A Saiyajin Holiday

by Southern Shinigami

This is the first fic I've ever written...and finished. Trunks and Goten visit Viridian City for Summer Vacation, and end up taking on Team Rocket. Take pity, R&R...Please? Sequel coming soon!

4. Episode Roku

Disclaimer: I do not own Dragon Ball Z, Pokemon, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Sailor Moon, or the WWF. I'm just a big fan of all of them; so don't sue me 'cause y'all already have my money.

A Saiyajin Holiday: Part 4

Later, that night, at Esther's place in Pallet Town, the team of Trunks, Goten, Esther, Jessie, James, and Meowth were preparing to attack and destroy Team Rocket once and for all.

Something told me that I'd need this on this trip Goten thought as he went through his bag. He pulled out an orange training gi. "Like Okassan always says," he said as he put the gi on, "It's always good to be prepared for anything!"

"Well, do you know what Team Rocket better do?" Jessie's voice went from the bathroom.

"I'm afraid to ask," Goten replied, "but what should they do?"

Jessie emerged from the bathroom in an army fatigue outfit. "PREPARE FOR TROUBLE!" she yelled as she struck a pose.

James came out of the guest room, wearing the same thing as Jessie. "AND MAKE IT DOUBLE!" he yelled as he produced a rose.

Goten looked at them. "Please don't." he said. "I beg you, don't do it."

They sweat dropped. "Why not?" they asked.

"It gets stupid over time."

They looked at each other. "Maybe he's right, Jess." James told Jessie. "It is getting ridiculous."

"Maybe we'll try the song, next time." Jessie replied. She looked toward Esther's room. "Damnit, Esther and Trunks have been in there for awhile. What do you think they're doing in there?"

"You wanna go look, Jess?" Meowth said. "Go ahead."

"Forget it."

Suddenly, Trunks and Esther came out of the room. Trunks was in a saiyajin fighting outfit, similar to his father's old outfit, and wielded a sword over his shoulder. Esther was wearing the same outfit. "Are you guys ready yet?" Trunks asked.

"We were waiting on you two lovebirds." James replied. "We've been ready for at least about 10 minutes."

Goten looked at Trunks in his outfit. "Where did you get those outfits from?"

"My 'kassan had this stashed away in the attic." He said. "It's been there since the Cell Game. She had one ready for everyone, but Tenshinhan, Piccolo, Yamcha, and Krillyn didn't wear theirs." He looked at Jessie and James. "I got a couple of more with me if you guys don't wanna wear those fatigues." He told them.

"Thanks a lot." They said. "We'll take them." Trunks threw them the suits and they went to change.

"What about you, Goten?"

"I'll stay with the traditional outfit, if you don't mind."

Jessie and James changed rather quickly. "Now," Esther said. "If everyone's ready, we got work to do."

"Exactly." Meowth said. "We don't wanna be late for the party, now do we? Let's go!"

Suddenly, Trunks and Goten felt another power surge. This time, it was bigger. "Trunks," Goten said. "I really don't like how that feels, man."

"Neither do I." Trunks said. "But, we'll deal with that later. Right now, we've got a job to do."

They left Esther's house and headed toward the Team Rocket base, by car, driven by James.

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Later, they arrived at the base, in the forest between Pallet Town and Viridian City. Suddenly again, Goten felt the power, a whole lot stronger. "Trunks, the power is insanely large, now!" he exclaimed.

"I know, man." Trunks said, "and I think the power has something to do with this place."

"Now," Esther said, changing the conversation, "we need a diversion. Any ideas?"

Jessie thought for minute. "James," she said, "call out your Victreebell."

James called out the Pokemon, only for it to latch on to James' head. "EEEK!" he yelled as he ran around like a manic. "GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!"

Just then, two security guards came out. "What the hell is going on here?"

KAPOW! KWAK!

Trunks and Goten took out the guards with two quick punches. "Let's go!" Trunks said as they, first, called back James' Victreebell, and then, ran inside the compound. Suddenly, the alarm sounded. Intruder Alert! the intercom sounded. Intruder Alert! Just then, members of Team Rocket exited their rooms, and attacked the team. Or, at least attempted to. The Rockets were quickly disposed of by the team of Trunks, Goten, Esther, Jessie, James, & Meowth. They soon reached the end of the corridor and a flight of steps.

"Which way do we go now, James?" Goten asked, while they were fighting.

"Giovanni's office is on the top floor." James replied, as he was fighting his share of Rockets. "The stairs can take us there, quickly."

"Right." Trunks said. "Let's go!"

They ran up two floors, when more Rocket members attacked them. Jessie and James looked at each other, and nodded.

"You guys go on without us." Jessie said. "We'll catch up!"

"Huh?" Esther said. "What do you mean?"

"We'll handle the Rockets on this floor." James said, then turned to Meowth. "Meowth, you go on with them, and show them where to go."

"Gotcha!" Meowth, the scratch-cat Pokemon, replied.

Trunks nodded. "Good luck, you two." He said as they ran up the stairs.

"DON'T START THE BIG PARTY WITHOUT US, NOW!" Jessie and James yelled. They started fighting the Rockets on the floor, which really didn't take a very long time.

"There's not many left to fight now, Jess!" James said.

"Too bad," she joked. "I was beginning to have fun!"

"Well then," another female voice went. "the fun's just about to begin!"

Jessie's face filled with shock. "No way!"

"Surprised to see us, Jessie?" A raspy male voice went. "What about you, James?"

James' face quickly showed anger. "Those voices could only be…" He turned around to see two Team Rocket members in black Team Rocket uniforms. One was a guy with brown hair, and the other was girl with blond hair. "Shit! Jessie, look!"

She turned around to see the same people as James did. "Damnit! It's Butch and Cassidy!"

"THAT"S RIGHT, LOSERS!" they said.

"To infect the world with devastation!" Cassidy said.

"To ignite all peoples within our nation!" Butch said.

"To denounce all of truth and love!"

"To extend destruction to the stars above!"

"Cassidy,"

"Butch,"

"Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!"

"Surrender now, or prepare to fight!"

"So," Cassidy said, "the rumors were true. You did quit Team Rocket!"

"What's your point, bitch?" Jessie went.

"Team Rocket regulations prevented us from harming other Team Rocket members." Butch said. "But since you're no longer members, this means your asses belong to us, punks!"

"We've waited for this day for a long time, Jessie and James!" Butch and Cassidy said.

"Well then," Jessie and James said, "stop talkin', and bring it on, you jackasses!"

The two teams rushed each other, with James tackling Butch, and delivering several punches, and Jessie delivering a flying kick to Cassidy. Butch flipped James off him, got up and punched him in the face, while Cassidy got up, and delivered a knee to Jessie's midsection.

Meanwhile, Trunks, Goten, Esther, and Meowth had finally reached the top floor of the Team Rocket stronghold. "Finally." Trunks said. "Where's his office now, Meowth?"

"Straight down the hallway, at the end of the hall." The Pokemon said. "Let's go!"

They ran down the hall, still battling Rockets, when suddenly Meowth stopped dead in his tracks, and showed his claws. They looked straight ahead to see a large cat with a ruby embedded in its forehead.

"A Persian?" Esther said. "What's a Persian doing here?"

"What's a Persian, period?" Goten asked.

"That's Meowth's evolved form." She replied.

Meowth glared. "That's Giovanni's Persian." He said angrily. "He took my place by Giovanni's side, and I got stuck with Jessie and James." Meowth turned to the trio. "Listen, you go on and wait for me at the end of the hall." He turned to Persian. "I've got an old score to settle with this Pokemon. I'll never forgive him the shame he put me through."

"Fine." Trunks said. "Do what cha have to do, Meowth. Let's go, guys!"

"Right, buddy!" Goten replied. They proceeded down the hall, leaving Meowth with Persian.

"Okay Persian!" Meowth said. "Payback's a bitch, and you're gonna regret meeting me!" The two Pokemon charged each other, and used their Slash moves on each other. Persian turned around, and charged Meowth, but he jumped over him, and used his Bite technique on Persian. Persian was about to counter with Pay Day, but Meowth used his Faint Attack, and knocked out Persian. "Finally!" he said. "Now to head over to the others!" Meowth, then, ran over to Trunks, Esther, and Goten.

Meanwhile, Jessie and James were still fighting with Butch and Cassidy. James clotheslined Butch, and stomped him in a couple of times. Cassidy threw Jessie into a window, and threw a punch at her, which missed and hit the window. Jessie kicked her in the stomach, and sent her through the window, three stories to her death. "Bye bye, bitch!" Jessie yelled as she fell through the window.

"CASSIDY, NO!!" Butch yelled. He looked at James. "I'll kill you!" He punched James and tossed him toward an elevator shaft. James stumbled and almost fell straight down the shaft. Butch charged James, but James, quickly, moved out of the way, and Butch missed him, falling down the shaft. James breathed heavily, as he walked toward Jessie.

"You okay, partner?" Jessie asked him.

"Yeah." He replied. "What about you?"

"I've seen better days." She motioned toward the steps. "Come on, let's meet up with the others." They ran up the stairs to the top floor to meet up with the rest of the team.

Back upstairs, Trunks and the others were waiting on the former Team Rocket members, when suddenly Trunks sensed that power again. This time, even better than before. "Goten, do you feel what I feel?" he asked his childhood friend.

"Yeah, I do. It's behind that door, too." He was getting impatient. "Jessie and James better hurry up, man." Goten said. "Or I'm gonna start that party, myself!"

"WE'RE HERE!" Jessie and James yelled, as they met their friends at the end of the hall, in front of Giovanni's office.

"You guys ready?" Esther asked.

They nodded.

"Goten, if you will…"

"Hai!" He threw an energy ball at the door and blew it wide open. They entered the room, and saw a desk with a chair facing the window.

"Well, well." A dark voice went. "I was wondering if you punks were ever going to get here. It took you long enough!"

"That's Giovanni!" Esther said.

"Correct, you meddling bitch!" he replied.

"Don't call her a bitch, jackass." Trunks said. "How'd you know we were here, anyway?" he asked.

"Humph. I have video cameras all around the place." Giovanni replied. "That door, your friend over there blew up, showed all movements around the compound. By the way, do you know how much that damn door cost me?"

"Quite frankly," Goten said. "I don't give a fuck!"

Giovanni saw his former employees. "Ah, I see you brought Jessie and James with you." He said. "I have to confess to you two. I was really gonna fire you, but you spared me having to put together a grievance package for your families, so thank you. But still, you know what happens when you quit or get fired from Team Rocket, don't you?"

"You heartless bastard," Jessie said. "you were gonna kill us!"

"And guess what?" he said. "I still am gonna kill you!"

"Not while Goten and I are around!" Trunks said. "Hey buddy, it's him! He's the one with the power!"

"I can see that, Goten!" Trunks said. "He's who we've been sensing ever since we got here!"

Giovanni looked at the two demi-saiyajins. "You two. You have been the ones giving me so much shit as of recent! It'll be a pleasure to kill you two sons of bitches."

"LET'S SEE YOU TRY!" the duo yelled.

Meowth flung out his claws. "Enough talking!" he said. "Let's rumble!" Meowth charged at Giovanni first.

"Insignificant creature!" Giovanni said, as he kicked Meowth into a wall, and knocked him unconscious. "I never really cared much for that piece of shit."

"MEOWTH!" Jessie screamed. Her and James stared at Giovanni angrily.

"Let's get that motherfucker!" James said, as he and Jessie charged him. They jumped in the air, and double kicked their former boss in the face.

"AARGH!" Giovanni yelled as he stumbled from the kick, that made him lose his balance. When he got back to normal, he looked at Jessie and James, and smiled evil-like. "Nice kick," he said, "but you'll have to try harder!" They charged at him again, but was met with punches to the stomach from Giovanni, who then threw them into the same wall as Meowth.

"Next contestant, please!" He mocked.

Goten looked at him. "I wouldn't be so cocky if I were you!" he said.

"Oh really?" Giovanni said. "And just why is that?"

"You'll see!" Goten raised his ki and suddenly his eyes turned to the color turquoise, and his hair started to stick up and turn gold. A golden aura, then surrounded him. "Lets go, Giovanni!" he said.

TO BE CONTINUED…

Trunks: So, you've decided to change your name, huh?

Mirai Trunks: Yep. From now on, I'm no longer known as Mirai Trunks. I am now… Southern Shinigami, or Double S, for short. What do you think?

Goten: It's cool. You're from the south, and your friends call you the Shinigami, anyway. It suits you perfectly.

Jessie: Sounds cool to me.

James: Hey, whatever you're happy with, man.

Esther: What brought on this sudden name change, anyway?

Double S: Good question. I recently discovered that there was another Mirai Trunks on FanFiction.Net, and I heard from Kushinada Kaede that he was there first, before me. So, I decided to change my name, just to be original.

James: Makes sense to me.

Goten: You know, you just plugged Kushinada Kaede again, and she told you not to.

Double S: What's your point?

Goten: Never mind, Triple H.

Double S: That's Double S. Don't confuse me with him.

Goten: Whatever. So who are you gonna plug, this time?

Double S: (glaring at Goten) Does it matter, Saiyajin?

Trunks: You mean, Super Saiyajin?

Esther, Jessie & James: (together) What?

Double S: You'll find out next episode. (looks at watch) Hey, guess what? It's time for the wheel! (looks at James) Go get the wheel for me, James?

James: Sure, I'll be back. (James runs off-stage to get the wheel)

Jessie: You know, one of your reviews said that this whole killing off annoying people thing, is usually done by a fellow writer named Elf, did you know that?

Esther: You know he did. He just did it, anyway.

Double S: Yeah, I admit that is her thing. But I really enjoy her work, and I thought that it would be cool if I did something similar to it. By the way, Elf, if you're reading this, I hope that you finish that Angel/Gundam Wing crossover, "A Gundam Quest". It was pretty cool, and I'd like to know what happens next, pleeeesssseee???

Goten: Stop your whining, you're a grown man, damnit!

Double S: Takes a whiner to know a whiner! You know, Goten? I really hope they screw your voice up in the English translation of the next episodes of Dragon Ball Z.

(Trunks, sensing violence soon, sees James coming with the wheel)

Trunks: Oh look, here comes James!

(James runs over to the group, with the wheel)

James: Here it is, Double S. Can I spin it, again?

Double S: Not this time. Today, we have a special guest. (Talks on radio) Hey Meowth, lower the screen, and hit the music!

(A screen is lowered, and a countdown is shown)

5…4…3…2…1…KABOOM!

("Break the Wall Down" from WWF- The Music Volume 4 is played)

Double S: Ladies, Gentlemen, and Goten…

(Goten glares at him)

Double S: From Winnipeg, Manitoba, weighing in at 231 lbs., he is the World Wrestling Federation's Intercontinental Champion, CHRIS JERICHO!!

(Chris Jericho enters the room, with a microphone in hand, and walks over to the group)

Jericho: Welcome to, "A Saiyajin Holiday" is JERICHO!

Double S: How have you been, Chris? I saw what you did to William Regal on Raw. Man, is he ever pissed at you. Get it, pissed? (Jericho and Double S laugh really hard)

Jericho: Yeah, that was pretty funny. So where's this wheel I'm supposed to spin at?

James: Right here.

(Jericho walks over to the wheel)

Jericho: (looking at the wheel) Let's see who's here. Hmmm… Riley Finn, total idiot. Chibi Usa, just annoying. Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley, (turns to Double S) Can we just pick her now, and be done with it?

Double S: Sorry man, you gotta spin the wheel.

Jericho: Fine. (He spins the wheel)

Double S: And the winner is… (wheel stops spinning) STEPHANIE MCMAHON-HELMSLEY!

(Jericho jumps up and down happily)

Esther: He seems extremely happy.

Double S: He really hates her.

(Triple H's old theme, "My Time", plays, and Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley comes out)

Stephanie: Just what do you think you're doing? When my daddy finds out about this, you'll, all, be sorry!

James: Bad news. This isn't the WWF. Vince can't do anything about this.

Stephanie: Well, my husband, Triple H will come with his sledgehammer, and take care of you all!

Jericho: He doesn't know this is going on. (Stephanie takes out cell phone) And don't bother calling him, cell phones are out of area, here! Too bad for you, princess!

Stephanie: (looking nervously) Uh…well…when- (suddenly sees Trunks, smiles and walks over to him) Hi handsome. What are you doing here?

Trunks: (nervously) Well, uh, you see I'm one of the stars of this fic.

Stephanie: Really?! Wow! You know, I own part of the WWF, but enough about that, (puts arms around him) let's talk about us.

Trunks: Uh…(looks over at Esther getting very, very angry) You know, I have a girlfriend, who I love dearly.

Stephanie: Fuck her!

Trunks: I'd really like to get to do that again, you know.

Goten: (to Jessie) Is it just me, or is Stephanie trying to steal Trunks from Esther?

Jessie: It sure is, (Jessie's looks over at Esther) and it looks like she's about to go off.

(Esther violently looks at Stephanie holding on to Trunks)

Double S: You had a name for her Chris, what was it again?

Jericho: Oh, she's a dirty, nasty, filthy, skanky, disgusting, brutal, bottom feeding, trash bagging, and as the great Hacksaw Jim Duggan once said, HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

(Stephanie hears the line, and looks over at Chris)

Stephanie: YOU! You said you wouldn't say that anymore!

Jericho: I lied, Steph.

Stephanie: (she looks over at Trunks) Trunks, beat him up for me, please?

Trunks: Why me?

Esther: (in a blind rage, with eye twitching, to Double S) Please, can I kill her now?

Double S: Yes. Yes you may, (takes out a bazooka, and gives it to her) and you can use this to do it.

Esther: Thank you. (Esther aims bazooka at Stephanie) Locked on Target, heheheheh.

Goten: (to Trunks) Hey buddy, you'd better move out of the way. Look at your girl.

(Trunks looks over at Esther aiming the bazooka at Stephanie)

Trunks: Oh boy (to Stephanie) Uh, I gotta go to the bathroom, I'll be right back. (leaves Stephanie)

Stephanie: Okay. (sees Esther with bazooka) Hey, what are YOU doing?

Esther: (smiling evilly) Omae o Korosu!

Stephanie: (confused) What does that mean?

Jericho: Yeah, what does that mean?

Double S: Oh, that means "I'm going to kill you".

Jericho: (Laughs crazily) Oh, this is going to be good!

Stephanie: (Scared) Uh oh!

Esther: DIE BITCH!

(Esther fires the bazooka, and it hits Stephanie, blowing her up real good)

Jericho: (standing up, giving a standing ovation) Beautiful! Beautiful! Just beautiful! I wish I could see an instant replay of that!

Double S: So do I. But I can't do that.

Esther: (points bazooka at Trunks) Now, who's your girlfriend?

Trunks: You are, dear.

Esther: (lowers bazooka) Good. Double S, I think this belongs to you. (hands back bazooka to Double S)

Double S: Thank you. (Looks at watch) Oh, and I do believe that it's time to go.

James: Already? I was enjoying this.

Double S: Thanks for reading this episode. I'd like to thank Chris Jericho for stopping by and enjoying the violence.

Jericho: My pleasure.

Double S: Stay tuned. The next and final episode of "A Saiyajin Holiday" will be coming soon. And stay tuned for my next fic. I'm not sure what it'll be called, but it's a Gundam Wing story, I'll tell ya that much!

Goten: Oh, that'll leave the people on the edge of their seats.

Double S: Shut up. Anyway, read and PLEASE review, and…HAVE A NICE DAY!!!!

(Double S walks off talking to Chris Jericho, Goten walks with Jessie and James, and Esther drags Trunks out by his ear)