Author's Note: Ok it's official. I have gone insane!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ummmmm to Princess of Pixies I might be Italian. I am a lot of things. I just take World Language Connection in school and they teach ya how to say volcab. and all that jazz in different languages. So yes I know grazie means thank you. So….. Well I know I am Irish (a lot) and Cherokee Indian . And yes **sob sob** my ancestors (on my grandpa's side) walked the Trail of Tears . But luckily… they were one of the few survivors. Hey that reminds me:
./' I'm a survivor! I'm gonna make it! I'm a survivor! Keep on survivin'! ./'
Oh yeah!!! I will always survive!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well moving on…….. I had this idea one day while I was sittin' in S.S class listening to Mr. Krauser yammer on about a bunch of old dead guys that stabbed people and became famous. **sigh** if only it were that easy. HEY C'MERE ALYSSA **evil smile** hehehehehehehe!!!!!!!!!!! Ok well moving on again… Here is the 4th installment of "What Zelda chars. Do To Waste Their Idiotic Time"…

What Zelda Chars. Do to Waste Their Idiotic Time Part: 4
The Zelda chars. Go and send INSTANST MEASSAGES on aol (no doubt)

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Green_haired_freak: Ummmm is anyone here?

Green_haired_freak: HHHHAAAAALLLLLOOOOO!?!?!?!

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Suductive_queen: ./' But he's irresistible, up close and personal-./'

Green_haired_freak: Eww Jessica Simpson

Suductive_queen: Where?

Green_haired_freak: **collapse**

Suductive_queen: ./' His kiss is so powerful, irresistible to meeeeeeee! ./'

Green_haired_freak: SHUT UP ZELDA!!!!!

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Masteryodin: Sup my dogs?

Green_haired_freak: I am not a dog retard!

Masteryodin: Really? I did not know that. But any-hoo… **in a creepy voice** I know what you did two years ago on spring break.

Suductive_queen: Really? So you know about the seductive dress I bought to match my equally superb seductive figure?

Masteryodin: What figure?

Suductive_queen: SCREW YOURSELF!!!!

Green_haired_freak: EEEEEWWWWW that's not right.

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Horsegurl4eva: HI!

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Addictive_fairy: Hihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihi-

Horsegurl4eva: Ok… that's been established already!!!!!

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Green_haired_freak: Yoah! That's a pretty original name there Skull Kid **wink wink**

SKULL-KID: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!?!?!?!?!

Horsegurl4eva: it means it's you regular name dimwit

SKULL-KID: OH YEAH!!!

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Addictive_fairy: You need to LISTEN more Skull Kid!

Cottoncandygirl: Yoah. Wrong room.

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Addictive_fairy: HEY LISTEN -er… I mean look! It's Nabooru!

Dessert_flower: eh? Did someone call my name?

Addictive_fairy: see?

Masteryodin: Who is addictive_fairy???

Addictive_fairy: Don't you ever LISTEN!!! It's Navi!!!

Masteryodin: Oh….. goddesses…. no……

Addictive_fairy: ……..

Sudductive_queen: NAVI!!!!! I ORDER YOU TO LEAVE!!! THAT IS AN ORDER FROM THE PRINCESS!!!!

Addictive_fairy: oooooooootay….

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Horsegurl4eva: Oh… bye Navi!!!

Horsegurl4eva: aw damnit!! How come I never get to say bye in just the right time?

Dessert_flower: Maybe 'cause your brain sux?

Green_haired_freak: Indeed. That's why you suck.

Dessert_flower: HEY!!

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Addictive_fairy: THAT'S MY WORD!!!

Masteryodin: **high pitched scream** EEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!

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SKULL-KID: UUMMM THAT WAS WEIRD!

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Godofevil666: ./'Play, c'mon, play my song. Play it all night long. Play my mother **beeping** song!!! ./'

Green_haried_freak: How come everyone is singin' a song?

Godofevil666: They are?

Rock_eatin'_sage: Is everyone here?

Masteryodin: I'm here

Rock_eatin'_sage: That's nice. Who's "I'm"? Please state your names.

Masteryodin: ooooootay. I'm Link

Green_haired_freak: Saria here

Suductive_queen: Zelda-the seductive

Horsegurl4eva: uh not really Zelda! This is Malon reporting!

Dessert_flower: Yo, this is Nabooru. HEY STOP GETTING THE GAURDS DRUNK GANONDORF

Godofevil666: IT WASN'T MEEEEEE!!!!!!!

SKULL-KID: ./'BUT SHE CAUGHT ME ON THE COUNTER! IT WASN'T ME!! SAW ME BANGIN ON THE SOFA!!! IT WASN'T ME!!! I EVEN HAD HER IN THE SHOWER!!! IT WASN'T ME- ./'

Green_haired_freak: don't get smart with me freak face.

SKULL-KID: SHUT IT SARIA!!! ANY-HOO THIS IS SKULL KID!!!

Godofevil666: Could have fooled me there Skull Kid. Uh this is the great Ganondorf!

Masteryodin: Or not so great.

Godofevil666: SHUT UP!!!!!

Rock_eatin'_sage: Ok… ummm I'm sure you all know this is Darunia!

Horsegurl4eva: Um not really.

Rock_eatin'_sage: **glare** well then that's your problem!

Horsegurl4eva: 'K

Rock_eatin'_sage: Ummmmm where is Impa, Rauru, and Ruto?

Sudductive_queen: Hell if I know. Ummmm I heard rumors that Anime Chick has decided to stop being a "lazy b*tch" and start writing a dialog for Mido. So I guess Mido's coming back!!!

Green_haired_freak: $#^!

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Lady's_man: Hello! This is Mido-the Lady's man

Horsegurl4eva: I do not think so!!!!!!

Fat_guy: ¡Ahola sinoritas y senors!

Dessert_flower: SAY WHAT?!

Fat_guy: I said "Hello girl's and guy's"

Dessert_flower: ooooootay. GOD DAMMIT GANONDORF!!! STOP GIVING THAT DAMN JACK DANIELS TO THE FRICKIN' GUARDS!!!!!!

Godofevil666: NO… er…. I mean…. IT WASN'T ME!!!!

Ruto <3's Link: HEY EVERYONE!!!! I was reading-

SKULL-KID: NO ONE CARES!!! P

Ruto <3's Link: I DON'T CARE!!!!! I'M GOING TO SAY -er- TYPE IT!!!! Ok… I was on fanfiction.net the other day…

Shadow_warrior: **groan**

Ruto <3's Link: NO INTERUPTIONS!!!!!

Shadow_warrior: **silence**

Ruto <3's Link: well any-hoo… I was on fanfiction.net reading the latest chapter from ~*Misty Dawn*~'s "What do Zelda chars. Do w/ their free time". Chapter 15 was hilarious!!!! Ok I'll repeat one of the "dreams" they er we had -

Anime Chick: Let me squeegee in here for just a sec. Ummmm ~*Misty Dawn*~ if your reading this…. Uummmm please don't sue me!!!!!!! **puts hands in pockets and starts to take out stuff in there** Ummm hmmm… there goes some bubble gum. A piece of trash, napkin, some donuts….uuuuuummm eeeewwww!!! And finally…. **holds up something the size of Texas** LINT!!!!! So I'm kinda' BROKE **crash of thunder and lightning**!!!!!! **high pitched scream** EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKK… I'm outty **runs away**

Masteryodin: **raises eyebrow** she's freaky

Shadow_warrior: Uh huh. Just like you!

Masteryodin: I RESENT THAT STATEMENT!!!

Ruto <3's Link: Well any-hoo… here it is: P.S: this is my dream hehehehehehe:

Masteryodin: that's like… not good

Ruto ,3's Link: SHUT IT!!! Here it is:

~*~Ruto's Dream~*~

(PS: these are actual quotes that Misty Dawn and her friend Emma wrote throughout her 7th and 8th grade Religion book!)

::Ruto has a black background behind her, and she's walking. On the way, she meets people::

Link: Look! I got 93 cents!

Ruto: HEY!! 7 more, and you can buy Burger King Cini-Minis!

::walk walk walk::

Ruto: WHOA BOY!! DO I HAVE THE HEEBIE-JEEBIES!!!

::walk walk walk::

Zelda: I like my new collagen lips! THEY'RE COOL!!

::walk walk walk::

Ruto: ::looks at Malon, who has a quarter in her hand:: I'm NOT gonna tell you again! A Big Mac is 99 cents! Not 25 cents!

Zelda: But-but-but-I only have 25 cents!

Saria: DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY PEPTO BISMOL???

::walk walk walk::

::some dudes are mimicking Jack and Rose on the Titanic::

Rose: I'LL NEVER LET GO JACK!!! I'LL NEVER LET GO!!!

Jack: No! Rose! You are smothering me!!

Ruto: ::yells to the Jack-guy:: HEY!! WHERE'D YA GET YOUR SHIRT???!

Jack: I got mine from the Lost and Found!

Rose: REALLY?? I got mine from the side of the road!!

::walk walk walk::

Mido: WON'T YOU BE MY NEIGHBOR??

Ruto: HECK NO!!

::walk walk walk::

Nabooru: I was just a teenage werewolf. Now I'm just and old werewolf, who has an unhealthy obsession with donuts!
Mmm...donuts...Aaaaauuuuggghh!!!!

::walk walk walk::

::sees a guy with an abnormally small head::

Ruto: HEY DUDE!! YOU HAVE A PIMPLE ON YOUR SHOULDERS! Oops, sorry, I forgot, IT'S YOUR HEAD!!!!

::walk walk walk::

Ruto: ::to Darunia:: DARUNIA! Your nostril is SO big! You could shove a peanut up there!!!!!

Darunia: Is-snot!!

::dream ends::

dessert_flower: I can relate to my unhealthy obsession.

Rock_eatin'_sage: Hrm. ~*MISTY DAWN*~!!!! I DO NOT HAVE BIIIIIIG NOSTRILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Horsegurl4eva: Yeah ya do

Rock_eatin'_sage: I HATE YOU ALL!!!!

Sudductive_queen: okdok. This conversation is like, going now where.

Shadow_warrior: well where do you expect this conversation to be in? San Francisco?

Sudductive_queen: Uh not really Impa

Shadow_warrior: THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT- er not really but-

Masteryodin: sssssssssooooooo what are we gonna talk about?

SKULL-KID: WELL I HAVE NO FRICKIN' CLUE!!!!!

Green_haired_freak: Well we don't expect you to have a clue! Why? Because you don't!

SKULL-KID: OH YEAH. THAT'S REEEEEEEEEEAL SMART SARIA!!!

Green_haired_freak: WHAT? Look I'm only speakin' my mind here!

Godofevil666: Well speak it somewhere else. I really don't wanna know about your **cough** personal **cough** life **cough**.

Green_haired_freak: YOU SUCK GANONDORF

Godofevil666: I can relate.

Horsegurl4eva: yeah we noticed

Godofevil666: SHUT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ruto <3's Link: Well I have no frickin' clue what to talk about either.

Lady's_man: uuuuummmmmm gggeeeee…………….oh I KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!! I KNOW I KNOW I KNOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!

Fat_guy: Weeeeeeeeeeeell that was interesting.

Masteryodin: well then Mido. WHAT THE F*CK IS IT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Lady's_man: er….. it's the next chapter

Masteryodin: **collapse**

Fat_guy: **collapse**

Sudductive_queen: **collapse**

Green_haired_freak: **collapse**

Lady's_man: Ooooooootay that's getting annoying!!!!!

Horsegurl4eva: **collapse**

Lady's_man: STOP IT!!!! It's quite annoying!!!

Godofevil666:**collapse**

Dessert_flower: STOOOOOOOOP IT GANONDORF!!! THAT"S THE 99TH GAURD YOU'VE GOTTEN DRUNK!!!!! Uhhhhhhhh… whoops? **collapse**

SKULL-KID: WAIT FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! **COLLAPSE**

Shadow_warrior: well I won't collapse for you Mido.

Lady's_man: okdok. I thank you

Shadow_warrior: my shadows will do it. SHADOWS!!!! **shadows collapse**

Lady's_man: THAT'S SOOOOOOO NOT FUNNY!!!!!

Ruto <3's Link: ooooootay. Anime Chick must be TOTALLY bored.

Anime Chick: yes sir e bob.

Lady's_man: STOP IT ANIME CHICK!!!

Anime Chick: oooooootay **snaps fingers and everyone is…… ummmm… un-collapsed?**

Ruto <3's Link: THATNK YOU!!!! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOOOOOOU!!!!!!

Anime_Chick: does anyone wanna hear about my new…. Ummm… acquaintance?

Masteryodin: Ummmmm how 'bout no.

Anime Chick: **pout**

Sudductive_queen: **sigh** ok… go on

Anime Chick: **smile** ok!!! **puts arm around thin air** this is BOB!!! Not Bob, BOB!!!!! He's my imaginary boyfriend!!!!!

Anime Chick: P.S (he's soooooo hot)

Horsegurl4eva: and we care now because-?

Anime Chick: I dunno

Rock_eatin'_sage: okdok… well… ummmm please continue to the next chapter please.

Anime Chick: oooooooootay ^.~ To all the readers-

Ruto <3's Link: WAIT!!! People are reading this?

Anime Chick: Uhhhhh that WOULD be the concept!!

Ruto <3's Link: Well in that case… I LOVE MY LINKY-TWINKY

Masteryodin: Uhhhh how 'bout no

Anime Cick: o.O oooooootay. Any-hoo to all the readers. I have no clue what the next chapter would be about sssoooo-

Green_haired_freak: Well gee. Then your just like Skull Kid

Anime Chick: I GREATLY RESENT THAT SENTENCE!!!!!

SKULL-KID: HEEEEEEEEEY!!!

Anime chick: well moving on… if you have any ideas they are-

Horsegurl4eva: GREATLY appreciated

Anime Chick: HEEEEEY!!!! THAT'S MY LINE!!!

Horsegurl4eva: too bad!!!

Godofevil666: she wants ideas from you guys…. Well… mostly because she can't make her slow brain to function properly so she has no frickin' ideas.

Anime Chick: ok Ganondorf. When I get through with this fanfic I am ssooooo gonna make you pay.

Godofevil666: yeah right

Anime Chick: **evil smile** just you wait!!! Well any-hoo… toodles and don't forget r/r!!!!!

Sudductive_queen: Ok.... are we gonna leave yet?

Anime Chick: Well no ones stopin' ya

Fat_guy: Alllllll right. I think i speak for everyone when i say...

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Anime chick: Wow! I never knew you could do that! HEYYYYY DON'T FORGET MEEEEEEE!

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