A/N: Please R/R, all my stories! j/k, you don't have to. But at least R/R this one!

Disclaimer: See chapter one.

Ooo, that tickles! yet another person tickles my pear to access the kitchen. Dumbledore assigned me to gaurd the kitchens from students, but somehow one figured out my 'Achilles Heel," As they say. I am horribly tickelish, especialy on the pear part.
I wish i actualy knew what a pear was. Everyone passes by me and says, ooo, yum, a pear. I love pears. Too bad i am only a painting, i can't eat a pear. They look so green, and juicy. my Painter did a very good job.
I hope Dumbledore doesn't know about all those children, rather, students, that access the kitchens inside. He probably wouldn't like that. The again, i am the only picture for the job that doesn't need a password.

A/N: Really short, i didn't know what to put. Review, and if you have any ideas for other objects that i can do, please post them!