Hey everybody!! This is my sequel to Neal and Cleon's pickup lines. First of all, I want everyone to know that I mean no insult to women . I mean, I'm one myself, so this is done purely for the art of humor. But I thought it was unfair to leave Neal and Cleon down on their luck, so I helped them bounce back on their feet. Don't kill me!!!! Enjoy!!!!!!

*** Neal and Cleon strike back---- how to put Uline and her friends in place***



Cleon: My darling dove, your body is like a temple.

Girl: sorry, there are no services open today. Only in your dreams.

Neal: Here's a donation to help restore the exterior.



Cleon: You look like a dream.

Girl: Go back to sleep.

Neal: You mean this isn't a nightmare?

Cleon: My darling, let me give myself to you!

Girl: Sorry, I don't except cheap gifts.

Neal: Oh, just cheap perfume then?

Neal: Haven't I seen you somewhere before?

Girl: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Neal: Yeah, I guess you did look a little out of place in the mens bathroom.

Neal: I can tell you want me.

Girl: Yeah, I want you to leave

Neal: You thought we were going to do it here?

Neal: What's it like being the most beautiful girl at the ball?

Girl: What's it like being the biggest liar at the ball?

Neal: Your right. I was lying.

Neal: Is this seat empty?

Girl: It will be if you sit down.

Neal: (yelling) Hey Uline, there's two over here!



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Haha. Not as good as my first one, but good enough I suppose. Coming soon, the final chapter: Neal and Cleon apologize for their dastardly bad lines to women.