On one sunny afternoon, Goku and Vegeta were sitting on a grassy knoll in the middle of the
Western Capitol.

Vegeta says to Goku, "Hey Goku, why didn't the chicken cross the road?"
Goku thought for a while and said, "I don't know."
Vegeta replied, "Cause he was too Fuck'n LAZY!!"
"Vegeta... You're an ASS!!" Goku exclaimed.

As they went about their day, Goku became confused and turned to Vegeta, and said,
"Why the hell did you tell that joke?"
Vegeta responded, "Because I'm a bastard whore"
(Vegeta leaves the scene and screws Bulma)
Goku kills himself because he is so annoyed with Vegeta.

The End

This was written to mock most Fanfictions that talk about how great Vegeta is.