ALL IN STAN'S
TREEHOUSE
Cartman: What should we do?
Mr. Hankey: Kill him maybe? Duh!
Chef: It's not that easy, Cordelia.
Cartman: Demon!
Chef: Whu?
ALIEN AT ENTRANCE
CARTMAN GETS BIG
KNIFE
Cartman: Hi- yah!
DEMON'S HEAD POPS OFF
Cartman: Kick ass.
Chef: Good job.
ENTER WENDY, KYLE,
& STAN
Kyle: Lock me up, I'm becoming a werewolf.
Wendy: I'll conjure up the cage.
WENDY PUTS ARMS IN
AIR, GOES "HUM"
METAL BARS APPEAR
AROUND KYLE
KYLE TURNS INTO
WEREWOLF
Cartman: Wendy? Stan? Kyle?
Wendy: Willow.
Stan: Xander.
Kyle: Rowr.
Wendy: He means Oz.
Cartman: Well, thanks, now that that's straightened
out.
Chef: No time for sarcasm children! Let's move!
Cartman: Where're we going, Giles?
Chef: The Hellmouth!
Stan: Can I come?
Chef: No, Xander. You can't keep being hit in the
head and expect to be okay.
Mr. Hankey: Yea, or one of these days you'll wake up
in a coma.
Wendy: I'm coming. I'll use my witch powers.
Ike: Me too!
Wendy: Oh yea, meet my friend Amy.
Kyle: Rowr.
ALL CLIMBE OUT BUT
KYLE AND STAN
TALK WHILE WALKING
Chef: We're all out of stakes, so we'll use these.
Cartman: What the hell!?!
Chef: Anal probes.
All: Ew.
Starvin' Marvin: Wait!
Chef: Who're you?
Marvin: Whistler. Angel sent me to warn you.
Cartman: Goddammit! I told him not to follow me!
Marvin: He didn't He's meeting you there. He wanted
me to tell you the mayor and his new friend Mr. Trick are in on it.
Cartman: Holy crap!
Marvin: That's what I said. He also told me to tell
you to squeeze some info out of Willy. He's at the lemonade stand.
Chef: Thanks very much. Let's go!
ALL AT LEMONADE STAND
Cartman: Willy, where are you?
SCUZZELBUTT POPS UP
Scuzzelbutt: Rowr!
Cartman: Tell us what's going on!
Scuzzelbutt: Rrrrrr!
Cartman: Dammit, I'll kill you! Spit it out, now!
Scuzzelbutt: (cowering) Rrrrow rrr wufff.
Chef: What'd he say?
Cartman: If we don't stop the master, he'll take over
the world, tonight!
SCUZZELBUTT DROPS
DEAD
Cartman: Hey!
Mayor: Killing's so fun!
Cartman: Who the hell are you?
Mayor: I'm Faith, the other slayer.
????????
Chef: We'll figure it out later. For now, maybe
she'll help us.
WALKS DOWN STREET.
KYLE'S PARENTS POP UP
Cartman: Crap! It's Spike and Drucilla!
Kyle's dad: How'd you know?
CARTMAN SHRUGS
Chef: You have to kill them!
Kyle's dad: Shut your gob!
Kyle's mom: Oooh, something's going to happen. The
world's gonna end.
Cartman: (Idiot face) Duh
ALL START FIGHTING
CARTMAN "ANAL PROBES"
THEM
DUST
Cartman: Dude, that kicked ass!
Chef: Let's go!
ENTRANCE TO
CHAMBER OF FARTS
Cartman: Pew. The Hellmouth
smells like crap.
Pip: Don't go in there!
Cartman: Who're you?
Pip: Wesley Windam Price, your new watcher. Giles is
fired.
Chef: Why?
Pip: Well, there are certain rules one must abide by,
and as watcher…
BOOT
PIP FLYS INTO
DISTANCE
Cartman: Thanks Giles.
Chef: Oooh, my foot! I booted him a bit too hard.
You'll have to go on alone.
Cartman: What about Faith and Willow and Amy?
Ike: No, I gots to get out of here.
TURNS INTO A RAT AND
RUNS AWAY
Willow: I'm staying here. I have to try a spell.
Mayor: I'll come, and Angel will be there.
Officer Bar Brady: I always knew you kids were
trouble.
Cartman: Principal Snyder. What a pleasant surprise.
Mayor: Why don't you come in with us. (Winks at
Buffy)
Officer Bar Brady: Why? Planning to hold me hostage?
Cartman: Yes.
Mayor: No.
Officer Bar Brady: Hmmm.
COW COMES OUT
SUCKS OFFICER BAR
BRADY'S BLOOD
GETS "ANAL PROBED"
DUST
Cartman: Haha, he killed the principal
ANGEL APPEARS
Kenny: Mff nfn fm.
Cartman: Okay, we'll follow you.
Kenny: Mfn! Smf nmf mmfn?!
Cartman: No, I'm not Ming Ling! What the crap are you
talking about?
Kenny: Mn. Fnmf nn.
ENTER CHAMBER OF
FARTS
Cartman: Wow, look at all the vampires.
MR. GARRISON &
MR. HAT IN CHAIR
COW MOOS AT HIM
Mr. Garrison: That's right, tonight we'll take over
the world.
Mr. Hat: It's almost day.
Mr. Garrison: We'll have to work fast.
CARTMAN AND GROUP
JUMP IN
Cartman: You bastard, leave my world alone!
Mayor: Uh, Buffy…
Cartman: Shuttup Faith! I have to kill the master!
Kenny: Mfu fnm mfnmfn n.
Cartman: I won't forget the annointed one, and quite
calling me Ming Ling!
Mayor: Buffy, look.
SURROUNDED BY COWS
Mayor: Buffy, the probes aren't enough!
Cartman: God dammit! I hate doing this! I'm tired, I'm
hungry, and I want Cheesy Poofs! Stupid vampires, go to hell!!! (Major burst of
a fart)
PLACE BURNS APART
SUN COMES UP
ALL IN DUST,
INCLUDING ANGEL
Kyle: Oh my God! You killed Angel!
Stan: You bastard!
Chef: Well, all's normal now. Go have fun.
ENTER TOM'S
RHINOPLASTY
Cartman: Ah, the Bronze, my favorite hangout.
Stan: Good.
Kyle: You're going to be here a long time.
ALL TURN INTO ALIENS
Wendy: Yay, my spell worked! We're all demons!
Cartman: Ahhhhhhh!!!!!
BLURRY
Cartman: Ahhhhhh!!!!!
Kyle: Wake up, fat ass.
Cartman: Whoa, I had the weirdest dream. You were
there, and you were there….
Stan: Shut up and get on the bus, dude.
Kenny: Mfn fhm Smf?
Cartman: No! I am not Ming Ling!!!!
THE END??
