Poke'mon Blupers 3!!!
This one will be short, Rob.
Ash: Oh man my back! Ohhh…
Mom: Ha ha ha, he's late! Now he'll never get away, that stupid worm!
Ash: Oh ****! I'm late!
* runs out and trips over a rock *
Ash: This is just not my day! Goes to professor Oak' Lab.
Oak: Yess!! My plan to kill all poke'mon is almost complete, those worthless creatures
Think they're so much!
Ash: Ummm… Professor Oak???
Oak: Ahhh!!! A devil monkey!!
* bashes Ash over the head with a metal pipe and knocks him out *
Ash: Ohhh… Where am I?
* notices a dead pichachu body with no head *
Ash: AHHHH!!!!!!
* Oak shoves a rag in his mouth *
Oak: Shut up you little rat! Or should I say, Boy Pichachu!
* Ash looks to his left and sees a pichachu head connected to him starring back at him.
Ash: Ohhh…(faints)
Oak: Yesss!!! You will dye from fear.
Mom: Ha! I have you caught now pigmonkey! That's my son and I get to decide his death!
* Sprays him with water *
Oak: Nooo!!!! I'm melting! Melting!
* Mom takes him to a secret lair *
Ash: Why are we in the kitchen?
Mom: Shut up, You should have dozed off by now.
Ash: Ohh!! Here it comes…
* Falls asleep *
Mom: Now to add the head of a Touros.
* 2 hours later *
Mom: It's finally complete! Ash, get up!
* get's up *
Ash: Freaky! I can't control my tongue any more!
Mom: That's right! Doduo does!
Ash: Huh?
Mom: I mixed you with many different kinds of pokemon to create the ultimate one!
Ash: Yeah, but my heart seems, Ahhh!!!!
* falls over and dies *
Mom: Dang! Another failure. Oh Well.
The End
