I asked Nightshade about this one, too. (If you want to e-mail this inspirational braniac, this is her address: Nightshadezero@yahoo.com) Heh, heh. I'm still laughing over this one. Heero + turning down a mission = Gun-to-head situation. I've got an infinite amount of disigns now, so don't worry. :P

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Heero's Big Fear

"You know what to do." Said Dr. J's voice on Heero's computer.
"Mission accep- *cough* ted. *sniff*" said Heero's sickly-sounding wheezy voice.
"I heard someone cough!!!!" yelled Shinimegami, barging through the door, bottle of the 'potion of death' as the Gundam pilots called it (It's only medicine!) in one hand and a large spoon in another.
"If anyone coughed, it didn't come from my room. Get out." Said Heero, hiding the computer with his body.
"No! I heard you cough! What are you hiding, anyway?!?!" half-yelled-half-asked the curious Goddess of Death.
"Heero? What's going on? Who else is there?" asked Dr. J, totally giving away what Heero was hiding. After forcing Heero to lay down and take Shinimegami's death potion, (IT'S MEDICINE!!! -_-*) she turned to the confused Dr. J.
"hello? Who are you? I'm Shinimegami, 'caretaker' of these freeloaders. What are you doing on Heero's computer?" probed Shinimegami.
"I am Dr. J. Builder of Wing Gundam Zero and I give the missions to Heero. What's wrong with him? Will he be able to do his mission?" asked Dr. J, not seeming at all concerned.
"sorry, Heero cant go anywhere. He has the flu. ^_^; I can't believe the perfect soldier can get the FLU!!!" laughed Shinimegami.
"NOOOO!" screamed Heero. He pulled a gun out of his sheets and shot himself in the head. He immediately laid still. Shinimegami just chuckled.
"What's so funny?! Did Heero not just shoot himself?!?!" screamed Dr. J.
"I took the bullets out of all of his guns. (That I could find.) He shot a blank at himself!" giggled Shinimegami.
"Ha, a wonderful trick, Shinime..."
"Shinimegami, Goddess of Death. You can call me Gami, for short, But I don't like it very much."
"Very well, Gami. At least Heero won't commit suicide while he's off his missions. Goodbye, and nice meeting you."
"G'bye!" said Shinimegami. She shut off the computer. By then Heero was asleep... or in a coma from shock. Shinimegami left him alone. She walked down the hall, and was stopped by the rest of the pilots.
"what happened? We heard a gun firing." Said Duo.
"Heero shot a blank at himself. He also has the flu. We have to take turns taking care of him." Said Shinimegami.
"No! what a bad way to spend a Saturday!" moaned Duo.
"You get to shove my 'death potion' down his throat every half hour." Said Shinimegami, smiling.
"where's his room?" said Duo, grinning evilly.


END OF CHAPTER ONE.

Shinimegami: I always stop right when the fun is about to happen.

Duo: yeah, that's not fair!

Quatre: Hey, Duo. You're last in the 'Big Fear' Series.

Duo: Hey!!!

Shinimegami: you never told me what you're afraid of!

Duo: you're going to torture me!

Shinimegami: No I won't!

Duo: You tortured the others!

Shinimegami: Just willingly tell me what you're afraid of and I won't torture you.

Duo: okay... I'm afraid of Heero, Scissors and Flamingos.

Shinimegami: FLAMINGOS!??!! BWAHAHAH!!!! HOW STUPID IS THAT?!?!?

Wufei: and I though I had it bad.

Shinimegami: SERIOUSLY, Duo. What are you afraid of.

Duo: you.

Shinimegami: That's not funny!

Duo: :)

Shinimegami: DIIIIIEEEE!!!!! *she runs after Duo. Duo runs away. Everyone ^_^; but Duo and Shinimegami.*

Quatre: In the next chapter, We take care of Heero. Funny! Bye everyone!