Disclaimers: I don't own Popstars, the WWF or anyone mentioned in this story. I'm just using some of the people for comedic purposes so please don't sue me.
Chapter 2:
*The female wrestlers are sitting at the table, deciding what to eat.*
Lita: What about scrambled eggs?
*Everyone agrees and Lita goes to make scrambles eggs*
Molly: I think that we are all going to be the best of friends.
Jacqueline: Molly, maybe in your own little world, but this is the real world, not everyone gets along, just cause your so happy-go-lucky don't mean we all wanna hear about it!
*Molly looks shocked and begins to cry*
Trish: Molly don't cry, Jackie didn't mean what she said, she just got up too early and is irratable.
*Jacqueline rolls her eyes as Molly quits crying, and hugs Trish.* Thanks Miss. Stratus
*Chyna comes out of the bathroom and Trish rushes in*
*An hour later Vince comes in*
Vince: Lou and I decided that you will begin dancing lessons today.
Chyna: Why do we have to dance, BOY-bands dance, GIRL-bands don't. We just stand there and sing.
Vince: Fine, then you'll be singing today. Go to the studio in half an hour.
*30 minutes later*
Lou: Chyna, you're first since it was YOUR idea to sing.
Chyna: *singing* Don't treat me like a woman....don't treat like a man.
Lou: Very good Chyna, send in the next person.
*Chyna leaves, Stephanie comes in.*
Lou: Ok Steph let's hear it.
*Steph rolls her eyes and sings* I'm and Bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a mother, I'm a sinner, I'm a saint, I do not feel no shame.
Lou: Hmmmm, the song Bitch, it seems to fit you. Send in the next lady.
*Steph leaves and Trish comes in*
Lou: Well Trish, everything's ready.
Trish: *singing* You can dot your cherry lips, try to tempt him with a sweet kiss, you can flirt you pretty eyes cause he ain't got his hands tied...no chains to unlock still free to do what he wants....he loves me, he loves you not.
Lou: He loves u not by Dream, seems fitting enough. Send in the next person.
*Trish leaves and Lita comes in*
Lita: *singing* People in the world, SPICE UP YOUR LIFE! Colors of the world SPICE UP YOUR LIFE! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Shake it.
Lou: Very nice Lita, send in the next person.
*Lita leaves and Molly comes in.*
Molly: *singing* Oops I did it again, I made you believe, we're more then just friends. Oh baby, baby, oops I did it again.
Lou: Oops I did it again, by Britney Spears, how ironic. Send in the next lady.
*Molly nods and leaves, Ivory comes in*
Lou: Ok Ivory, let's have it.
Ivory: Umm, Mr. Pearlman, I don't know any songs.
Lou: Ok Ivory, make up something as you go.
*Ivory shrugs shoulders and sings* I will get this girl band censored if it's the last thing I do.
Lou...Ok that's enough Ivory, send in the next person.
*Ivory looks appalled at being stopped and leaves, Kat comes in*
Lou: Kat, time to show your stuff
*Kat flashes Lou and sings* YOU GOTTA FIGHT......FOR YOUR RIGHT.....TO PAAAAAARTY!!!
Lou: Fight for you right to party by the Beastie Boys, very fitting for you Kat. Send the next one in.
*Kat leaves and Jaqueline comes in*
Lou: Jackie it's your turn.
Jacqueline: I DON'T sing.
Lou: Ok, I'll give you time, for now send the next person in.
*Jaqueline leaves and Tori comes in*
Tori: *singing* Bye, bye, bye.........
Lou: Very good Tori you may go now.
*Tori leaves and Terri comes in*
Terri: Come on over baby, you know you make me go crazy all I wanna do...
Lou: That's enough for today. I'll meet you all in the living room with the verdictin 20 minutes.
*20 minutes later*
Lou: Shane and I decided to cut the one whose voice didn't blend with the others..... Ivory I'm sorry, but you don't have the voice we're looking for.
Ivory: I WILL GET THIS BAND CENSORED ONE WAY OR ANOTHER!!! DON'T THINK YOU'VE HEARD THE LAST OF ME!!!!!
*Ivory packs her clothers and leaves the house quickly*
People Behind WWF Popstars:
Vince McMahon
Lou Pearlmen
People Helping the People Behind WWF Popstars:
Pat Patterson
Gerald Brisco
Shane McMahon
Jerry "The King" Lawler
Contestants:
Stephanie McMahon-Hemsley
Trish Stratus
Jaqueline
Chyna
Molly Holly
Ivory- CUT!!!!
Kat
Lita
Tori
Terri
Chapter 2:
*The female wrestlers are sitting at the table, deciding what to eat.*
Lita: What about scrambled eggs?
*Everyone agrees and Lita goes to make scrambles eggs*
Molly: I think that we are all going to be the best of friends.
Jacqueline: Molly, maybe in your own little world, but this is the real world, not everyone gets along, just cause your so happy-go-lucky don't mean we all wanna hear about it!
*Molly looks shocked and begins to cry*
Trish: Molly don't cry, Jackie didn't mean what she said, she just got up too early and is irratable.
*Jacqueline rolls her eyes as Molly quits crying, and hugs Trish.* Thanks Miss. Stratus
*Chyna comes out of the bathroom and Trish rushes in*
*An hour later Vince comes in*
Vince: Lou and I decided that you will begin dancing lessons today.
Chyna: Why do we have to dance, BOY-bands dance, GIRL-bands don't. We just stand there and sing.
Vince: Fine, then you'll be singing today. Go to the studio in half an hour.
*30 minutes later*
Lou: Chyna, you're first since it was YOUR idea to sing.
Chyna: *singing* Don't treat me like a woman....don't treat like a man.
Lou: Very good Chyna, send in the next person.
*Chyna leaves, Stephanie comes in.*
Lou: Ok Steph let's hear it.
*Steph rolls her eyes and sings* I'm and Bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a mother, I'm a sinner, I'm a saint, I do not feel no shame.
Lou: Hmmmm, the song Bitch, it seems to fit you. Send in the next lady.
*Steph leaves and Trish comes in*
Lou: Well Trish, everything's ready.
Trish: *singing* You can dot your cherry lips, try to tempt him with a sweet kiss, you can flirt you pretty eyes cause he ain't got his hands tied...no chains to unlock still free to do what he wants....he loves me, he loves you not.
Lou: He loves u not by Dream, seems fitting enough. Send in the next person.
*Trish leaves and Lita comes in*
Lita: *singing* People in the world, SPICE UP YOUR LIFE! Colors of the world SPICE UP YOUR LIFE! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Shake it.
Lou: Very nice Lita, send in the next person.
*Lita leaves and Molly comes in.*
Molly: *singing* Oops I did it again, I made you believe, we're more then just friends. Oh baby, baby, oops I did it again.
Lou: Oops I did it again, by Britney Spears, how ironic. Send in the next lady.
*Molly nods and leaves, Ivory comes in*
Lou: Ok Ivory, let's have it.
Ivory: Umm, Mr. Pearlman, I don't know any songs.
Lou: Ok Ivory, make up something as you go.
*Ivory shrugs shoulders and sings* I will get this girl band censored if it's the last thing I do.
Lou...Ok that's enough Ivory, send in the next person.
*Ivory looks appalled at being stopped and leaves, Kat comes in*
Lou: Kat, time to show your stuff
*Kat flashes Lou and sings* YOU GOTTA FIGHT......FOR YOUR RIGHT.....TO PAAAAAARTY!!!
Lou: Fight for you right to party by the Beastie Boys, very fitting for you Kat. Send the next one in.
*Kat leaves and Jaqueline comes in*
Lou: Jackie it's your turn.
Jacqueline: I DON'T sing.
Lou: Ok, I'll give you time, for now send the next person in.
*Jaqueline leaves and Tori comes in*
Tori: *singing* Bye, bye, bye.........
Lou: Very good Tori you may go now.
*Tori leaves and Terri comes in*
Terri: Come on over baby, you know you make me go crazy all I wanna do...
Lou: That's enough for today. I'll meet you all in the living room with the verdictin 20 minutes.
*20 minutes later*
Lou: Shane and I decided to cut the one whose voice didn't blend with the others..... Ivory I'm sorry, but you don't have the voice we're looking for.
Ivory: I WILL GET THIS BAND CENSORED ONE WAY OR ANOTHER!!! DON'T THINK YOU'VE HEARD THE LAST OF ME!!!!!
*Ivory packs her clothers and leaves the house quickly*
People Behind WWF Popstars:
Vince McMahon
Lou Pearlmen
People Helping the People Behind WWF Popstars:
Pat Patterson
Gerald Brisco
Shane McMahon
Jerry "The King" Lawler
Contestants:
Stephanie McMahon-Hemsley
Trish Stratus
Jaqueline
Chyna
Molly Holly
Ivory- CUT!!!!
Kat
Lita
Tori
Terri