**Smells Like Teen Spirit**
Author's note: Pretty crappy title huh? Well don't sue me, I know I suck at titles, but on with my lil' summary. Just be aware that I'm not gonna make it a mother huge fight like them Cowboys and Indians…just verbal 'oopsie I said the f word' fights…not that drippy…but hey you get the point by now, don't ya? Sure ya do. Oh, and also keep in mind that my humor at times can be dirty so that's just a little word of warning if you're offended by that stuff. Enjoy as always! ^_^
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"Well I had a grand night's sleep until Yours Truly started SNORING so the whole gosh darn town could hear," Misty clarified as she gave the evil eye to Ash at the kitchen table. "AND…hey Ash, didja think of the 100th way to kick Gary's ass? Since you so nicely stopped at NINETY-NINE and started snoring again!"
"SORRY, bitch from the fiery underworld…wasn't my fault you decided to take my bed…I…umm…am allergic to dust! And that's why I snored! Also, you say it's like a BAD thing when I wanna shove mah foot where the Good Lord split him." Ash had his nice, big, juicy sweatdrop at the back of his head, naturally.
"Number one Ash, you always snore, Hon. Number two, just get off this whole thing about Gary, I'd like to see you guys just stay quiet when you both walk by one another." Misty stated.
"Alright guys, did you all finish your problems with each other so we can move on with the rest of our lives?" Brock asked with a sigh. "Good thing your mother cares about her garden enough to be outside tending it, while you both go head to head, now what do you all want for breakfast?"
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"Oh hi sweetheart! How are you and your grampa?" Ash's mother said in her delightful voice.
"Just great, Mrs. Ketchum, thank you for asking. Is Ash home?"
"Why yes he is, he's with his friends in the kitchen, you may go right in!"
"Thanks!" Gary said cheery, "No thanks to Ash…" He mumbled under his breath. "HEY SLIMEBUCKET, HOW ARE YA?" Gary yelled. Delia rolled her eyes at Gary's comment, but it didn't bother her.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, WHAT THE SHNIGGLES ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE, NO…WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON MY PROPERTY, SPERM-BURP????" Ash fell out of his chair out of, well, let's just say over-excitement. Brock just smacked his own head and went upstairs; Misty just stood there with a stupid grin on her face.
"Glad to see you love me too, freak. The reason why I came here for was so I could scar you for life and sweep Misty off her feet!" Gary chuckled at his dandy plan…Misty, at that point, was making gag noises. Hey, she liked Gary and all but he was too sappy at times.
"GET OUT OF MY HOUSE, GARRET!" Ash yelled, bet ya didn't see that coming.
"SHOOSH! No one knows that except my family, not even your mom knows that either!" Gary…*ahem* Garret said embarrassed, being in front of Misty when Ash said his 'real' name. (Note: Sorry everyone, that's not Gary's real name. I just made that up.)
"Well I guess they do now, don't they? Actually, it's only Misty, really."
"SHUT UP, 'ASH'-TRAY."
"Hey! You better screw those words with much pleasure!"
"ALRIGHT! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!" Misty shouted over their argument. "TAKE IT OUTSIDE, I CAN'T STAND IT ANY LONGER!" She let out with heavy breathing.
"MISTY IT'S MY HOUSE!"
"WELL PIN A ROSE ON YOUR NOSE, AREN'T YOU SPECIAL!"
"B-b-but my Mommy's out there!"
"Then stop the argue crap all together!" Misty warned. Brock walks down the stairs…
"How do you think I feel now?" As he walked in the kitchen.
"Was there any point of you coming downstairs?" Gary inquired.
"Hmmmmmm, No! I think the author just didn't want to leave me out, I'm irresistible."
"So what was I going to do with you Ash?"
"Uh, I forget. Kill me or something?"
"YEAH THAT'S IT!" Gary screamed with an evil grin.
"Help?!?" Ash sweat, glued in his spot.
Misty started banging her head against the cabinet and pathetically saying, "Will this ever end?"
"Yea it is! Geesh, almost forgot about you, pretty one!"
"Aaaaamaziiing Grace, how sweet the sound…" Ash prayed to the ceiling thanking his lucky stars for Gary not pounding him to a pulp.
"And this all started because I had one small crush!" She said to herself as she saw Gary waltzing over to her. He caressed her hip, but that was one wrong damned move to do. "RAPE!" Misty yelped and slapped him in the shoulder—HARD that he almost fell backwards on his tookus.
"Oh yeah, that's my Misty!" Ash laughed with his words.
"SHUT UP, I NEVER TOLD YOU TO TALK!"
"It's like you're holding us hostage, in my own home. THAT'S JUST WRONG!" Ash exclaimed his beautiful insight.
"Yeah! This day just keeps getting better and better…" Misty said with her sarcastic attitude.
"Oh I know!" Gary said, literally meaning it. Misty fell anime style. "Misty that blue shirt you're wearing really brings out your dazzling, teal eyes." He said dreamily.
"OH I'LL BRING OUT YOUR EYES…" Ash said rolling up his sleeves and diving on Gary.
"*SIGH* Smells like teen spirit." Misty uttered.
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**Okay, I know that was a queer title but, I'm sorry this chapter was so short, I'll make the next one longer!**