Disclaimer: I don't own GW. If I did, I would just start the show up again and write new episodes instead of doing a low budget, typed fanfic. Now, then, this fic is based (VERY loosely) on two girls I know...I hope they don't read this, or they'll probably sacrifice me to Kami-sama or something.

What to Do?

One fine day in a featureless white room, two girls, lets call them A and B so I don't have to hide, were wondering what to do with the FWR.

A-What should we do?
B-I got an idea. Let's do a fic.

She proceeded to pull the G-Boys out of Authorspace.

All G's-Not another one!

A-Yep. What should we have them do?

Q-Let us go home?

B-Quiet, boy! How about a Yaoi fic?

G's-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A-Yes. Now, who's with who?

B-1x2, 3x4, 5x13.

I hope I got the numbers right. If not, tell me.

A-that's good. Now, what should we have them do?

B-Hmmm...I dunno...Lemon?

D-OH GOD NO!!! I still have a sore butt from the last one!

H-And besides, these pairings are getting boring.

D-O.o

H-Well, they are.

A-Well you will do this!!! If you don't cooperate I'LL KILL YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

B-Nah...I'm getting tired of this...how about a FF crossover?

A-Good idea.

W-INJUSTICE!!! The last one of those I was in, Cloud cut all of my hair off!!!

B-Well we hafta do something with them.

CoB (me!)-No you don't!

And with that, Thor, the God of Thunder, who is NOT stuck in an oracle, grabbed all of the pilots and put them in CoB's FWR.

Q-Oh, great! You save us from those two, and now you're probably gonna wanna kill us or something!

CoB-Nope. I'm writing a Yuri. I need you guys to tape it for me.

All-WOOHOO!!!

Ok, so I know it was kinda stupid. But I needed a filler to use until I finish me Yaoi-bashing fic. BTW, if the two girls read this, and figure out that I'm talking about them, please don't kill me/torture me/hate me. It was all in fun.