Poke'mon Blupers 3

Poke'mon Blupers 3!!!

This one will be short, Rob.

Ash: Oh man my back! Ohhh…

Mom: Ha ha ha, he's late! Now he'll never get away, that stupid worm!

Ash: Oh ****! I'm late!

* runs out and trips over a rock *

Ash: This is just not my day! Goes to professor Oak' Lab.

Oak: Yess!! My plan to kill all poke'mon is almost complete, those worthless creatures

Think they're so much!

Ash: Ummm… Professor Oak???

Oak: Ahhh!!! A devil monkey!!

* bashes Ash over the head with a metal pipe and knocks him out *

Ash: Ohhh… Where am I?

* notices a dead pichachu body with no head *

Ash: AHHHH!!!!!!

* Oak shoves a rag in his mouth *

Oak: Shut up you little rat! Or should I say, Boy Pichachu!

* Ash looks to his left and sees a pichachu head connected to him starring back at him.

Ash: Ohhh…(faints)

Oak: Yesss!!! You will dye from fear.

Mom: Ha! I have you caught now pigmonkey! That's my son and I get to decide his death!

* Sprays him with water *

Oak: Nooo!!!! I'm melting! Melting!

* Mom takes him to a secret lair *

Ash: Why are we in the kitchen?

Mom: Shut up, You should have dozed off by now.

Ash: Ohh!! Here it comes…

* Falls asleep *

Mom: Now to add the head of a Touros.

* 2 hours later *

Mom: It's finally complete! Ash, get up!

* get's up *

Ash: Freaky! I can't control my tongue any more!

Mom: That's right! Doduo does!

Ash: Huh?

Mom: I mixed you with many different kinds of pokemon to create the ultimate one!

Ash: Yeah, but my heart seems, Ahhh!!!!

* falls over and dies *

Mom: Dang! Another failure. Oh Well.

The End