?"
"He's driven me insane a long time ago." Bulma replied. "Anyway, why not? I mean, Chiykuu's at peace, we haven't been invaded in 3 years, and if we do, we still have Son-kun, Vegita, Piccolo, and Son Gohan. Besides, the know to meet us at Mutenroshi-sama's on Turtle Island, right?"
"Well, I guess you're right." She said. "But where are we gonna send them?"
Bulma thought again. "How about the continent of Kanto?"
"Where?"
"Kanto! You know, Viridian City, Vermillion City, Saffron City, Celadon City…"
Chi-Chi suddenly remembered. "Oh yeah!" she replied. "Now I know where you're talking about! I saw on TV, they were having a tournament out there, about 5 months ago.
"Let's go book their flights, and surprise them! Bulma suggested.
"Good Idea, Bulma!"
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Meanwhile, on a rainy night in Viridian City, on the continent of Kanto…
"After that girl, she knows too much!"
A teenage girl was crying, running for her life. "EEEK!" she yelled. "KEEP AWAY FROM ME!"
Several men started to chase her. "Don't let her escape! The boss wants her alive!"
She ran into a dark side street, and hid. Please don't let them find me she thought. I don't wanna die!
The men stopped right in front of the alley she was hiding in. "Damn it, she's gone!"
"Giovanni isn't gonna like this. He'll have our heads if we don't find her!" They ran right past the spot she was hiding.
Where do I go now? the girl thought. I can't go home. They'll find me before I even get out of Viridian City, let alone get to Pallet Town The rain started to clear. As it did, she looked toward the starry night sky. She looked up and saw one star, particularly shining the brightest out of all of the others. She put her hands together, and prayed. "Dear Kami," she went, "I pray to you, please send me someone to save me from this peril. Please, send someone to protect me!"
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Meanwhile, back at the Western Capital, at Trunks' place, Trunks and Goten were playing Marvel vs. Capcom on Trunks' Dreamcast.
"I win again, Goten!" Trunks said. "For the thirteenth consecutive time!"
"Whatever Trunks." Goten replied. "This is getting boring, anyway."
"I agree." He said as he turned off the Dreamcast. "This summer's getting boring. What can we do now?"
"How about we go spar with our 'toussans and Piccolo?" Goten suggested. They, then, remembered the last time they did that. They had to use the Senzu, and go to the infirmary.
"Nah." They both said.
"Let's go sign up for this year's Tenkakai Budoukai fighting tournament!"
"Baka!" went Trunks. "There is no tourney this year!"
"Oh yeah," he said. "I forgot."
"How about we go to the arcade?" Trunks suggested.
"We just finished playing video games, Trunks." Goten replied. "Besides, we can't go. We got banned, remember?"
The last time the duo went to the arcade, Trunks' streak of victories on Marvel vs. Capcom 2(which was 300) was broken by a lucky move. He got angry, and blew up several machines, getting himself, and Goten, banned(Trunks, accidentally, blew up the machine Goten was on. The owner blamed him, and banned him, as well). "Oh yeah." He replied, nervously. "I remember now. Sorry about that."
Goten glared at him. "Well then, what are we gonna do, now?"
"Kuso, I have no idea."
Then, at that moment, Bulma and Chi-Chi entered the room. "Boys," Chi-Chi began, "we have a surprise for you two."
They turned to their mothers. "Yes 'Kassan?" asked Goten. "What is it?"
"Well, we've noticed that you two haven't done anything this summer." Bulma said. "When we were your ages, we traveled a lot."
"No offense, 'Kassan," went Trunks. "but you traveled for the Dragon Balls."
"And you were the daughter of the Ox-King," replied Goten. "So all you did was travel!"
"Who told you that?" went Chi-Chi.
"Krillyn and Yamcha."
"Remind me to go after those two, later." Chi-Chi whispered to Bulma, before she turned her attention back to the boys. "Anyway, we've decided to send you two on a first-class trip to the continent of Kanto!"
Their eyes lit up. "Really?" went Trunks. "When do we leave?"
"Tonight at 9." Bulma replied.
"TONIGHT?!?" the boys went.
"That's right." Chi-Chi replied. "Which means, Goten…"
"I know, 'Kassan!" Goten ran outside, went Super Saiyan, and blasted off home to go pack.
"Well Trunks, you'd-" Before Bulma could finish, he was already upstairs, in his room, packing. "Whoa."
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Meanwhile, at a place outside Viridian City…
"YOU LOST THE GIRL?" a dark shadowy figure yelled.
"Well, uh, you see, what had happened was…"
"NO EXCUSES!" the figure yelled again. "This shouldn't have been a difficult job." The figure turned to the man next to him. "Get me those three agents in the Orange Islands. They know how to do a kidnapping."
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Later, at the airport in the Western Capital, Trunks and Goten were getting ready to board the Capsule Corp. plane. Goten's family(Chi-Chi, Son Gokou, Son Gohan, Videl, and Pan), Trunks' family(Bulma, Vegita, and Bra), Piccolo, Yamcha, Krillyn and his family(Juuhachi-gou and Marron) were there to send them off.
"Tell me, again, the reason why those boys aren't flying themselves?" Vegita said.
"Bakayaro," went Chi-Chi, "we want them to travel like the humans they half are!"
"Besides," Bulma said, "it's the company plane. It's free!"
"If they flew themselves, it would, still, be free, wouldn't it?" asked Gokou.
"That's besides the point, Gokou." Krillyn replied. "We want them to travel among the humans, and not stand out!"
"I don't think I'll ever understand you humans." Piccolo replied.
Bulma and Chi-Chi gave their sons kisses on their cheeks.
"Give us a call when you get to Viridian City!" Bulma said.
"Yes 'Kassan." Trunks replied.
"Take plenty of pictures for the scrapbook." Chi-Chi told her son.
"Yes Kassan." Goten replied.
Flight 227 to Viridian City is now boarding.
"That's us, Goten." Trunks said to him.
"Let's go!"
They turned around and waved good-bye to their families and friends as they began their vacation. Little did the two demi-Saiyans know, that their little vacation, would become a vacation.
After a 48-hour flight, the boys finally made to Viridian City, on the continent of Kanto. After checking in, at the Rocket Hotel, they decided to check out the city.
"So," said Goten, "this is Viridian City. What do we do first, Trunks?'
He thought for awhile. "Well," Trunks said, "how about we check out the local gym?"
"THE GYM?!" shouted Goten. "We're supposed to relax! NOT TRAIN!"
Trunks sighed. "Fine. Let's go grab something to eat."
Goten smiled. "Now you're talkin'!" he said. "Where do you wanna eat at?"
"Like I know this city, Goten." Trunks snapped. "Let's look for a place."
As the duo walked on, Goten noticed something Why does almost everything in
this city have the word "Rocket" on it? he thought. Trunks was listening to his CD player(Capsule Corp. made, of course), when Goten spotted a place. "Hey Trunks, " he said, "there's a place. Let's eat over there."
"Where?" He asked.
"Over there." Goten answered. "At the 'Rocket Diner'"
They walked into the diner and sat down to order. A waitress came by and gave them their menus.
"See anything you want, Trunks?"
"The 'Blast Off' special sounds good." He answered Goten. "What about you?"
"I'll try the 'Rocket Burger'. 19 of them, please?" he told the waitress.
"19?!!" said the waitress, as she facevaulted. "Fine. I'll be back with your order in a few minutes." Then, the waitress left to place their orders.
"Hey Goten," said Trunks. "Do you notice that almost everything in this city has the word 'Rocket' on it?"
"Yeah, I have Trunks." He answered. "I wonder why that is?"
"Oh well, Let's not dwell on it." Said Trunks. "Here comes our food."
The waitress brought them their food, and it was gone in five minutes."
"Ah!" said Goten. "That was good. How was yours, Trunks?"
"Pretty good. It was better than mom's cooking."
"Trunks, anything is better than your mom's cook-" Goten suddenly felt a power surge. "Trunks, did you feel that?"
"Sure did." He said. "It's kinda faint, though. Let's just ignore it."
"Yeah, I guess."
Then they heard a scream.
AAAHHH!!!!
They looked out the window to see a young girl being chased. The duo looked at each other. "Wherever we go, there's trouble, huh?" said Trunks.
Goten grinned. "Let's go." He said as they left the diner.
"HEY!" yelled the waitress. "YOU DIDN'T PAY YOUR BILL!"
Trunks ran back, and paid her. "Keep the change."
They ran up to the lady to see what had happened. "Are you okay, miss?" asked Trunks.
The girl had a light complexion, light brown hair, and a shapely body. But, she was in need of help. "Help me!" she said. "There are two people chasing me!"
"Don't worry," said Goten. "We'll help you."
Just then, two people and their cat came up on Goten, Trunks, and the girl. One was a girl, with red hair. The other, was a boy with blue hair. Both of their outfits were white with big red "R" 's on them
"Hey, you two!" said the red-haired girl. "Get away from her!"
"Yeah." Said the blue-haired boy. "She's comin' with us. So, either leave, or else!"
Goten got defensive. "Or else what?"
The couple smiled. Somewhere, out of the blue, weird music started playing. Then the red-haired said, "Or else…
PREPARE FOR TROUBLE!" She struck a pose.
"And Make it double!" the blue-haired boy said, producing a rose.
"To protect the world form devastation,"
"To unite all peoples within our nation,"
"To denounce the evils of truth and love,"
"To extend our reach to the stars above!"
"Jessie,"
"James,"
"Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!"
"Surrender now, or prepare to fight!"
Then the cat said, "Meowth, that's right!"
Goten and Trunks looked at them and blinked. Then they looked each other, and laughed. "Hahhahahahahaha!" they went.
"Oh man," laughed Goten, "that was the funniest thing I've ever seen!"
"Yo, that was the most ridculous thing I've ever seen!" laughed Trunks.
Jessie and James were not amused. "Hey!" said Jessie. "What's so funny?"
"Didn't you just hear yourselves?" Trunks said, still laughing. "But really, or else what?"
"That was it!" said James.
Goten stopped laughing. "Really?" he said. "Are you serious?"
"YES!" They both said.
Once again, Goten and Trunks laughed. "Hahahhahahahaha!"
Jessie and James sweatdropped. "That is getting quite silly." Jessie told James.
"I agree." He replied. "Maybe next time, we'll switch to the song version."
Meowth, the talking cat was suddenly furious. "Enough!" he said, flashing his claws. "Give up the girl, now!"
Goten and Trunks looked down at Meowth. "Did that cat just speak?" Trunks asked.
"So what?" said Goten. "Karin's a cat, Oolong's a pig. They can talk."
Trunks thought about it. "Good point." He said.
At this point, Jessie and James had enough. "We've had enough!" said Jessie(see?) "We get enough embarrassment from three brats and their Pikachu, we don't need this from you!"
"Oh yeah?" said Trunks. "What are you gonna do about it?"
The girl warned them. "Don't get her mad. I think the red-head has an inferiority complex."
Jessie was furious. "THAT'S IT!" she shouted, as she took out a red and white ball.
"Arbok, go!" she said as she threw the ball. "Come on James, what the hell are you waiting on?"
"Oh yeah." James took out the same color ball, and threw it. "Go, Victreebell!" he said.
Out of the balls, came two creatures. Jessie's was a snake, and James' was a plant-like creature that latched onto James' head.
"NOT ME," he screamed, "THEM! THEM!"
"What are those?" asked Goten.
"I don't know." Said Trunks. "They're pretty strange looking."
Trunks and Goten turned back to the girl. "Are you okay?" asked Trunks.
She smiled. "I am now. Thank you."
"No problem." Goten replied. "This is almost routine."
Just then, Jessie decided to attack while their backs were turned. "Arbok, use your Poison Sting on the purple-haired one!"
James had gotten Victreebell off his head, and followed Jessie. "Victreebell, use Razor Leaf on that black-haired one!"
The two strange creatures lunged at Trunks and Goten to attack, but…
"Ready Goten?" asked Trunks.
"Ready!"
Trunks and Goten turned around, and punched the creatures' back to their masters, so hard, that all five, Jessie, James, Meowth, Arbok, and Victreebell were sent flying.
"LOOK'S LIKE TEAM ROCKET'S BLASTING OFF, AGAIN!!!!" they yelled as they flew through the air, until they were completely out of sight.
"Thank Kame that's over!" said Goten.
"Yeah," said Trunks. "That was weird!"
Then they turned their attention to the mysterious girl. "Thank you very much for protecting me." She said, smiling.
"You're welcome." Said Trunks. "Now tell us, who are you?"
"My name is Esther." She said.
"My name's Trunks Briefs." He said.
"I'm Son Goten." He said. "Here's another question: Who were those geeks?"
"They were Team Rocket." Esther replied. "An international crime gang who operates here in Viridian City. That was Jessie, James, and Meowth. Three of their top agents."
"Okay." Trunks said. "Now, why were they chasing you?"
She looked around. "I can't tell you out here in the open." Esther said.
Goten thought for a minute. "Hey, let's go back to our hotel. You can tell us everything there."
Trunks agreed. "Good idea, Goten. Let's go."
Later, at the Rocket Hotel…
"Now," said Trunks. "Tell us, why were they after you?"
She sat down and explained. "Team Rocket's a ruthless crime organization, that uses any means necessary to get what they want."
"So, what does that have to do with you?" asked Goten.
She took a deep breath. "I saw their boss, Giovanni, commit a heinous crime."
"What was it?" asked Trunks.
"A murder."
"What?" said Goten. "Who'd he kill?"
"He killed my father.'
To Be Continued…
Mirai Trunks: Well that's the beginning of this saga. What did you guys think?
Goten: It was pretty good, for the first chapter.
Trunks: I agree. Same here. What did you think, Esther?
Esther: It was good. Could be better, y'know.
Mirai Trunks: Yeah, yeah. Don't worry. The next episodes are gonna be better, hopefully.
Trunks: I trust you. For some reason.
Goten: Hey, what's gonna go on here?
Mirai Trunks: (snaps his fingers) Oh yeah! I would like to introduce to the world, (runs off stage and comes back with a game show-like wheel) The Wheel of Annoyance!
Esther: (confused) What the hell is that?
Mirai Trunks: I'm glad you asked. On this wheel are six of the most annoying people in anime and television history: Relena Darlian from Gundam Wing, Mr. Satan from DBZ, Riley Finn of Buffy, The Vampire Slayer, from the WWF Steven Richards and Stephanie McMahon-Helmsely, and from Sailor Moon, Chibi-Usa!
Trunks: So?
Mirai Trunks: At the end of each chapter, we get to kill one of these personalities! We just spin the wheel, and whomever face the arrow points to, we kill that person!
Esther: That is so cool! When do we begin?
Mirai Trunks: Now! (he spins the wheel) Today's victim is…
(The wheel stops)
Mirai Trunks: Steven Richards!
(Right To Censor's theme music kicks up, and Steven Richards walks out)
Steven Richards: This is unacceptable! This fanfic is an indecent piece of writing, and must be dealt with, and it's for your own good!
(Richards keeps rambling on about decency, censorship, and other crap)
Goten: (covering his ears) Can I be the one to kill him, please? He's giving me a headache!
Mirai Trunks: (covering his ears) I know what you mean, but I have a cool way to kill him.
Esther: This I have to see.
Mirai Trunks: Your wish is my command. (snaps his fingers)
(The Wing Gundam Zero flies out)
Trunks: Wow! You got Heero Yuy to do the job? Cool!
Heero (on his radio): Mirai Trunks, what am I doing here, again?
Mirai Trunks (on his radio): Your mission is to kill that undercover Oz soldier (points to Richards).
Heero(on radio): Mission Accepted. (Aims the Buster Rifle at Richards) Locked on target.
Steven Richards: (sees the Wing Zero, pointing the Buster Rifle at him) Hey, what're you doing?
Heero: Omae o Korosu
Steven Richards: Uh-oh.
(Steven Richards begins to run, but the Wing Zero fires, blasting Richards to Kingdom Come)
Heero: Mission Completed.
Goten: That was cool.
Trunks: It sure was.
Esther: That was really sweet. Now what?
Mirai Trunks: Let's go grab something to eat. Trunks, you're paying.
Trunks: I know.
Mirai Trunks(on radio): Hey, Heero. You wanna join us?
Heero: Why not?
Mirai Trunks: Well, thanks for reading this. I hope you enjoyed it. Stay tuned for the next episode. Don't forget to read, review, and HAVE A NICE DAY!!
Goten: Ow. My ears are still ringing from Richards.
Mirai Trunks: Sorry. (They all walk off, Heero flies off in the Wing Zero)