Disclaimer: Nope, my fortunes did not suddenly change between chapters 10 and 11

Disclaimer: Nope, my fortunes did not suddenly change between chapters 10 and 11.  I still only own Susana and her couch.  *sniffle, sniffle*   Many thanks go to everyone who I asked to beta read this, especially Amanda for her ongoing critique and insightful comments on Jono's...err...state of being.  Wink, wink.


Notes:

sound
*thought*
} telepathic conversation {

Setting: Jono's room in the basement and the kitchen.  About 11:35 AM

Susana strolled into the Mansion's kitchen, then paused briefly to contemplate her options for the 25 minutes until Artie and Leech got out of class for lunch.  *Do I wake Jono first, or should I go set the stuff up?  Hmm…you know, I'm sure the boys would love to help set up.  OK, feet, to the basement!*

When she got to the basement stairs, she tried to be as quiet as possible.  The general condition of the stairs- creaky, a bit wobbly, and covered with magazines and clothes- convinced her that getting down them quietly would be a very impressive feat.  Somehow she managed to make it to the bottom without incident.  Stopping at the foot of the stairs to reorient herself, she cursed softly.  *Why's it gotta be so damn dark in this place?  Would a window be too much sun for his pasty-white highness?*

She concentrated briefly on remembering the layout of the furniture in the basement, then gave up that effort when she almost fell over the back of an old armchair.  She stopped, resting a hand lightly on the rough brocade upholstery of the chair, and listened for the slight sound produced by the psionic energy contained within Jono's chest and lower jaw.  She wondered idly what the best word to describe the sound would be, then abandoned her curiosity as she thought she heard something.  Tilting her head to get a fix on the sound, she shrieked as a strong hand caught her wrists behind her back and another hand began…

tickling the side of her stomach????

"YOU ASS!"

}Hey now.  I don't seem to be the one sneaking around in some strange bloke's bedroom, do I?{ he countered in an infuriating "tone" of calmness and reason.  }And since when am I referred to as "his pasty-white highness"?{ he continued in a slightly aggrieved manner.  }You really should keep your thoughts blocked all the time, rather than just when you think I'm awake.{

"Well, sire...if the description fits.  I was just...comin' to wake you up.  It is almost noon.  Artie and Leech will be here soon.  I thought I'd wake you up so you could get washed up...or at least have enough time to brush that mop you call hair."

}It's a very fashionable style, this is, and I'll not have you makin' fun of it,{ he responded defensively, lifting the hand that had been resting lightly against her side to push an overlong lock of brown hair out of his eyes

"Yes, you will…"she began "OWOWOWSTOPTICKLINGMENOWJONOPLEASEPLEASEPLEASESTOPISWEARIWON'TMAKEFUNOFYOUANYMOREJONOPLEASESTOP!!!"

}Hmm...you smell good.{

"Wha...what?" she panted, surprised at the comment and worn out from her protests.

}Exactly what I said.  You smell good.{

"How can you tell?" She continued gulping for air. 

}Well, I got a good bit of a breeze when you jumped back against me after I grabbed yer wrists...{

"Oh, I'm sorry, are you...wait a minute.  You jump on me, scare me half to death, and I'm APOLOGIZING to you because-laughable possibility alert- I might have potentially hurt you?  How do you do it?"

}Perhaps it's m'devilish good looks?{ he inquired sarcastically.

"Could be that," she conceded.  "But I think it has more to do with the fact that I'm just waay to nice.  Just a thought, y'know?"

}Nah, I don't think that's it.  You're nice, yeah.  But if someone's insulting to you, you'll go after them when the opportunity presents itself.  Like the week you got here, when you told M off.{

She giggled, remembering the incident he'd referred to.  M, unaware that the new resident of the school had moved there straight from college in Texas, had been insisting that she knew the origin of cowboys' unwillingness to mount a horse from the right side.  Susana would have accepted M's statement as a fact, if she hadn't had an elective English class that discussed American folklore and local cowboy stories in great depth.  She'd actually done a project on the subject just last semester, and armed with her knowledge, she'd torn gaping holes in M's argument.

"You know, I don't think she's ever going to forgive me for that.  But what she was saying was wrong...do you think it was bitchy of me to point that out?"

}Naw, gel...it wasn't at all.  She should've handled herself better...she was being pretty childish that day.{

"You know, I was so worried you'd all hate me because of that.  I was really not looking forward to it.  When Angelo congratulated me for telling her off, you coulda knocked me over with a feather."

}Damn.  I missed my chance.{

"Oh, shut up, you."  She shook her wrists loose from his grasp, then gave him a light, but completely unexpected, punch in the side and raced for the stairs.  She used her new memory of the room's layout to avoid running into or falling over furniture and other obstacles. 

As soon as she made it out of the stairway, she slammed the door closed and threw her weight against the wooden slab.  She heard pounding on the stairs as Jono raced up them, then felt the door being forced open as her bare feet scrambled for secure purchase on the flawless tile floor.  Stilling her feet, she allowed him to slide her along until the door was angled towards the hallway leading to the kitchen.  As soon as it got to that point, she jumped away from the door and raced for the kitchen, Jono close on her heels. 

She stopped running as she got to the side of the bar opposite the door.  Knowing the only place she could go was the kitchen, and the only other exit from the room was through the windows, Jono took his time following her down the hall. 

}Susana, gel, that wasn't very nice of you.{

}Jono darling, I didn't mean for it to be nice.  I meant for it to be effective.  It definitely was that.{  Keeping an eye on him, she surreptitiously scanned the surface of the bar to see what their drawn-out brawl was endangering.  To her relief, it seemed that no crockery would be harmed in the making of this...whatever this was.  She drew upon her memories of the kitchen to plan her next move.  *If I stay here behind the bar, we'll be stalemated indefinitely, and I really don't want that.  He'd probably give up when Artie and Leech get here, then get me when I'm not expecting it.  But if I try what I did on Jubilee during practice this morning, I might be able to get him first.*  She grinned  and eyed his t-shirt and boxers clad frame, separated from her by the intervening expanse of ivory marble.  

Across the bar, Jono watched her and resisted the urge to pray for salvation.  He really didn't trust that smirk on her face.  *Oh, well.  If I die, at least they can say I got to cop a feel of 'er before I croaked.* 

His gaze sharpened, and he seemed to notice something of particular interest about her shirt...namely the rapid rise and fall of her chest under it.  Intellectually speaking, he knew that other people still had to breathe, even if he didn't.  He also knew that when people ran, or exerted themselves, they had to catch their breath.  However, seeing the reality manifested in female flesh and blood in front of him was definitely reminding him that, mutant powers or no, he was still a 19 year old guy with the full complement of attendant hormones. *Damn, Starsmore...whydja have to go and notice her breathing now of all times?  This is a very cruel trick t'play on a bloke...even yourself.*

Susana noticed his sudden refocusing and was puzzled for a moment.  When she figured out what had caused it, she almost laughed out loud.  This was going to be so easy...she almost felt bad for him.  Steeling herself with the memory of how scared she'd been when he caught her wrists in the basement, she gave her chest a mental note of thanks, stretched sinuously and began edging around the bar and towards Jono. 

"Look, Jono...I'm sorry I went down there to wake you up, and I'm sorry I tried to block the basement door.  That was really dumb of me, wasn't it?"  He nodded, his gaze remaining locked on the glitter letters splashed across her chest and his right hand gripping the edge of the counter.  His knuckles, she noticed, where bone white.  "Like my shirt?"

}Yeah.  It's...nice.{

She leaned towards him with a tiny smile, then reached across his arm to pull a paper towel from the roll on the bar.  The position this put her in actually gave him a definite advantage, and she was depending on his instincts working the same way as those of most guys in her acquaintance...when confronted with coquettish flirting, they shut down. 

Jono didn't disappoint.  She could actually sense the turmoil behind his telepathic shields.  *Jono, you're trying really hard to concentrate on the fight, and to think of me as an adversary, but you're losing that inner battle.  I'll apologize for what I'm about to do in just a moment.*

At that thought, she moved her left arm from behind her back to embrace Jono in an almost brotherly way.  With that arm wrapped securely around his shoulders and her right hand holding the counter, she slid her bare right foot behind his ankles.  Pulling it against his Achilles' tendons, she braced against the countertop as 140 pounds of completely surprised teenage male plummeted towards the floor.  Tightening her grip on his shoulder, she stopped his fall mere inches above the tiles, then lowered her shocked opponent the rest of the way to the ground before squeezing his arm, dropping a kiss on his forehead, and strolling away, remarking "Sorry bout that...but now that it's settled and I've avenged my honor after your stealth tickling attack, you wanna go get on real clothes before Artie and Leech get in here?" 

}Woman!  Can't you tell when a bloke's in pain?{

"ohmygod...did I hurt you?  I...OOF" He pulled her outstretched arm, causing her to tumble to the floor beside him.  Cushioning the landing of her head with his forearm, he stretched his left arm across her stomach to brace himself against, then rolled over her, a smirk dancing in his eyes.  She stayed still for a moment, concentrating on catching her breath and glaring up at him.

}Welcome to the floor.{

"Thanks.  Yeah...like I said, I'm definitely too nice.  Too concerned..."

}Too gullible?{

"Shut up...I haven't done that move too many times.  It was possible-not likely, but possible- that you really were hurt.  Think you could get off of me now?"  She pushed his shoulder up and squirmed in an effort to extricate herself.

*Oh, God,* thought Jono *I really wish she'd cut that out for the moment.*  He rocked back onto the balls of his feet, then stood and offered her a hand up. 

}Truce, I swear.  I haveta go get dressed anyway.{

"OK, but I don't trust you much right now...just so you know."  She accepted the proffered hand, stood, and brushed floor dust from her jeans, then shot him another glare.  "Well?  Are you planning on leaving anytime soon, or did you want to take the opportunity to gloat further?  It's still unattractive."  *At least, by all that is good and holy, it SHOULD be...* 

}Alright, alright...I'm leaving now{ he shot back as he ambled back towards his room.  }Just give me a few minutes and I'll be ready.{

She grinned evilly at the seed of an idea that had sprung up in her mind.  *No, Jono dear, I don't think you'll ever be ready for this.  That's exactly what makes it so fun.*