A/N: The snitch! Please please please review!

*pop* I disappeared into thin air once again. Actually, I am making myself invisible. Most people think I just fly really fast, too fast for them to see, and they get an opportunity to catch me when I need a breath. Wrong. It is very much fun to appear right by a Chaser's leg, or a Beater's ear, when they are going to hit a ball. They get confused, and then the seeker dives at them, causing complete mayhem. I love mayhem.
But it's a shame I can't go out of the ring, people but charms on me so I can't, or I would leave the field and the players would play forever, looking for me. I also have to appear once every half hour. That is a restriction I would stay invisible all the time if I could. And the last charm is a non-crumpling charm, which is the only one I am thankful for. The number of times I have been squashed in a players hand . . . But I have eluded them far more times then they have caught me. Being gold is a slight disadvantage I think that green or gray would be better for camouflage. I would be the first Army Snitch!
But when i am not out on the field, I am causing mayhem in . . . my Box. I have drove the Bludgers crazy with my singing, you know. I sing, and they rocket at me. I have a very easy time escaping them. But when they are on the playing field, they get confused, and think that I am every single player. They fly at the players then, and cause them to elude th Bludgers as well. It is very much fun to watch. Sometimes i hang around one person, and the Bludgers see a sparkle as I reappear for a second, and then charge at that player. The Quaffle is very boring, he just sits in a corner and . . . well, just sits. Nothing else. He doesn't really do anything, only really hover.
Oh look! Time to reappear again! I think I will show myself near that boy with green eyes and black hair, he seems to be an unsuspecting victim.

A/N: Please review!