Trowa's Haircut

Last time, Kathleen convinced Trowa to get a haircut...Really, that's all that happened.

Author's note: Sorry, but I can't make any guarantees about Trowa's hair. All i know, is that somehow, the g-boys are involved with the outcome:p. But that doesn't mean i won't try, whatever works best for the story. Also, i'm not a fan of yaoi, I'm just teasing Trowa because i only got to see the part where Heero self-detenates for the first time, and Trowa said he admired him. They won't be doing anything radical. Well, not in THAT context anyway...

Kathleen(Takes out her steak knives): We just need to rinse and give you a trim. Before you know it, you'll be a brand new Trowa.

Trowa: Um, do you know what you're doing?

Kathleen: Of course. These knives have never let me down. Isn't that right ol' Betsy?

Trowa(eyes widen): Uhhh, aren't you supposed to use scissors?

Kathleen(fumes and grits her teeth): I said, these knives, have *never* let me down. Comprende?

Trowa(sweatdrop): Yes M'aam.

(Just as Trowa's hair is finished soaking, and he is beginning to relax, he and Kathleen hear a familiar voice.)

Duo: Trowa, my man! How're you doing?

Trowa(Sits up): Duo? That must mean that Heero is here! Hurry it up Kathleen! Cut it now! We don't have much time!

Duo: Relax dude! Heero's out making a burial ground for all the squirrels and whatnot that he crushed along the way.

Trowa(big, watery eyes): He's...so noble!

Duo: Actually, Quatre made him. We wanted to stall so that you could compose yourself before he arrived.

Trowa: ??

Duo: C'mon, we all know about you're nonromantic crush on Heero.

Trowa: That's not true! I just think he's a good guy. That's all.

Duo: Yeah, so you even try to self-detenate yourself to be just like him.

Kathleen(pipes in): I know! There was even this one time, when he lent him his Gundam. And Trowa never lets me come within a 10 meter radius of it.

(Trowa sweatdrops and spots Wufei)

Trowa: Look everyone! Wufei's here!

Wufei: Ah, I see that Trowa's changing his appearance as a result of his nonromantic crush on Heero again.

Trowa: GACK!

Wufei: Well, hurry it up weak woman! There can only be a certain amount of dead squirrels and moldy leaves that look like dead squirrels in the forest.

Kathleen: Hmmph!(starts snippi-er, chopping)

Meanwhile...

Quatre:*Oh man, i'm running out of dead squrrels*

Heero: Hey Quatre, I think that's the last of 'em.

Quatre: Uh, I think there's one right here!

Heero(comes running over, inspects it for a while):...No that isn't, that's just a pile of moldy leaves.

Quatre: Oh, heh, it's these goggles. They need to be cleaned.

Heero (sweatdrop): Let's go inside. They're all waiting for us.

Quatre: No wait, um, before you do that, there's one very, very important thing we forgot.

Heero: What's that?

Quatre: Er, we have to, hmm, we have to--pray! That's it! It would be very disrespectful to not send our best wishes to those poor, tragic, little creatures.

Heero(rolls eyes): *sigh* if you insist, Quatre.

Back to Trowa's hair...

Duo: Er, correct me if I'm wrong, but, aren't you supposed to use scissors for this?

(Kathleen glares at him)

Wufei(Digs his face into his hands): No, no weak woman! You're doing it all wrong! You trim the back first, and move your way to the front!

Kathleen: But the back doesn't NEED any trimming! If anything, it's those bangs that need to go.

Duo: You know, it wouldn't look half bad if we dyed it.

(Trowa, Kathleen, and Wufei look at each other and sweatdrop. They all start arguing at once.)

Outside in the forest...

Quatre(peeks at Heero through one eye): Um, and thankyou God, for the manufacturer of Gundams, and all the Gundam merchandise. I will now list them in alphabetical order...

Heero(mega-sweatdrop, and spirals for eyes): Oi...

How does Trowa's hair turn out? Will Heero ever get inside? Read the next chapter of, Trowa's Haircut.

Yeah, someone pointed out to me that it's Catherine, not Kathleen, but we'll just ignore that, OK?
I don't own Gundam Wing or any of its components.