Disclaimer: I own nothing, and I'm not making any money from this

Disclaimer: I own nothing, and I'm not making any money from this.   Suing me would be dumb.  I'm unemployed and a student, for God's sake. 


Notes:

sound
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} telepathic conversation {

Setting: The next morning, Susana's room.  About 7:15 AM

BEEEEEPBEEEPBEEP

BEEEEEP BZZZZZZ

BEEEEEP

BZZZZZZ

BEEEEEPBZZZZZZ

The discordant eruption of beeps and buzzes from her pager alarm and her bedside clock jerked Susana from a very pleasant dream straight into reality.  After identifying what was making the ruckus that had dragged her out of her comfortable sun-warmed blanket nest, she settled back against her pillow and glared intently at the offending electronics.  When that accomplished nothing, she leaned forward and smacked the appropriate buttons on the clock and pager.  Letting her head droop down onto the smooth wooden tabletop, she inhaled deeply, then sat up and swung her feet from the couch onto the room's plush carpeting.  Rubbing bleary eyes, she stood, shed her pajamas in favor of a robe, and stumbled towards the bathroom for a hot shower. 

45 minutes later, clad in jeans and a long-sleeved black and silver glitter "Rock Star" t-shirt, she wandered into the kitchen and headed straight for the coffee maker.  Pulling a mug from a cabinet, she poured herself a cup and turned to greet Angelo and Mondo. 

"'Sup, guys?  You sleep well?" 

Angelo shrugged and Mondo murmured a response, which was promptly lost in the chaos of Jubilee's arrival.  Bounding into the room in cloud-print pajama pants and an electric-blue tank top, Jubilee made a beeline for the pantry, and emerged with a box of cereal tucked tightly under one arm.  She grabbed a bowl from the stack someone had left on the bar, then reached around Angelo and stole the milk just as he reached for it. 

"Sorry Ange, but I gotta have my Sugar Bombs.  You know that…things could get pretty ugly if I was denied them."

"Jubecita, things are already pretty ugly…did you even brush your hair before you came down here?"

THWACK

"OW!  What was that for?"  He groaned, rubbing the left side of his head.  His curly hair, normally about the same length on both sides, looked decidedly uneven, and much the worse for wear.

"I think you know," she said, reaching into the cereal box to press out on the crushed side of the cereal box.  "Now see what you did, Ange…you made me hurt the Sugar Bombs box!"

"Yep, I was definitely responsible for that one."

"Angelo," said Susana from her post at the end of the bar "Maybe you're not aware of this, but we girls tend to get a touch upset when someone makes a negative comment about our appearance first thing in the morning.  If you'd said something about me when I came in, you'd have been pickin' coffee scented glass chips outta your hair for days."

"Mi amante, you wound me," He pressed a gray fist to his narrow chest and gave her a hurt puppy-dog face.  "How could you think I'd ever have anything bad to say about you, of all people?"

"Because like I said last night in the game room, I know you.  You've always got somethin' to say.  And don't forget, I AM a telepath…"

"So then you know I speak nothing but the truth…"

"I know nothing of the sort.  What I do know is that I want to finish this cup of coffee, then I have to make sandwiches before I go to the gym.  Keep makin' me talk, and we'll see how popular coffee cologne is with the ladies these days."

"Couldn't you answer that on your own?  I mean, you are a señorita, so your opinion counts…"

"I prefer for my men to look yummy as coffee.  I'm not so big on them smelling that way."

"Muy bien…I'll let you finish your coffee.  But only," he stressed "because I have to get to class."  With that, he slid from the barstool, rinsed his bowl and spoon, and dropped them into the sink to wash later.  Giving Susana one last knowing glance, he headed towards the classrooms of the mansion, leaving she and Jubilee sitting at the bar in silence. 

"Whew, I'm glad that's over…I'm really not up to witty repartee this early in the morning.  Little rat won't even let me drink my coffee in peace."

"Well, at least he didn't greet you with an insult," mumbled Jubilee from her spot at the bar, her posture- nearly facedown in the cereal bowl- muffling her words considerably. 

"Aww, Jubes, I'm sorry.  But that was a damn good hit.  Did you catch how the hair on that side of his head was completely flattened?  How funny is that?"

Jubilee snorted in spite of herself, then, sputtering and coughing on a mouthful of cereal, broke into peals of laughter at the memory of the expression on her friend's face.  "That was pretty hilarious, wasn't it?  His hair was so…flat!"

"Yes it was indeed," said Susana, setting her mug on the bar's edge and jumping from her chair to the floor to the rug in front of the refrigerator as quickly as possible.

"What's with the Swan Lake imitation?" asked Jubilee as her friend removed bread, condiments, and lunchmeats from the fridge.  "You thinkin' of taking up ballet?"

"No, no…I did that for a while.  I liked the people I danced with, but I hated the dancing itself.  Do me a favor and take off one of your slippers."  Jubilee complied, a distrustful glint in her eyes.  "Now, go ahead and plop your bare foot down on the floor."  The younger girl regarded the smooth white floor tiles with poorly hidden trepidation.  Shifting her weight, she stretched her leg down the side of the stool to the floor and touched it with one toe.

"Brr…I see your point.  Why didn't you wear slippers down here? You know the floor's cold."

I'm not used to slippers.  I can barely stand shoes in general…I'm all about sandals and being barefoot.  It's the greatest."  She pulled a knife from a drawer by the sink, metal grating on metal with a slight scritching sound.  Laying out six slices of bread, she unscrewed the top of the mayo jar and dipped the knife in, then spread the bottom row of slices with it. Knife in hand, she looked up at Jubilee.  "Do you know if Artie and Leech like mustard?"

"Can't say that I do know…but I'd leave it off if you're not sure.  You can always add it later."

"Good point.  I'll do that."  She squirted a thin, murky yellow line diagonally across one piece of bread. Unwrapping a block of thinly sliced cheddar, she dropped raincoat-yellow cheddar onto all the bread in the bottom row, then began stacking turkey, lettuce, and tomato on top of the cheese.  Finishing that, she sliced the sandwiches in half and wrapped them in sheets of plastic wrap, then jumped from the rug at the bar to the rug in front of the fridge and put them all on a shelf.  Turning back to the bar, she landed on the rug and began to rewrap all of her sandwich supplies.  "Well, I think now I want to go work out.  You comin'?"

"Sure, just let me finish the rest of these and change, and I'd love to."

"Ok, you do that…I'm gonna do these dishes, since leaving them sitting here until someone gets inspired to wash up would definitely not be good... lessons you learn living on your own as a college student.  Just come back down here when you're done, and we can go through those kickboxing moves I showed ya last week.  Sound good?"

"Sounds wonderful.  Thanks for doing the dishes, I was gonna do them…but I won't try to talk you out of 'em or anything crazy like that.  Back in a few!" She dropped her bowl beside the sink and raced for the stairs, leaving Susana alone with the dishes.