Yep, I have written chapter 3. Chapter 3 is here. I've had several comments about Van's hair, but this time I will not reveal the outcome! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Warning: this chapter is somewhat funnier than the last two. I think....
Forgive Me Father, For I Have Sinned
Chapter 3: Run, Van, Run!
"Don't be such a baby Van," Hitomi said. "It's not going to hurt." Van stared at Hitomi wide eyed. Hitomi had tied Van to a chair, and all of his struggling wasn't helping.
"Release me at once!" he commanded. Hitomi shook her head.
"Not until I get my pendant back." With that, Hitomi pulled a pair of scissors from a drawer and started to walk towards Van, who was still trying to loosen the rope around his waist, wrists, and ankles.
"Please, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!" Van screamed helplessly. He pulled even harder, knowing that this was his last chance for escape. He managed to break the rope binding his ankles just as Hitomi was about to grab his hair. Using his new freedom to his advantage, Van whacked Hitomi with the chair and ran off with the chair still attached to him.
"Damn it Van!" Hitomi cursed as she got up off the floor. "When I catch you I'm going to tie you to a wall! Then you can't escape me! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" With renewed confidence, Hitomi flew out of her room (which they had been in the whole time) a pursued her new love.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"Oh Allen, you're such a gentlemen!" Mia commented, giggling girlishly. Allen smiled as he took another sip of his extra large, low fat, low calorie, all natural, unsweetened, brussel sprout milkshake (AN: ewwwwwwww!!!! Don't ask me where I got that one from!)
"My mother always told me to mind my manners," he said.
"Don't forget the fact that you're incredibly charming! Has any woman 'ever' refused your advances?" Allen broke eye contact and looked away from Mia Angel.
"Only one." He replied, sighing heavily. "Actually, now that I think of it, it was two."
"What did you do wrong with them?" she questioned innocently.
"Well...." he began, "I sort of...." fortunately for him, he was interrupted by a young woman with long blonde hair.
"Good afternoon Allen," she said sweetly. Allen quickly kneeled down infront of the woman and kissed her hand gently.
"Princess Millerna, what a surprise! Let me introduce you to my date, Mia Angel," Allen gracefully moved his arm in a manner that suggested the young girl sitting at his table was his date.
"Oh you poor, poor girl," Millerna said solemnly.
"What are you talking about?" Mia asked. However, Millerna was too concerned with Allen to care about Mia.
"You f*bleep!*ing b*bleep!*rd!" she screamed. "Eries told me everything! I know that you were dating Hitomi and Eries at the same time! You player!" Millerna was about to give Allen a traditional slap, but a strange yellow creature with black stripes interrupted her before she could do so.
"PIKACHU!!!!!!!" the creature cried as bolts of thunder erupted from it's red cheeks, zapping Millerna, Allen, and even Mia. After frying the trio, the strange creature skipped off happily, singing "Pika, Pika, Pikachu."
"That was....odd" Allen said, after coughing up a mini cloud of smoke.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Hitomi was furious. Very furious. Incredibly furious (ok! We get the picture!). She just had to get her pendant out of Van's hair! She felt so empty and incomplete without it!
"Van," she called. "Please come out! I really want my pendant back!" Hitomi walked through the many hallways of King Aston's palace until she came upon the room that Van had been staying in. "Van?" she called as she opened the door.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Underneath the bed, a teenage boy with black hair, red eyes, a red shirt, and tan pants (didn't I do that same thing in "The Other Cinderella"?) held his breathe. He cursed silently at himself for hiding in his room. If Hitomi caught him, he....um....his hair would be toast! He liked his hair, even though it wasn't as nice as Allen's. The boy, who just happened to be Van, decided that if he could slip out from under the bed and sneak out of his room quietly, he could go find a better hiding spot. So slowly but surely, him moved his body from underneath the bed and waited for the perfect moment to escape. Unfortunately, he forgot about the fact that Hitomi could catch him while he was lying on the floor....
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Hitomi couldn't believe her good fortune. She never would have thought that Van would do something so stupid. There he was, laying right there of the floor. She pretended not to notice, crawled onto the bed silently.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"Good, the coast is clear," Van thought excitedly. He slowly brought himself to his feet, and was just about to run when he was suddenly stopped by a scream that sounded like a war cry and some figure on his back. Van and the other person slammed onto the wooden floor, with the other figure ontop of Van.
"I caught you, you baka!" Hitomi declared victoriously. "Now all I have to do is cut me pendant out of...."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Van screamed. "NOT MY HAIR, PLEASE, LEAVE IT ALONE!" Hitomi got off of Van just long enough to flip him over, then sat on again hoping that he could pin him with her weight.
"Would you shut up!" she yelled.
"You're not getting anywhere near my hair!"
Hitomi growled, grabbed the collar of Van's shirt with her hands, and started throwing him against the floor repeatedly.
"I'M NOT JUST GOING TO LEAVE MY PENDANT IN YOUR HAIR FOREVER! DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH IT MEANS TO ME?" She continued her attack on poor Van until they both heard a small thud. Hitomi stopped and turned her head towards the source of the noise, and saw that her pendant laid a few feet away from Van's head. All the shaking had somehow loosened the pendant's grip on Van's raven hair and thrown it across the room!
"Heh, heh...."
Van pushed Hitomi off of him and growled silently.
"Um....sorry Van...."
Van crawled over to Hitomi, looking quite peeved. Hitomi backed up a bit, but Van grabbed her waist. Then with out warning, a smile crossed his face and he began to tickle Hitomi with no mercy.
"Please stop!" Hitomi gasped between fits of laughter. That only made Van tickle her more.
"This is your punishment for threatening to cut my hair!" he said without a hint of sincerity.
The End
*Theo runs in, trying to escape a crowd of Allen fans who are threatening her with baseball bats" Ok, ok! I'll tell ya what happened to Allen!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"So, you were dating two girls at the same time?" Mia said.
"Unfortunately, yes," was Allen's silent reply.
Mia looked carefully at Allen's face. He seemed sorry enough....
"I forgive you, Allen!"
"Really?" Mia threw her arms around Allen's neck.
"Of course Allen! I still like you!"
Allen gave Mia the 'puppy face'. "You don't love me?"
"All in good time, Allen. All in good time." she responded with a wink.
The End (for real)
Phew! Those girls just about did me in! Anyhoo, I didn't have Hitomi cut Van's hair! Did you honestly think I would do that to my Van-sama? Yes, he is mine. ALL MINE! I know that this story was kind of lame, but hey, it's yet another mistake that I'll learn from! Hell, that's why we make mistakes! To learn from them! Once again, expect more Esca humor from me soon! L8ta Esca fans!
~Theo-chan
Forgive Me Father, For I Have Sinned
Chapter 3: Run, Van, Run!
"Don't be such a baby Van," Hitomi said. "It's not going to hurt." Van stared at Hitomi wide eyed. Hitomi had tied Van to a chair, and all of his struggling wasn't helping.
"Release me at once!" he commanded. Hitomi shook her head.
"Not until I get my pendant back." With that, Hitomi pulled a pair of scissors from a drawer and started to walk towards Van, who was still trying to loosen the rope around his waist, wrists, and ankles.
"Please, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!" Van screamed helplessly. He pulled even harder, knowing that this was his last chance for escape. He managed to break the rope binding his ankles just as Hitomi was about to grab his hair. Using his new freedom to his advantage, Van whacked Hitomi with the chair and ran off with the chair still attached to him.
"Damn it Van!" Hitomi cursed as she got up off the floor. "When I catch you I'm going to tie you to a wall! Then you can't escape me! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" With renewed confidence, Hitomi flew out of her room (which they had been in the whole time) a pursued her new love.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"Oh Allen, you're such a gentlemen!" Mia commented, giggling girlishly. Allen smiled as he took another sip of his extra large, low fat, low calorie, all natural, unsweetened, brussel sprout milkshake (AN: ewwwwwwww!!!! Don't ask me where I got that one from!)
"My mother always told me to mind my manners," he said.
"Don't forget the fact that you're incredibly charming! Has any woman 'ever' refused your advances?" Allen broke eye contact and looked away from Mia Angel.
"Only one." He replied, sighing heavily. "Actually, now that I think of it, it was two."
"What did you do wrong with them?" she questioned innocently.
"Well...." he began, "I sort of...." fortunately for him, he was interrupted by a young woman with long blonde hair.
"Good afternoon Allen," she said sweetly. Allen quickly kneeled down infront of the woman and kissed her hand gently.
"Princess Millerna, what a surprise! Let me introduce you to my date, Mia Angel," Allen gracefully moved his arm in a manner that suggested the young girl sitting at his table was his date.
"Oh you poor, poor girl," Millerna said solemnly.
"What are you talking about?" Mia asked. However, Millerna was too concerned with Allen to care about Mia.
"You f*bleep!*ing b*bleep!*rd!" she screamed. "Eries told me everything! I know that you were dating Hitomi and Eries at the same time! You player!" Millerna was about to give Allen a traditional slap, but a strange yellow creature with black stripes interrupted her before she could do so.
"PIKACHU!!!!!!!" the creature cried as bolts of thunder erupted from it's red cheeks, zapping Millerna, Allen, and even Mia. After frying the trio, the strange creature skipped off happily, singing "Pika, Pika, Pikachu."
"That was....odd" Allen said, after coughing up a mini cloud of smoke.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Hitomi was furious. Very furious. Incredibly furious (ok! We get the picture!). She just had to get her pendant out of Van's hair! She felt so empty and incomplete without it!
"Van," she called. "Please come out! I really want my pendant back!" Hitomi walked through the many hallways of King Aston's palace until she came upon the room that Van had been staying in. "Van?" she called as she opened the door.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Underneath the bed, a teenage boy with black hair, red eyes, a red shirt, and tan pants (didn't I do that same thing in "The Other Cinderella"?) held his breathe. He cursed silently at himself for hiding in his room. If Hitomi caught him, he....um....his hair would be toast! He liked his hair, even though it wasn't as nice as Allen's. The boy, who just happened to be Van, decided that if he could slip out from under the bed and sneak out of his room quietly, he could go find a better hiding spot. So slowly but surely, him moved his body from underneath the bed and waited for the perfect moment to escape. Unfortunately, he forgot about the fact that Hitomi could catch him while he was lying on the floor....
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Hitomi couldn't believe her good fortune. She never would have thought that Van would do something so stupid. There he was, laying right there of the floor. She pretended not to notice, crawled onto the bed silently.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"Good, the coast is clear," Van thought excitedly. He slowly brought himself to his feet, and was just about to run when he was suddenly stopped by a scream that sounded like a war cry and some figure on his back. Van and the other person slammed onto the wooden floor, with the other figure ontop of Van.
"I caught you, you baka!" Hitomi declared victoriously. "Now all I have to do is cut me pendant out of...."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Van screamed. "NOT MY HAIR, PLEASE, LEAVE IT ALONE!" Hitomi got off of Van just long enough to flip him over, then sat on again hoping that he could pin him with her weight.
"Would you shut up!" she yelled.
"You're not getting anywhere near my hair!"
Hitomi growled, grabbed the collar of Van's shirt with her hands, and started throwing him against the floor repeatedly.
"I'M NOT JUST GOING TO LEAVE MY PENDANT IN YOUR HAIR FOREVER! DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH IT MEANS TO ME?" She continued her attack on poor Van until they both heard a small thud. Hitomi stopped and turned her head towards the source of the noise, and saw that her pendant laid a few feet away from Van's head. All the shaking had somehow loosened the pendant's grip on Van's raven hair and thrown it across the room!
"Heh, heh...."
Van pushed Hitomi off of him and growled silently.
"Um....sorry Van...."
Van crawled over to Hitomi, looking quite peeved. Hitomi backed up a bit, but Van grabbed her waist. Then with out warning, a smile crossed his face and he began to tickle Hitomi with no mercy.
"Please stop!" Hitomi gasped between fits of laughter. That only made Van tickle her more.
"This is your punishment for threatening to cut my hair!" he said without a hint of sincerity.
The End
*Theo runs in, trying to escape a crowd of Allen fans who are threatening her with baseball bats" Ok, ok! I'll tell ya what happened to Allen!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"So, you were dating two girls at the same time?" Mia said.
"Unfortunately, yes," was Allen's silent reply.
Mia looked carefully at Allen's face. He seemed sorry enough....
"I forgive you, Allen!"
"Really?" Mia threw her arms around Allen's neck.
"Of course Allen! I still like you!"
Allen gave Mia the 'puppy face'. "You don't love me?"
"All in good time, Allen. All in good time." she responded with a wink.
The End (for real)
Phew! Those girls just about did me in! Anyhoo, I didn't have Hitomi cut Van's hair! Did you honestly think I would do that to my Van-sama? Yes, he is mine. ALL MINE! I know that this story was kind of lame, but hey, it's yet another mistake that I'll learn from! Hell, that's why we make mistakes! To learn from them! Once again, expect more Esca humor from me soon! L8ta Esca fans!
~Theo-chan
