Disclaimer: Still don't own anything but Susana and her mare, Jacinda-no Monty Python's Spam Song ownership for me

Disclaimer: Still don't own anything but Susana and her mare, Jacinda-no Monty Python's Spam Song ownership for me.  Also, despite how painful it sounds, horses don't really mind having their manes pulled too much.  Susana and Jono are bad monkeys for riding without the proper safety gear, but as no one ever looks good in a riding helmet, I decided not to talk about them. 

Notes:

sound

*thought*

} telepathic conversation {

 

Setting: The Mansion- Susana's room and the stable.  Monday afternoon, about 1:00 PM.

Susana dropped a CD into the stereo, then grabbed the remote control and walked to a cleared space on the floor.  Dropping to a seated position, she pushed a button on the remote and the room filled with the drumbeats of vaguely Arabic-tinged music as she stretched and meditated.  As she stretched, she winced a little at the residual soreness from yesterday's yoga session with Jono.  *Poor guy...I hadn't realized quite how hard I was pushing.  If I hurt, he's got to be in some serious pain right about now.*  Standing, she stretched for a few moments more, then walked to the desk in the corner of the room.  Lifting the screen of the laptop, she opened an Internet window and logged in to check her mail.   "Lovely spam!  Wonderful spam!  Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am." She sang as she deleted the junk mail filling her inbox.  After reading the two 'good' e-mails she'd gotten, she closed the laptop, pulled on jeans and a pair of boots, and headed for the stables.

A few hours later, she was happily exploring the woods around the mansion on horseback.  Shifting her weight in the saddle, she urged her mare towards a field where someone had set up a series of small jumps.  Nudging the mare's side with her heel, she sped up into a canter and approached the first jump.  Leaning forward, she balanced in the stirrups as the mare leapt the obstacle, then settled back into the saddle.  *Perfect.  I've still got the ability, that's good to know.*  Susana felt a wide grin spreading across her face, and reaching down to pat the mare's lathered neck, she turned her back toward the stables.  "Let's quit on a good note, shall we, Jacinda?"

Back in the stableyard, Jono was looking for Susana, completely at a loss as to why an apparently sane person would possibly want to spend time around the overlarge, dirty animals that populated the stable.  Susana rode up the path behind him, and laughed out loud at the incongruity of his customary black outfit in the stable setting.  Walking the mare up behind him, she leaned down from the saddle to ruffle his hair affectionately. "Hey there handsome, you looking for me?"

He turned slowly, and she was momentarily regretful at the pained look that crossed his face.  She quieted her regrets by reminding herself of the bruise his discarded combat boot had left on her hip when he bumped her off the bed and onto the floor.  *A few aches and pains from yoga should be appropriate compensation for that.  I'm not going to sit right for a week!*  She dismounted and looped the reins around her hand, then wrapped her other arm around his waist and pulled him and the horse toward the barn.  "Come on, as soon as I get Jacinda cooled down and groomed, we can go back to the house and I can get a shower.  I think you should probably be happy you can't smell me."  She wrinkled her nose delicately.  "I stink right now.  But I had SO much fun.  You should come ride with me some time.  That'd be fun."

}Fun is not the word for what that would be.  Horrific, or perhaps terrifying- those are words that would appropriately describe it.  I think I'd rather just watch you.  You looked happier on that horse than you have the entire time you've been here.{

"And you don't think that might've had something to do with riding up and seeing you?  I know you don't particularly like horses.  I was happy that you came out here to find me." 

She stopped and stood on tiptoe to press a kiss to his cheek, then shoved the reins into his hand and turned back to the mare.  Uncinching the saddle, she pulled it down and carried it to the tack room, then re-emerged with a brush and a halter.  Removing the bridle, she replaced it with the halter and gave the lead rope back to Jono to hold while she put the bridle in its proper place.  The mare nosed Jono in the shoulder, and he rubbed her nose absently, watching Susana flitting back and forth in the doorway of the tack room.  Her equipment stored, she came back out and began brushing Jacinda's bright chestnut coat.  Smoothing a hand over the small, stocky mare's flank, she nodded approvingly.  "I think you're clean, dry, and ready to go play, girlie.  Here, I'll take her now.  Thanks for the help."  She held out a hand for the lead rope Jono held.  He walked around the mare's head and handed it to her, then reached down for her free hand. 

}Is this ok?{ 

"Sure, unless she starts to get antsy...which I don't think she does too often.  She's a good horse, reminds me of the horse I learned to ride on."  She smiled fondly at the memory.  "He was trained for so much more advanced stuff than I was capable of...it probably wasn't a very good idea for me to be riding him.  But he was always calm, unless you got him in an arena with barrels set up.  Dear God help you if you were dumb enough to do that."  She chuckled softly, then continued.  "I'm sure you're horribly bored by all my thinking out loud.  Sorry about that."

}Not bored at all, gel.  If you want to talk, go right ahead.{  He squeezed her hand gently.  }Did yer ever fall off?{  He and the horse both looked at her in mild alarm when she doubled over, wheezing.  }Yer ok?{

She straightened, and he could tell that she'd been laughing, not coughing like he'd thought.  Her face was marked by tracks where her tears of mirth had rolled through the dust and grime covering her skin.  "No, I never fell off...a horse."

}Sounds to me like more explanation is necessary.  Wot, did yer fall off a cow or something?{  He gave her a mildly suspicious sidelong glance as she began to speak. 

"No, not a cow.  A fence."  She looked up at him with a sheepish grin, then giggled again.

}You've ridden for most of your life, right?{  She nodded.  }And you fell off a fence rather than a horse?{

"Yup.  I was watchin' my friend work with an adopted racetrack Thoroughbred, and my boot heel slipped off the bar.  Pitched straight backward into the dust, and knocked all the breath out of my lungs.  It was not one of my more distinguished moments."   He stopped, and she was forced to stop herself and the mare.  He pulled her hand until she was within easy arm's reach, then he wrapped his other arm around her waist and picked her up. 

}You are, without a doubt, one of the most entertaining women I've ever met, even if you did subject me to the most gruesomely intense yoga workout I think anyone's ever suffered through.{  She had the grace to avoid his eyes, and her cheeks colored with shame.

"Err...sorry about that.  If it's any consolation, I hurt too.  And I've got a huge bruise on my butt from landing on one of your stupid combat boots."  She looked at him then, a wounded expression on her face.

}How'd that happen?{

"Funny thing about getting pushed over the side of the bed and onto a big ol' pile of clothes from the night before.  Think you could put me down now?"

}Nope, I don't think that would be a good idea right now.  You're officially being held hostage, and the only thing that'll get you your freedom is the promise of a massage...and a kiss; I think I'd fancy a kiss right about now.{  He crinkled at her, and she knew he was grinning at her expression.  With a feigned sigh of reluctance, she dropped a kiss on his forehead, and another on his bandages.

"I suppose I might be able to take a few moments out of my extremely busy schedule for some therapeutic massage activity.  What are you doing when you get back to the house?"

}I'm escorting you to dinner, obviously.  Wouldn't want you exposed to any more of that horrid mustard stuff.  We've got to protect you from yourself in regards to that.{  He reluctantly set her back on the ground, and they continued walking toward the pasture.  Suddenly, Susana stopped, shook her hand free, and tied the loose end of the lead rope to the ring under Jacinda's chin.  Sliding the rope up over the mare's neck, she grabbed a handful of mane and hoisted herself up onto the mare's back.  Settling her weight, she reached down to him. 

"Come on, it'll be fun.  I swear!" she added.  "Don't worry, you're not going to hurt her.  Is he, Jacinda?  He's just being a big ol' wuss.  Who needs him, anyway?"  She looked pointedly around, making sure to be very obvious about avoiding looking at him. 

}Ok, you win.  But you'll have to help me up there.{  No sooner had he said it then she extended a hand down to him.  Pulling him up behind her, she instructed him to hold on tight.  She leaned forward and turned to look at him. 

"See, this is fun."

He pulled her back so she was pressed against him.  }Now this is fun.{  He held her arms so she couldn't reach around and slap him.  }You know, you're a bit too violent for a well brought-up young woman.  We'll have to get rid of that habit.{

"Or you'll have to stop doing silly things and I won't have to defend myself; that's always an option."  She kicked the horse's side lightly and the mare began trotting along the path.  Jono reacted to the change in speed by wrapping both arms more securely around her waist. 

}This is supposed to be fun?{  his skepticism was readily apparent.  Susana tugged on the lead rope, stopping the mare beside a closed gate.  Disentangling Jono's arms from her waist, she slid off and pulled the rope back over the mare's neck.  Opening the gate, she led Jacinda inside and closed the gate, then unfastened the halter and gave the mare's shoulder a light shove.  

"Go on now...you've got grain over there in the trough."  She slipped back out of the gate, then turned and latched it securely.  Hanging the halter inside a small box attached to the fencepost, she brushed her hands on her jeans and turned back towards Jono, the stable, and the mansion.  "Shall we go, monsieur?"

He extended an arm as he sketched an exaggerated bow.  Under normal circumstances, the gesture would have been quite impressive.  However, the chestnut hair coating the insides of his jeans legs rather ruined the effect.  She took the arm anyway, and they set off for the Mansion.