The Man With the Phoenix Wand
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Author's Note: I wrote this about six months before I became a Fanfiction.Net author, but I only recently discovered it again. It's a little tune about Voldemort, who is not mentioned by name in the song, set to the tune of 'The Man With the Golden Gun.'
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He has a powerful weapon
Worth a million Galleons a curse
The Dark Wizard who's second to none
The man with the phoenix wand
Lurking in some dark hideaway
Or crouched by a gravestone somewhere
In the next room or this very one
The man with the phoenix wand!
The Dark Mark's required whenever he's hired
It comes just before the kill
No one can catch him, no Auror can match him
For his million-Galleon skill!
One evil curse means another poor victim
Has come to a bitter end
With a curse he'll erase anyone
The man with the phoenix wand!
His eye may be on you or me
Who will he hex?
We shall see!
The Dark Mark's required whenever he's hired
It comes just before the kill
No one can catch him, no Auror can match him
For his million-Galleon skill!
One evil curse means another poor victim
Has come to a bitter end
If you want to get rid of someone
The man with the phoenix wand
Will get it done!
He'll curse anyone
With his phoenix wand
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Author's Note: I wrote this about six months before I became a Fanfiction.Net author, but I only recently discovered it again. It's a little tune about Voldemort, who is not mentioned by name in the song, set to the tune of 'The Man With the Golden Gun.'
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He has a powerful weapon
Worth a million Galleons a curse
The Dark Wizard who's second to none
The man with the phoenix wand
Lurking in some dark hideaway
Or crouched by a gravestone somewhere
In the next room or this very one
The man with the phoenix wand!
The Dark Mark's required whenever he's hired
It comes just before the kill
No one can catch him, no Auror can match him
For his million-Galleon skill!
One evil curse means another poor victim
Has come to a bitter end
With a curse he'll erase anyone
The man with the phoenix wand!
His eye may be on you or me
Who will he hex?
We shall see!
The Dark Mark's required whenever he's hired
It comes just before the kill
No one can catch him, no Auror can match him
For his million-Galleon skill!
One evil curse means another poor victim
Has come to a bitter end
If you want to get rid of someone
The man with the phoenix wand
Will get it done!
He'll curse anyone
With his phoenix wand
