Authors Note: Look who's back people! (Lightning strikes and cheesy Twilight Zone music plays in the background.) Yes. I have MORE corny crossovers for you guys. Don't ya just hate me? :D
More Odd Dragoon Crossovers
9) LoD and Jerry Springer (I'm going to die for this. I KNOW I am.)
Audience: JERRY JERRY JERRY!
Dart: Why do they always scream his name? He doesn't DO anything!
Jerry: Because they worship me.
Dart:...Why?
Jerry: Because. Now Shana has something to tell you.
Shana: I'M CHEATING ON YOU WITH YOUR FATHER! *Pout*
Dart: WHAT?!
Readers: What is Dee thinking?!
Dee: Correction, I DON'T think!
(Zieg...For the love of Soa I better have spelled his name right...Steps out. In typical Jerry Springer fashion, he kisses Shana and Dart tries to kill him, but gets held back by Steve.)
Audience: STEVE STEVE STEVE!
Jerry: We have another surprise!
(Rose walks out.)
Zieg: Err...Umm...IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK!
Rose: That's ok Zieg, really.
Zieg: Seriously?
Rose: Yes. Because I'm dating Lloyd!
Zieg: WHAT?! NOOOOOOOO!
(Suddenly, a picture comes onto the little screen thing in the background and we see...Lloyd and..Miranda?! KISSING?!)
Readers: AHHHHHH!!! NOOOOOOOO!!! (Grab random items from their rooms and beat Dee with them.)
Dee: ACK! (Runs for her life, with an angry mob of readers chasing her.) Note to self. Never...EVER...Make a couple as odd and stupid as that AGAIN.
Rose:...No comment.
10) The Legend of Dragoon and Sailor Moon (Hehe...That rhymes.)
Sailor Soldiers: STOP RIGHT THERE!
Sailor Moon: I AM SAILOR MOON! I FIGHT FOR THE EARTH AND IN THE NAME OF THE MOON I SHALL PUNISH YOU!
(Sailor Moon and the others do a bunch of odd poses that were probably thought to be physically impossible, and the Dragoons simply stare.)
Albert: I have never seen such stupidity in one place before...
Haschel: What about--
Albert: Dee and Meru don't count.
Haschel: Oh.
Lloyd: You just HAD to make them dubbed! Didn't you Dee?!
Dee: Hehehe...Yes. I'm mean like that.
(The angry mob of readers returns, and Dee resumes running.)
Rose: So she fights for the earth, but does it in the name of the moon?
Miranda: Makes perfect sense.
Kongol: Hehe...Short skirts...
All:...
Meru:...I WANT GIRL SCOUT COOKIES!
11) LoD and A Whole Mess of Annoying Reality/Game Shows (I'm so cruel. *Snicker*)
(The Dragoons are all standing on an island. I'm sure you can all see where this is going.)
Dart: DUDE! We're stranded on this...island thing!
Rose: In front of millions of people!
Meru:...What kind of show is this?!
Strange Computerized Voice: YOU MUST DETERMINE IF THIS ISLAND IS HAUNTED! NOW DROP AND GIVE ME 50!
(They do so.)
Strange Computerized Voice: YOU! THE BARELY DRESSED ONE! YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK! GOOBYE!
Meru:...Is that your final answer?
Strange Computerized Voice: YES!
(Meru falls through a trap door.)
Miranda: Hey. I think I like this Strange Computerized Voice!
Strange Computerized Voice: YOU'VE WON A BRAND NEW CAR!
Miranda: NICE!
Albert:...This is wrong...VERY wrong.
Lloyd: DEE! What's wrong with you tonight?! What did you eat containing a more than normal amount of sugar?!
Dee: Let's see...I had a few bowls of that sugar coated cereal my hyperactive brother eats, a few...boxes of cookies, some of those little sugar packages from McDonalds, a bag of M&M's, a candy bar, a chocolate shake, some gummi bears from CVS which I amazingly am still alive after eating, and a few 2-liter bottle of Coke.
Haschel: You just had to ask, didn't you Lloyd?
Kongol: KONGOL WANT 2-LITER BOTTLE OF COKE!
Dart: Pepsi is better! (Chugs a can he had been saving ever since "Clash of the Idiots".)
12) LoD and A Video Game of the Fighting Genre
Some Guy: I WILL DESTROY YOU!
Dart: (Flips him off.)
Some Guy: BCEWFHCUIDSFUREWLKGAFCUIRWGACWHJKAC REALLY LONG WORD UDSGFAAIRWUFAIARWLGFAOY JAPANESE WRITING EIYFEWPFYPEWIFYCIJGHSUFIGC...ATTACK!
(A large beam of energy that covers the entire screen flies out of the guys hands. Dart blinks at the extremely powerful attack, and throws up his arms to shield himself. By the use of fighting game logic, no damage is done to him.)
Some Guy: NO FAIR! I'M SUPPOSED TO WIN! (Cries.)
Dart:...Umm...Yeah. What he said...Attack thing.
(Dart uses some weird attack which kills the other guy in one hit. And the next thing we all see is Dee and Rose sitting in front of one of those game consoles.)
Dee: HAHA! I WIN!
Rose: CRAP!
(Rose slams the controller into the floor and pouts.)
13) LoD and Wrestling (For the love of Soa! WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?!)
Rose: Ok. Now you've gone TOO far Dee! How could you put us in the same fic as a bunch of guys in leotards who jump on each other?!
Dee: Wow. I just realized how incredibly nasty that sounds.
Rose: (Sobs) WHY DEE?! WHY?!
The Rock: IF YA SMEL-L-L-L-L-L WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN'!
(The Rock does some...Wrestling move to Dart.)
Dart: Ow?
Dee: ...You know...This will cause some mental problems for people if I continue.
Lloyd: Whoa. This one was short.
Dee: Yes. Deal with it.
Lloyd: I wasn't complaining.
Dee:...Oh...Oh well.
Alright...I'm going to stop here. I ran out of ideas. Oh well. Same deal as last time people, if you think I should make more, review and tell me so. Or if you think I'm a constant annoyance and want me to shut up, also review.
(The Dragoons all review.)
Dart: CONSTANT ANNOYANCE! *TypeType*
Rose: NO MOOOORE! *Type*
Albert: SILENCE IS GOOD! *TypeTypeType*
...*Cough* Who asked you?!
More Odd Dragoon Crossovers
9) LoD and Jerry Springer (I'm going to die for this. I KNOW I am.)
Audience: JERRY JERRY JERRY!
Dart: Why do they always scream his name? He doesn't DO anything!
Jerry: Because they worship me.
Dart:...Why?
Jerry: Because. Now Shana has something to tell you.
Shana: I'M CHEATING ON YOU WITH YOUR FATHER! *Pout*
Dart: WHAT?!
Readers: What is Dee thinking?!
Dee: Correction, I DON'T think!
(Zieg...For the love of Soa I better have spelled his name right...Steps out. In typical Jerry Springer fashion, he kisses Shana and Dart tries to kill him, but gets held back by Steve.)
Audience: STEVE STEVE STEVE!
Jerry: We have another surprise!
(Rose walks out.)
Zieg: Err...Umm...IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK!
Rose: That's ok Zieg, really.
Zieg: Seriously?
Rose: Yes. Because I'm dating Lloyd!
Zieg: WHAT?! NOOOOOOOO!
(Suddenly, a picture comes onto the little screen thing in the background and we see...Lloyd and..Miranda?! KISSING?!)
Readers: AHHHHHH!!! NOOOOOOOO!!! (Grab random items from their rooms and beat Dee with them.)
Dee: ACK! (Runs for her life, with an angry mob of readers chasing her.) Note to self. Never...EVER...Make a couple as odd and stupid as that AGAIN.
Rose:...No comment.
10) The Legend of Dragoon and Sailor Moon (Hehe...That rhymes.)
Sailor Soldiers: STOP RIGHT THERE!
Sailor Moon: I AM SAILOR MOON! I FIGHT FOR THE EARTH AND IN THE NAME OF THE MOON I SHALL PUNISH YOU!
(Sailor Moon and the others do a bunch of odd poses that were probably thought to be physically impossible, and the Dragoons simply stare.)
Albert: I have never seen such stupidity in one place before...
Haschel: What about--
Albert: Dee and Meru don't count.
Haschel: Oh.
Lloyd: You just HAD to make them dubbed! Didn't you Dee?!
Dee: Hehehe...Yes. I'm mean like that.
(The angry mob of readers returns, and Dee resumes running.)
Rose: So she fights for the earth, but does it in the name of the moon?
Miranda: Makes perfect sense.
Kongol: Hehe...Short skirts...
All:...
Meru:...I WANT GIRL SCOUT COOKIES!
11) LoD and A Whole Mess of Annoying Reality/Game Shows (I'm so cruel. *Snicker*)
(The Dragoons are all standing on an island. I'm sure you can all see where this is going.)
Dart: DUDE! We're stranded on this...island thing!
Rose: In front of millions of people!
Meru:...What kind of show is this?!
Strange Computerized Voice: YOU MUST DETERMINE IF THIS ISLAND IS HAUNTED! NOW DROP AND GIVE ME 50!
(They do so.)
Strange Computerized Voice: YOU! THE BARELY DRESSED ONE! YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK! GOOBYE!
Meru:...Is that your final answer?
Strange Computerized Voice: YES!
(Meru falls through a trap door.)
Miranda: Hey. I think I like this Strange Computerized Voice!
Strange Computerized Voice: YOU'VE WON A BRAND NEW CAR!
Miranda: NICE!
Albert:...This is wrong...VERY wrong.
Lloyd: DEE! What's wrong with you tonight?! What did you eat containing a more than normal amount of sugar?!
Dee: Let's see...I had a few bowls of that sugar coated cereal my hyperactive brother eats, a few...boxes of cookies, some of those little sugar packages from McDonalds, a bag of M&M's, a candy bar, a chocolate shake, some gummi bears from CVS which I amazingly am still alive after eating, and a few 2-liter bottle of Coke.
Haschel: You just had to ask, didn't you Lloyd?
Kongol: KONGOL WANT 2-LITER BOTTLE OF COKE!
Dart: Pepsi is better! (Chugs a can he had been saving ever since "Clash of the Idiots".)
12) LoD and A Video Game of the Fighting Genre
Some Guy: I WILL DESTROY YOU!
Dart: (Flips him off.)
Some Guy: BCEWFHCUIDSFUREWLKGAFCUIRWGACWHJKAC REALLY LONG WORD UDSGFAAIRWUFAIARWLGFAOY JAPANESE WRITING EIYFEWPFYPEWIFYCIJGHSUFIGC...ATTACK!
(A large beam of energy that covers the entire screen flies out of the guys hands. Dart blinks at the extremely powerful attack, and throws up his arms to shield himself. By the use of fighting game logic, no damage is done to him.)
Some Guy: NO FAIR! I'M SUPPOSED TO WIN! (Cries.)
Dart:...Umm...Yeah. What he said...Attack thing.
(Dart uses some weird attack which kills the other guy in one hit. And the next thing we all see is Dee and Rose sitting in front of one of those game consoles.)
Dee: HAHA! I WIN!
Rose: CRAP!
(Rose slams the controller into the floor and pouts.)
13) LoD and Wrestling (For the love of Soa! WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?!)
Rose: Ok. Now you've gone TOO far Dee! How could you put us in the same fic as a bunch of guys in leotards who jump on each other?!
Dee: Wow. I just realized how incredibly nasty that sounds.
Rose: (Sobs) WHY DEE?! WHY?!
The Rock: IF YA SMEL-L-L-L-L-L WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN'!
(The Rock does some...Wrestling move to Dart.)
Dart: Ow?
Dee: ...You know...This will cause some mental problems for people if I continue.
Lloyd: Whoa. This one was short.
Dee: Yes. Deal with it.
Lloyd: I wasn't complaining.
Dee:...Oh...Oh well.
Alright...I'm going to stop here. I ran out of ideas. Oh well. Same deal as last time people, if you think I should make more, review and tell me so. Or if you think I'm a constant annoyance and want me to shut up, also review.
(The Dragoons all review.)
Dart: CONSTANT ANNOYANCE! *TypeType*
Rose: NO MOOOORE! *Type*
Albert: SILENCE IS GOOD! *TypeTypeType*
...*Cough* Who asked you?!