A/N: METMA RULES! ok, this is fron the perspective of Lockhart's Hat. I am also going to do Lockharts Wand and Photo, so everyone knows, stay tuned. Ok, here goes.

Disclaimer; See Chapter one.

Not more hairspray! I hate hairspray! And it is always that really smelly sticky kind that i can bever get out of my fabric! I am Lockhart's Wizard hat, and i have to put up with his hairspray all the time.
Aside from the fact that he also dyes his hair. I bet you didn't know that. His blonde hair is really red! And curly! Not blonde and wavy at all.
He puts too much hair gunk in it also. There is the straitning gel, and then the hair dye, and the hairspray to keep it like that. And it bugs me, because i can tell what he thinks too.
And the problem is, he doesn't have an ounce of consciounce, because he doesn't care at all that he is taking credit for all those people's work. And he spends all night thinking of more ways to set himself up.
Mostly it's something like, i am great, maybe i can get my cover on the front of the Daily Prophet again. In reality, he has no brains, he is just a average wizard who happens to excell in memory charms.
Oh well, here comes the gel now, i hope he oesn't get some on Lightning. That is the name of my favorite star on the print. I know i am odd to like stars, but that's ok, because i am not as bad as lockhart.

A/N: A little short, but that's why i like these, they are short and fun to write. Please review every single chapter, and review this one. Please be responsible. I hope i am not wasting my efforts, because a lot of people read and don't review. Oh well.