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Lou: We have added Michael Cole to our roster, now we have Albert as our vocal coach...
Albert: AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH ALBERT HELP MAKE PRETTY LADIES BIG STARS AAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH
Vince:.... um okay.... we have Grandmasta Sexay as the choreographer
Grandmasta: Wit the Grandamasta in da house wit 'dis group will be da best dancers ever in this funky, fresh, stipity step dance.
Shane:.............................................writing the lyrics to your songs will be Raven.
Raven: It has been fate that brought us here, pain will lead us to glory and destiny will prevail.
*Girls exchange worried glances and back away very slowly*
Cole: What a modified walk by the band memebers!
Shane: Albert will be starting the lessons today. Goodbye.
*Shane, Vince, Lou, Raven and GMS leave*
Albert: WE WILL WORK ON SCREAMING TODAY!!!!! TRY THIS AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Lita: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Albert: PRETTY LADY SCREAM LIKE ALBERT!
Trish: AAAAAGGGHHHH *cough**choke**gasp*
Albert: GAAAAAAAA YOU DIDN'T YELL LIKE ALBERT!!!!!!!! *baldo bombs Trish*
Jackie: AAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHH
Stephanie: *screams bloody murder*
Albert: LITA, STEPH, JACKIE GOOD, TRISH BAD. MOLLY NEXT...UMM....AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
Molly: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Albert: AAAAGHHGHGHH ENOUGH YELLING FOR TODAY, GRANDMASTA TEACH YOU TO DANCE NOW!!!
*Albert leaves as the girls' ears start to bleed, GMS comes in*
Grandmasta: Okay girlies, it be time to be dancing wit da Grandmasta. Let's start wit somethin' simple-wimple, da Moonwalk.
*Grandmasta starts to Moonwalk when he trips and falls*
Grandmasta: Girlies, we continue dis session of mega-super-hot dance skills later, When da Grandmasta don't hurt. Go see how dat Raven cat and see how dose sweet-tight-mega hot lyrics is comin' along.
*Girls ignore him and start thinking of a name for the band*
People Making WWF Popstars:
Vince McMahon
Lou Pearlman
People Helping the WWF Postars
Michael Cole-Idiot
Albert- Vocal Coach
Raven- Song Writer
Grandmasta Sexay- Choreographer
Band Members:
Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley
Trish Stratus
Jacqueline
Molly Holly
Lita
Author's Note: Let me know what you think, I always love reveiws (the good, the bad, and the ugly) I hope you like the 'Final Five'. Anyone have any ideas for the name of the band?
Lou: We have added Michael Cole to our roster, now we have Albert as our vocal coach...
Albert: AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH ALBERT HELP MAKE PRETTY LADIES BIG STARS AAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH
Vince:.... um okay.... we have Grandmasta Sexay as the choreographer
Grandmasta: Wit the Grandamasta in da house wit 'dis group will be da best dancers ever in this funky, fresh, stipity step dance.
Shane:.............................................writing the lyrics to your songs will be Raven.
Raven: It has been fate that brought us here, pain will lead us to glory and destiny will prevail.
*Girls exchange worried glances and back away very slowly*
Cole: What a modified walk by the band memebers!
Shane: Albert will be starting the lessons today. Goodbye.
*Shane, Vince, Lou, Raven and GMS leave*
Albert: WE WILL WORK ON SCREAMING TODAY!!!!! TRY THIS AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Lita: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Albert: PRETTY LADY SCREAM LIKE ALBERT!
Trish: AAAAAGGGHHHH *cough**choke**gasp*
Albert: GAAAAAAAA YOU DIDN'T YELL LIKE ALBERT!!!!!!!! *baldo bombs Trish*
Jackie: AAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHH
Stephanie: *screams bloody murder*
Albert: LITA, STEPH, JACKIE GOOD, TRISH BAD. MOLLY NEXT...UMM....AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
Molly: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Albert: AAAAGHHGHGHH ENOUGH YELLING FOR TODAY, GRANDMASTA TEACH YOU TO DANCE NOW!!!
*Albert leaves as the girls' ears start to bleed, GMS comes in*
Grandmasta: Okay girlies, it be time to be dancing wit da Grandmasta. Let's start wit somethin' simple-wimple, da Moonwalk.
*Grandmasta starts to Moonwalk when he trips and falls*
Grandmasta: Girlies, we continue dis session of mega-super-hot dance skills later, When da Grandmasta don't hurt. Go see how dat Raven cat and see how dose sweet-tight-mega hot lyrics is comin' along.
*Girls ignore him and start thinking of a name for the band*
People Making WWF Popstars:
Vince McMahon
Lou Pearlman
People Helping the WWF Postars
Michael Cole-Idiot
Albert- Vocal Coach
Raven- Song Writer
Grandmasta Sexay- Choreographer
Band Members:
Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley
Trish Stratus
Jacqueline
Molly Holly
Lita
Author's Note: Let me know what you think, I always love reveiws (the good, the bad, and the ugly) I hope you like the 'Final Five'. Anyone have any ideas for the name of the band?