Authors note: Ok here is the second insallment of "What Zelda chars. do to waste their idiotic time". Intresting Title huh? Very l-o-n-g. Well i got this idea when i was dying eggs for easter yesterday. O by the way... HAPPY EASTER!!! .:hugs everyone:. ok... moving on... now i present you with the second installment!!! Enjoy ^.~

Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda chars. or dying eggs kit. There.

2nd episode: Dye Time!!!
By: Yours truly... Anime Chick!!!

.:everyone is sitting around a table with a bunch of eggs.:

Link: Ok... *stares at eggs* what the fuzz do we do now?

Nabooru: *reads directions* well it says we hafta get a cup or bowl for each separet color-

Zelda: Ok Impa get em'

Impa: I'm not your servent! You get 'em you prissy little snot.

Zelda: Oh SHUT UP you white haired freak!

Malon: OK!!! ALL OF YOU SHUT UP!!! Skull Kid you get em'

Skull Kid: WHY ME?

Malon: Because your stupid and you know where the cups are. This IS your house right?

Skull Kid: OH!!! WHOOPS I FORGOT!!!

Darunia: Good goddesses Skull Kid, you are so dense!

Skull Kid: YO, DON'T DISS THE MASTER!!! *goes gets 9 cups* 'K THERE!

Rauru: Good job Skull Kid! You did something without breaking it!

Skull Kid: SHUT UP YOU FAT BASTARD!

Ganondorf: Ooooooooooohhhhhhhh!!!!!

Link: Grow up Ganondorf!

Ganondorf: Look, don't make me smash your face!

Link: Yeah? Whatever!

Ganondorf: *stands up* You wanna piece of me?

Link: *stands up too* Yeah! As a matter of fact i do!

Ruto: *gets water gun out and sprays both of em'* MWHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE *breath* HEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHE!!! I FINALLY HAVE MY WATER GUN!!! MWEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEH!

Zelda: Ok she's scarying me

Saria: *also reads directions* Ummm... now it says we need some vinegar. Anyone wanna get that?

Mido: *waves frantically* OH ME! ME MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME!!!

Nabooru: Hehehehehe. Mido's just doing it because he likes Saria.

Saria: YARGH!!

Everyone else: Oooooooohhhhhhh

Saria: Ok Mido just get the vinegar!

Mido: 'K *flounces off for vinegar* here it is!!!

Ganondorf: *opens vinegar bottle and turns away* Eeeewww! This stuff reeks!!!

Malon: Whatever! Give it here *grabs bottle and smells it* I don't smell anything!

.:everyone stares at her.:

Malon: Well i don't!

Impa: *sighs* C'mon let's just pour the crap and get it over with!

Zelda: Ok everyone picks thier own color!

.:everyone jumps on top of the colors trying to get thier favorite color before someone else does. And after many wacks on the head by Impa they finally separated and each held up thier colors.:

Link: Green (of course!), Darunia: Red (which really turns pink), Zelda: Purple, Malon: Blue (she got it before Ruto hehehehe), Impa: black (what the hell? I never knew a black one was stuck in there! Hey at least the Goth's aren't complanin'!), Nabooru: Orange, Mido: Pink (which really turns out to be red), Ganondorf: ZIP! He just got a really big bonk on the head because he's a LOSER!!!, Ruto: water drop tatto for her egg, Saria: Forest Green, Skull Kid: Yellow, Rauru: NADA!! He's too old!

Ruto: Ok why the hell do i have to be stuck with a stupid tatto?

Link: Because you get on my nerves!

Ruto: WHAT?! That has nothing to do with it!

Link: It has plenty to do with it

Darunia: Ok now what do we do Zelda?

Zelda: Go dunk your head!

Darunia: What's the matter Zelda? Can't read?

Zelda: Oh $#^! How'd you find out?

Everyone: Ooooooooohhhhhhh

Saria: Did anyone notice that we sound like a police car when we do that?

Ruto: OH! I DID! I DID! SEE LINK! DIDJA SEE!!! AIN'T I SO SMART?

Link: I'm enthralled.

Mido: ok... this is really getting on my nerves... i ain't talking through this whole entire fic!

Saria: Oh joy!

Rauru: But why?

Mido: Because i feel like it and also because Anime Chick hates me and just dosn't want me to talk! And plus she does not feel like making a talking diolog for me. *whispers* lazy b*tch!

Nabooru: That idea has potential!

Link: Ok... can someone just read the f*ckin' loser directions please!?

Ruto: OH! I WILL! I WILL IWILLIWILLIWILLIWILLIWILL!!!!

Link: You don't need to Ruto! Your already a loser!

Ruto: Aw damnit!

Ganondorf: 'K. I'll be the reader since i didn't get a f*ckin' color!

Impa: That's nice

Ganondorf: Ok. You have to drop in these freakin' pills and watch them freakin' fizz.

Rauru: Sounds cool! Since i didn't get one either i'll just watch the fizz. You guys do something

.:everyone does something and in about 5.2 seconds Rauru calls out that the freakin' pills have stoped fizzing:.

Ruto: Hey! Look! The vinager changed color!

Zelda: No $#^!

Nabooru: Ok me first! MEFIRSTMEFIRSTMEFIRST!!!

Darunia: Rriiiiiiiiight

Ganondorf: Wait a rock pickin' minute! I have ta read the directions you freakin' retards!

Skull Kid: OH YEAH!!!! ME FORGOT!!! READ AWAY GANONDORF!!!

.:suddenly Tatl appears and everyone dosen't give a crap:.

Ganondorf: THAT I WILL!!! *cracks fingers* Ok... yougottadiptheeggsintothefrickin'colorcrap...thenyougottabecarefulnottocrackanybecausethenthey'llbeuseless...and then... afterabout5to6minutesyoupick *breath* itupwiththislittlehookthingandtaa-daa!!! You have your egg!!! (He's talking fast)

Ruto: We do what now?

Link: Can you reapet that last line please?

Ganondorf: *evil death glare* HELL NO!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN LISTENING!!!!

Tatl: OH!!! I know what he was saying! Basically all you have to do is dip the egg in and wait about 5 to 6 minutes and then take it out again with this little hook thing-a-magiger!

Ganondorf: Can i kill you now or later?

Zelda: Ok thanx Tatl!!

Tatl: no prob.

Nabooru: Ok.. i'm first! *goes up to the Orange color and chucks her egg in. It cracks* WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? *picks up egg and sees crack* AAWWWW DAMNIT!!! OOOOOHHHH $#^!

Tatl: You b*tch! I said dip it in not chuck it in!!!!

Nabooru: *grabs Tatl and dunks her in* F*CK YOU, YOU LITTLE B*ITCH!!!

Impa: Wow! I think she's having a mental breakdown.

Skull Kid:TO BAD FOR HER! IT'S MY TURN!!! *dips his egg in yellow and comes out a perfect yellow* MWEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE. MY EGGS THE BEST!!!

Darunia: Not for long sucker! *dips his egg in and it comes out pink* WHAT THE HELL? WHAT THE F*CK IS THIS!? OK who put the frickin' pink in a red color?

Zelda: It comes out that way!

Skull Kid: MINES THE BEST SO FAR SO BOO-YAH!!!

Link: MY TURN!!! *dunks his in and takes it out. Perfect green but has a crack in it* AAAAWWW $#^!

Skull Kid: I'M BEATING LINK! I'M BEATING LINK!

Link: That's right just make a show of it!

Skull Kid: 'K!!! *runs around* I'M BEATING LINK! I'M BEATING LINK! i'M BEATING LINK! I'M BEATING LINK! I'M BEATING LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK!!!

Link: STOP THAT AT ONCE!!!

Saria: Uuuummmm it's Zelda's turn!

Zelda: Aww right! *chucks it in purple too it cracks* AAAWWWW $#^!

Darunia: Didn't you see Nabooru do the same thing and mess up?

Zelda: No i was brushing my hair! Or rather Impa was.

Ruto: You retard!

Zelda: SHUT UP YOU DEFORMED FISH!!!

Saria: Riiiiiiiiiiiight. O it's Malon's turn!!

Malon: NO!! SAVE ME FOR LAST!!! SAVOR THE MOMENT!!!!

Saria: Ummmm ooookkkkkkk! That means it's my turn!!!! *drops it in but misses. It lands on Rauru's head* WHOOPS!!!! SORRY!!! Well i guess that means i'm disqualified!!!

Skull Kid: YEP!

Nabooru: Ruto it's your f*ckin' turn you over-grown fish!

Ruto: SHUT UP!!! Okay..Link...watch me...okay? Watch me...you're gonna watch me...right? OK you gotta watch me...I watch you all the time!!! Link, you gotta watch me...I watch you all the time!!!

Link: No $#^!

Ruto: 'K *sticks on water droplet tatto but it falls on the ground* WHAT THE F*CK? Damn... fine i guess i forfiet my turn

Link: Is that legal?

Rauru: It is now

Malon: MY TURN!!! OH GREAT GODDESSES!!!! HERE GOES!!! *dips in egg gently and everyone waits around for 10 minutes*

Skull Kid: *nervous* UUMMM! MALON YOU'VE GONE OVER THE TIME LIMIT!!!

Malon: Who gives a f*ck? OH YEAAAAHHHH!!! IT'S READY!!!! *takes out egg gently with hoop thinga-magiggy. It's perfect! no fingerprints or aything* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Skull Kid: AWW DAMN!!! HER'S IS BETTER!!!

Malon: O boo-frickin'-yaa! I AM THE MASTER!!!

Nabooru: I KNEW IT!! SHE IS THE MASTER!!! I KNEW IT I KNEW IT!!!!

Anime Chick: Ok good for you Nabooru!!! But could i butt in for about 5.2 seconds? THE EPISODE IS OVER!!!!! LATES!!!

Everyone: Aaaaawwwwwwwwwww

Authors Note: Once again thank you for reading my gay fics. **kiss** And remember ideas are always helpful!!!! Adios Amigos. Luv: Anime Chick