Author's note: In this chapter, Neal and Cleon apologize for their dastardly comments toward women. Well, Cleon needed a little help from Neal ( honestly, Cleon is the sort of guy that would get locked in the grocery store and starve to death.) These comments aren't as good as my first two, but sequels are never good. So here it is-------





~*~ Neal and Cleon apologize: the final chapter ~*~



Neal: Would you like to nail me to the wall now, or later?



Cleon : If I died, would that make you happy * bursts into tears*



Neal: Have you talked to my mother? She feels the same way about me.

Cleon : Does this mean you don't think I'm perfect?

Neal: I didn't do it, and I'll never do it again.



Neal: Wow. This mistake is so obvious, I can't believe I missed it. It's like a sumo wrestler at an anorexia clinic.



Cleon : I'm an idiot. I'm stupid. I want to die. How could I dishonor you like that? I'm not worthy of living anymore. Cast me from Tortall.

Girl: Uh, there's nothing left for me to say.





Neal: You know, you are very, very sexy when your face screws up like that.







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