Hey everybody!! This is my sequel to Neal and Cleon's pickup lines. First of all, I want
everyone to know that I mean no insult to women . I mean, I'm one myself, so this is done purely
for the art of humor. But I thought it was unfair to leave Neal and Cleon down on their luck, so I
helped them bounce back on their feet. Don't kill me!!!! Enjoy!!!!!!
*** Neal and Cleon strike back---- how to put Uline and her friends in place***
Cleon: My darling dove, your body is like a temple.
Girl: sorry, there are no services open today. Only in your dreams.
Neal: Here's a donation to help restore the exterior.
Cleon: You look like a dream.
Girl: Go back to sleep.
Neal: You mean this isn't a nightmare?
Cleon: My darling, let me give myself to you!
Girl: Sorry, I don't except cheap gifts.
Neal: Oh, just cheap perfume then?
Neal: Haven't I seen you somewhere before?
Girl: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Neal: Yeah, I guess you did look a little out of place in the mens bathroom.
Neal: I can tell you want me.
Girl: Yeah, I want you to leave
Neal: You thought we were going to do it here?
Neal: What's it like being the most beautiful girl at the ball?
Girl: What's it like being the biggest liar at the ball?
Neal: Your right. I was lying.
Neal: Is this seat empty?
Girl: It will be if you sit down.
Neal: (yelling) Hey Uline, there's two over here!
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Haha. Not as good as my first one, but good enough I suppose. Coming soon, the final
chapter: Neal and Cleon apologize for their dastardly bad lines to women.
