A/N: I was listening to this song on the radio and it reminded me of Edriss (Dead, formerly V1) and Esplin (V1, formerly V3- having to write this is so annoying) fighting for the best way to infest and take over Earth. So here's a little lyric engineering in 3rd person, complete with comments from the audience and major plot holes:
Where the VCR comes from,
How it can still work,
and why they are singing a rendition of a song 6 months before it's released.
Disclaimer:
I don't own the characters,
I don't own a single lyric,
Don't sue me, I'm broke,
Now on with the fic!

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Prologue

The Animorphs were rooting in the old collapsed Yeerk Pool for records to see where else Yeerks might be, and they found an old video tape. They put it in an old TV/VCR (which appeared out of a gigantic plot hole) which still worked (because of the same plot hole) and watched.
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Council of 13 representative: Now, here live at the Yeerk Pool, are Edriss and Esplin with their rendition of "My Way"



Edriss:Check, check, check check... out my melody

Esplin: It's mine too!

Edriss: Special, You think you're special, You do

Esplin: I can see it in your eyes I can see it when you laugh at me
Look down on me
You walk around on me
Just one more fight
About your so-called "leadership"
And I will start an
All-out war
Cause I've had enough of this
"Tactical invasion"
Yeah

Edriss: We can't just let all the weapons out
This time we can't just stand up and shout
I'm 'a do things my way
It's my way
My way, or

Esplin : I'll take the highway

Esplin: Check out, check check... out my melody

Edriss: Hey, it's mine too you j@ck@$$!

Audience member 1 (clearly on Esplin's side): Oh using human curses now are we?


Edriss: Just one more fight
About an all out war
Vs. my clearly superior
Tactical invasion plan
You'll be demoted
Yeah

Esplin: This time I'm 'a let all the weapons out
This time I'm 'a stand up and shout
I'm 'a do things my way
It's my way
My way, or the highway

Edriss: Some day you'll see things my way
Cause you never know
When ya gotta go
The tactical way

Edriss: Check out, check check... out my melody

Esplin: It's mine too, you dapsen!

Audience member 2 (on Edriss's side): Shut the f*** up!

Audience member 1: Using human curses, are you, half-human scum!

AM 2: You sound like Esplin!

AM1: Why, thank you!

Edriss: Just one more fight


Esplin: And I'll be history
Yes I will straight up
Leave your s***
And you'll be the one who's left
Missing me

Edriss: Yeah, right!

Esplin: This time I'm 'a let it all come out

Edriss: This time you can't let all the weapons out.

Esplin:I'm 'a do things my way

Edriss: It's my way
My way, or

Esplin: the highway, thanks

Esplin: Some day you'll see things my way
Cause you never know
When ya gotta go
All out-war, gung-ho

Together: Check out, check check... out our melody'
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Epilogue

The screen went black.

"Wow. That was freaky." Marco said.

yeah
"yeah" they all agreed.

They all left the room.