Kay, I wrote this from Neal's point of view. I WROTE IT JUST FOR THE HECK OF IT, So Diss it or dig it, please R/R.





~* Neal & Cleon's helpful pick up line





Now, as many of you may know, it is not always easy snagging yourself a girlfriend. Cleon and I being pro flirters, we have decided to provide a detailed account of our best lady lines, and give their answers. Read it soon, before Kel destroys it.



1. Neal: I know how to please a woman.

Uline: Then please leave me alone.



2. Cleon: My darling pearl, let me give myself to you!

Girl: I don't accept cheap gifts.



3. Neal: I can tell that you want me.

Girl: Yeah, I want you to leave.



4. Cleon: You look like a Dream.

Girl: Go back to sleep.



5. Neal: May I have this last dance?

Girl: You've just had it.



6. Cleon: My fairest dove, your body is like a temple.

Girl: sorry, there are no services today. The only time we're open is in your dreams.



7. Neal: Haven't I seen you some place before?

Girl: Yeah. That's why I never go there anymore.



8. Cleon: What is it like being the most beautiful girl at the ball?

Girl: What's it like being the biggest liar at the ball?