Disclaimers: Characters: Don't own 'Em, Please Don't Sue ^_^

Lou: Welcome to Insanity...

*Vince smacks Lou*

Vince: That's not the name of the show...I mean story, you idiot

Lou: Oops, sorry. Welcome back to WWF Popstars. *under his breath* Is that the right name?

Shane: Let's watch the contestants.

Vince: Get out of here, you stole WCW from me! Leave now! I'M VINCE MCMAHON DAMMIT!

*Shane and Lou back away very slowly*

Shane: Okay dad, anything you say *runs for his life*

*scene switches to the Divas of the WWF*

Stephanie: Things sure are quiet with Chyna.

Kat: Yeah, very quiet.

Stephanie: Who asked for your opinion?

*Kat starts to say something not nice when Lou comes in*

Lou: Girls, we have decided that you will get to vote one person off at the end of the day. You will have a video dairy and you'll get to vote 1 person off today. I more thing and I'll leave you alone, Michael Cole will be joining us.

*Lou leaves*

*Video Diary of Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley:*
I am going to vote the Kat off because she has an annoying habit of flashing everyone, maybe that's why Jerry married that tramp.

*Video Diary of Lita:*
One word: Kat. It is so nasty when she flashes everyone, just cause guys want to see her breasts don't mean that *we* do. I don't think anyone would vote for me since I'm the only one who knows how to cook.

*Video Diary of Kat:*
I'm going to vote for that bitch Stephanie. She has gotten on my nerves this whole time. Besides, I'm the most well liked person here.

*Video Diary of Molly Holly:*
I think I'm going to vote for Jackie, she seems to hate being here.

*Video Diary of Jacqueline:*
I got two words for you...no not them words, perverts. The two words are: Molly Holly, that country girl gets on my very last nerve.

*Video Diary of Trish Stratus:*
I'm going to vote for Lita because I don't like her! Do I think I'm going to get voted off? Hell no, I'm the prettiest here and I have the best voice, and I have the best dance moves...execpt for Jackie and Lita. Did I mention that I don't like Lita?

*Later that night*

Michael: Okay let's note...I mean vote!

*Lita is first*

Michael: Nice modified note by Lita

*Lita rolls her eyes at Cole*

*After everyone votes Cole tallies them*

Michael: There's 2 votes for Kat, 1 for Molly, 1 for Lita, 1 for Steph, and 1 for Jackie.

Lou: Sorry Kat but your outta here!

*Kat begins to cry*

King: That's it, I quit!

*Kat and King leave*

*scene switches to wherever Ivory is at*

Ivory: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE SLUT IS VOTED OUT!!! *snaps out of censor-mode* hey why do I want to censor this band? They might be a good group *decided to see what happens now that Kat is out of there*

People Behind WWF Popstars:
Vince McMahon
Lou Pearlman

People Helping the People Behind WWF Popstars:
Shane McMahon
Michael Cole

Contestants:
Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley
Trish Stratus
Jacqueline
Chyna- CUT!!!!!!
Molly Holly
Ivory- CUT!!!!
Kat- CUT!!!!!!!
Lita
Tori- CUT!!!!
Terri-CUT!!!!!


Author's Note: Let me know what you think, I always love reveiws (the good, the bad, and the ugly) I hope you like the 'Final Five'. Anyone have any ideas for the name of the band?