A/N: Section two, the Sorting Hat! Please R/R!

Disclaimer: See Chapter one, I don't feel like writing it out, thanx : )

Oh, look who it is. Dumbledore, entering my office, again. What does he do in here aside from have meetings? Ok, so it is really his office, I am just stored in here. He never really talks to me, just his pet bird, over in the corner. What's its name again? Fox? Whatever it is, that is beside the point. A point which I have on the top of me. I am, you see, the Hogwarts' School Sorting Hat. Nice fancy title. I like Fancy Titles, especially for me. Most people just call me the sorting hat. Rather boring, don't you agree? Well, anyway, lets get on with my *extremely* interesting life.
Ok, here goes. On September first, Dumbledore (office invader!) takes me off the shelf in MY office and sets me on a stool in front of hundreds of students. I sing a song, and then they put me on their filthy heads. They expect me to find out their thoughts and give them some deep interesting words to say. First of all, most other hats can't penetrate thoughts. Most of the time the students tell me which house they want to be in, but other times they are confused and don't even know what a house is. Or else they would be good for more that one house. Normally it's a mix of Gryffindor and Slytherin. Those two were almost the same, just a small bit different.
Anyway, after the sorting ceremony, I am banished by the Headmaster back up to MY (NOT his) office, where I listen to that bird. There I sit, getting dusty, for quite a while. I have nothing better to do then make up a new song for next year. If I had hands, I would be writing for ages, because I have so much time to write a song for next year that I could write about a hundred songs for next year. It doesn't take that long to write a poem, you know. I am really quite surprised I am not speaking in rhymes right now, because that is normally what I do, repeat a rhyme over and over.
Oh well. Here Dumbledore is invading my office again; I have to pretend to be a nice quiet hat. It really is MY office, you know . . .

A/N: It was interesting, don't you think? Anyway, please please please review it, and also review my other stories I have posted. If you have another item for me to do, please post, and if you don't, review anyway! And, when the next chapter is up, please review this one before you read it, because i like reviews for all my chapters!