Trowa's Haircut

Last time, Kathleen, Duo, and Wufei experiment with Trowa's hair, while Quatre tries to keep Heero from seeing it. What does Trowa's hair look like now?

Author's note: Heh, sorry about the infatuation with the sweatdrops, they are just so much fun when you're writing! Thanks for the 13 peeps who reveiwed. If it weren't for them, i would have never continued writing this fic. Thanks!*blows hugs and kisses* AHH! THIS IS THE ONE WHERE FUFU BERRY LOSES HER SANITY AND CUTS OFF TROWA'S HAIR! TURN BACK!!! TURN BAAACK!!!

(After hours of painstaking work, Kathleen, Duo, and Wufei finish perfecting their work. Kathleen hands Trowa the mirror.)

Trowa: AUUGH!(passes out)

Kathleen(frowning): That was odd. I thought that at least he would appreciate my spikes.

Wufei(mutters): Ugh, I knew that this would happen.

Duo(rubs his neck): Well, good thing he hasn't seen the back...

(The three stand there, not knowing what to do with our beloved Trowa. All of a sudden, they hear a voice.)

Heero(storms towards the circus tent): That's it Quatre! I'm absolutely NOT going to cremeate a pile of squirrels!

Quatre: But it would be so disrespectful! Think of those poor, innocent creatures!

Heero: I know you guys are up to something. Never mess with the Perfect Soldier.

(Quatre makes a feeble attempt to stop the determined Heero, but fails. Heero sees Kathleen, Duo, and Wufei staring at the unconscious Trowa.)

Heero: Would someone please tell me what's going o-(Sees Trowa's head)SWEET MOTHER OF MERCY!(stares in horror.)

Duo: No one has commented on the green rat's tail yet...

Heero(Still recovering from shock): I-It looks like a bunch of Treize's eyebrows...superglued to his head.

Wufei(Smirking): Heh, at least it's aerodynamic.

(Everyone sweatdrops, Wufei looks around innocently.)

Kathleen(rolling eyes): Wufei...about your sense of humour...please don't show it again.

Quatre(Panting from exhaustion): Look Heero! I found some matches inside Sandrock's glove compartment! Now we can start the official ceremonies. (Spots Heero inside) Oh, I see you've found Trowa.(Walks up to them)

Kathleen, Duo, Wufei, and Heero(with wide eyes and waving hands): No, don't! Stay back!

Quatre(still approaching): What do you mean? Why are you guys excluding me again? Just because I'm nice doesn't mean th-(sees Trowa's head, and falls to the floor.)Someone hold me!

Duo: Wake up dude! You've got to see the, mmph, 'word' I've shaved onto his head!

Quatre(Blinking): He, he looks as if a bunch of Dorthy's eybrows, were superglued to his head...

(Wufei opens his mouth, but everyone looks at him. Trowa starts waking up.)

Trowa(Sobbing): My hair! (sob)My beautiful hair!

(Kathleen walks over to comfort him.)

Heero: It's not that bad...

Trowa: Yes it is. Waaah!

(Everyone sweatdrops)

Trowa(Gets up): I'm going to, gonna take my Gundam out for a while.

6 Months later...

Kathleen: *Sigh* Trowa'll never come back. I'll bet he's still mad at me.

Wufei: How could he? He can fly faster than ever before, with his streamlined hair.

(Everyone mega-sweatdrops and changes the subject)

Duo: Can I see your knives Kathleen?

Trowa(Makes a grand entrance wearing a Tuxedo Mask suit, with Tuxedo Mask music playing in the background.): Stop! Do not play with knives, for knives are dangerous to play with. It disturbs the peaceful beauty of the world, which fills us all with peace.

Kathleen: Trowa! You're Back!

Trowa: Knives are a part of danger, children should not have to see this danger. For children are filled with a beauty, much like this rose. The peace tha...

Kathleen(Traumatized): Trowa, you've...changed...

(Everyone sweatdrops while Trowa rambles on with his Tuxedo Mask speech for another three hours)

Trowa: ...And so, these knives must not be played with, for they, disturb the peace inside us all.

Kathleen(mumbles): Lord save us...

Duo: ZzZzZ...(Wufei whacks him)

Trowa(Perkily): So guys! Did you miss me?

Kathleen: Trowa...(hesitates)where have you been?

Trowa: Well, I went down into the ocean to sulk, just like Heero would have. But then, I realized that I needed to breathe, thus I went up for air. Then, I saw him.

Quatre(almost afraid to ask): Who?

Trowa: *Sigh* The greatest hero of all time. Tuxedo Mask!

Kathleen, Duo, Wufei, Quatre, and Heero: GACK!

Trowa: Yeah! And he took one look at me and said(assumes Tuxedo-Mask-smelling-a-beautiful-flower position), "You're hair is li-"(Kathleen interrupts)

Kathleen: Just cut to the chase, okay?

Trowa: He gave me his hat in order to save the peace and beauty in this world! Now I'm gonna copy his every move!

(Mega sweatdrops as far as the eye can see)

Heero: Trowa, you can't be serious...

Trowa: Well, if you don't like me being the follower of Tuxedo Mask, there's always the Moonlight Knight.

(Narrarator: Er, I won't go there. To sum it up, everyone was satisfied. Trowa's hair eventually grew back to normal, but you couldn't see it because of his Moonlight Knight disguise.)

The End.

Awww! Poor Trowa! Look at what i've done! Seriously, when i started out this fic, i didn't mean to be so mean to him. Really! This is the best i could come up with. It's this vaccination i had to take yesterday. *grumbles*Stupid needles, making my arm and head all sore. Ugh, it hurts to think. Anyway, i'm seriously obsessed with getting reviews. I want to see exactly how many people enjoyed my story(I know, i know, it's just a waste of megs on fanficcy's hard drive:p).

I don't own Gundam Wing or any of its components.