Me: ::Huff:: ::Wheeze::
Davis: ::Grabs me from behind and tackles me to the ground:: GOT YOU! Now take away that potty part!
Me: ::Laughing loudly:: To late Potty Boy! Everyone already read my fic!
Davis: ::Frozen::
Me: ::Slowly slide away from Davis:: Well...
Davis: ::Unfreezes and glares:: You are so dead! ::Runs after me::
Me: ::Runs away yet again:: PLEASE DAVIS! I am sorry! But it was funny!
Davis: Do I look like I am laughing!
Me: NO! But I am and so are the reviewers! ::Laughing madly::
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Where we last left off...DemiVeemon was slowly and sadly being carried to the pits of hell... ok maybe that is over exaggerating it. ^^; ::cough::

Ok...it isn´t the pits of hell...but WORSE! Much WORSE!...the...BATHTUB!

::Dum dum dum!::
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DemiVeemon squirmed with all is might as Davis gripped his little body.

If only! If only he could digivolve to Flamdramon! Then he would show Davis whom overpowered whom! But he can´t so to bad for him! (Mwahahaha...::cough:: sorry) The little digimon watched as Davis slowly took steps to the bathtub, avoiding piles of shaving cream all over the place. DemiVeemon shivered as he now hovered over the tub of water. He looked at Davis with his best chibi eyes. "Davish...please."

Davis grinned and shook his head no. "I told you already DemiVeemon! You smell! It is making me sick to my stomach just holding and smelling you now!"

The digimon went from chibi eyes to a glare. "Well it is your stuff that smells!"

Davis frowned. "Hey!" He turned DemiVeemon around so that the blue milk covered gunky thing was looking at him. "At least I ain´t covered in old milk!"

"WHO WAS THE ONE WHO MADE THE MILK OLD AND CAUSE IT TO FALL ON ME!" (As everyone can see, DemiVeemon is stalling.)

Davis smirked. "Hey! Well that is to bad! You are taking a bath one way or another! ::POOF! Davis disappeared!:: The little digimon fell to the ground with a thud!

THUD

DemiVeemon blinked and smiled widely! "YEA! Davish disappeared!" The blue thing did a jig on the bathroom floor as Gatomon popped out of no where and started to dance with him. "DemiVeemon...DIGIVOLVE TO...Veemon!" The digimon transformed into his higher form. Gatomon giggled with delight, as they danced through the night in the bathroom.

"Oh you are such a GREAT dancer Veemon!" Gatomon smiled seductively at him as...

Water covered DemiVeemon´s body. "Huh?" He looked around and saw Davis setting him down in the tub of water. "AHHHH!" DemiVeemon was daydreaming! The little digimon splashed around frantically trying to get out of Davis´s grasp and the semi-cold water! "Let me go! This is digimon abuse!"

Davis backed his main body away as to not get splashed by water and chunks of milk and salsa that was flying off of his digi-companion. "Hey! Quit that!" He looked at DemiVeemon. "You are getting water everywhere!"

"Let me go! Let me go!"

Davis smiled. "Ok..." He released DemiVeemon and watched as the little thing began to sink in the tub.

The digimon frantically splashed more! "PICK ME UP! PICK ME UP!"

Davis laughed and grabbed the now heavy breathing digimon. "DemiVeemon...just relax and this will be over soon! You are making it so difficult!"
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"...just relax and this will be over soon! You are making it so difficult!"

Jun sweatdropped as she heard her brother talking to himself again. She leaned her ear to the door. `What is he doing in there?´ she thought.

"You will enjoy this! I scrub gentle!" Davis´s voice yelled out.

Jun facefaulted.
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Davis smiled at DemiVeemon. "It´ll be over in five minutes."

The digimon pouted. "But I don´t want to!"

"To bad!" Davis held the digimon with one hand as he reached for the soap that he got from the kitchen. "Just a little scrub with this soap and you will smell good."
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Jun shivered and walked away from the bathroom. Her brother sure was weird! `And he wonders why he never gets a girl!´ Jun walked to the kitchen and frowned. "Hey! Where is my science project?!"
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Davis dipped the `soap´ into the water and brought DemiVeemon into it as well, to where his head was above the H2O! (Izzy! Get away from my fic!...sorry about that guys...Izzy thinks there should be knowledge into this fic. For you younger ones...H2O is a scientific way of saying water) The boy scrubbed the digimon hard! (Hey! I thought he said he was gentle!) Davis smiled at first...but then started to frown. The water was becoming a strange color green! "Um...DemiVeemon..."

The digimon grumbled...not really paying attention. (As you can tell...he is still a bit peeved that he must take a wittle bath...awwww!) DemiVeemon sighed and noticed Davis´s weird look. "What?"

"DemiVeemon? Why is the water green?" Davis also noticed that the `soap´ was not giving off suds! Plus it was dissolving...rather quickly! (Oh! It took Davis approximately five minutes to figure that one out! Hehe! Our Davis is such a genius ::cough::)

The digimon stared down at the water he was in and screamed! It was a puke looking green! He screamed again and started to splash around once more! Puke green water splashed everywhere in the bathroom...even on Davis. The boy reached for the plug in the tub and pulled it. The water swirled slowly down the drain, and within five minutes of draining...the tub was empty with only a dripping green DemiVeemon. The blue...I mean...green digimon glared up at Davis, who had a shocked look in his eyes. "What did you do to me DAVISH!" DemiVeemon started to hop around madly and began to shake the green stuff off of him.

"It isn´t my fault! I thought it was soap! I swear!" Davis grabbed the shower head and turned it on. "Maybe it rinses off?" He raised the head above DemiVeemon as cold water fell upon the little thing. (Poor poor DemiVeemon!)

The little chibi, puke green, digimon screamed and shivered. "Stop! Its COLD!" Davis didn´t listen and allowed the water to fall on him for about two minutes. Davis turned the water off soon afterwards and looked at DemiVeemon...he was still...puke green. The digimon pouted. "I am DAMAGED for LIFE!"

Davis sighed. He picked his digimon up from the tub and placed him upon the bathroom floor. He went to go get a towel, but stopped. He began to think. (Hehe! That´s a first! Nah I love Davis) What if this green stuff would get on his mom´s towels...and wouldn´t come off. She would be mad.

Davis shrugged and walked over to the cupboards and searched for something else to dry his partner with. His eyes wandered around for something as DemiVeemon stared into a full length mirror. He began to cry at his new color. Davis eyes widened and smiled. He pulled a large contraption from the cupboard. "Here we are!"

DemiVeemon looked up and sniffled. "What?" He looked at the contraption in his partner´s hands. His eyes grew wide and backed up. Not that! Anything but that! DemiVeemon hopped high and started to run around the bathroom for his life. He jumped up to the door knob, but slipped off because he was wet. He turned back to Davis who was walking towards him. "Please Davish! You damaged me enough!"

Davis didn´t understand what his digimon meant. He looked at the contraption in his hand...it was only Jun´s blow dryer? (OH...MY...GOD! NOOO! Save our DemiVeemon!) Davis went over to the sink and plugged the blow dryer (From Hell) into a socket. "Come on DemiVeemon...it can´t be that bad. It is only a blow dryer after all. What can go wrong?"

DemiVeemon looked at Davis like he was as stupid as they get! He has been living with his sister all his life, and has yet to notice her hair!? DemiVeemon shook his head. "I don´t want to."

Davis was growing agitated with the digimon´s constant refusals. He walked over to him and picked up the green thing. "You need to get dry!" He carried the squirming digimon to the sink, where the blow dryer was plugged in. He placed DemiVeemon upon the sink. The digimon sighed and closed his eyes...prepared for the worst! Davis grabbed the blow dryer and looked at the controls. "Um...I guess high." DemiVeemon shivered and closed his eyes tighter. What was the use of running...he would always get it in the end. Davis pointed the blow dryer to the green DemiVeemon and...

(Let´s see this in slow motion!) Davis´s finger slowly moves toward the high switch. The switch slowly turned on as the boy´s finger placed it. DemiVeemon covered his eyes with his little chibi green hands...and...

BOOM!

Air blew forcefully from it as a loud sound echoed in the small bathroom. DemiVeemon flew back against a wall as the air blew him back. It was VERY strong! Davis even had a hard time controlling it! Davis held the blow dryer and also held one ear closed with his other hand. Davis couldn´t take the noice anymore and switched of the dryer contraption. He let the blow dryer fall to the ground, as a strange after noise rang through is ear. He looked around for his digimon and couldn´t see him anywhere. "Demi...Veemon?"

A little moan groaned from the side of the sink. Davis blinked and moved slowly to retrieve the noice. The boy peered to the side of the sink and grew wide-eyed! He frowned, then smiled, snickered, then bursted into laughter. DemiVeemon growled. "What´s so funny now Davis!"

The boy fell to the floor and kept laughing. He even started to cry! The little digimon frowned and pondered what his partner was laughing about. He stood up and felt funny. He froze on the spot. He felt a little...a little fuzzy! DemiVeemon looked down upon his body and eeped! He was speechless! He was...he was a green fluffy ball! He looked up at Davis, "Stop laughing! It´s NOT funny!"

Davis kept laughing. "Well it is! The blow dryer made your fur fluffy!"

The digimon kept frowning. "Davis...I HAD NO FUR TO BEGIN WITH! How did this happen?!"

Davis finally realized that his digimon was right! He stopped his laughter and looked sorry for the little green powder puff! "I am sorry DemiVeemon...I think you need a nap."

The little thing nodded. Davis got off the floor and picked his digimon up. "Let´s look on the bright side."

"What bright side?"

Davis smiled. "That `soap´ or whatever may have made you green...but at least you don´t stink no more."

DemiVeemon sighed and shook his head. If only Davis knew...being stinky was probably better than being green and fluffy (Especially since it is a phenomenon on how DemiVeemon became fluffy) Davis opened the door to the bathroom and stepped out.

Jun looked at Davis and the little green puff. "Davis...what were you doing it there?!"

Davis smiled. "Taking a bath. Now leave me alone." He walked away.

Jun followed him with her eyes. `That little green dolly is cute! But, Davis doesn´t play with dolls?´ She turned to look into the bathroom. Shaving cream was everywhere, salsa chunks, water, some sort of green liquid (Which happened to be her science project), and her blow dryer. She blinked and sweatdropped. "Did Davis take a bath...or have a battle?"

What did Davis have people? A battle of course! ^_~
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Me: Hello! As you can see, I am still running for my dear life!
Davis: Get back here! ::running after me still::
Me: Davis just leave me alone! I had to place the potty part! ::Runs faster and looses Davis:: Gee! ::Huff wheeze:: I thought I would never get rid of him! ::Perks up:: Well till next time...oh I can´t resist! The next part is when Jun sneaks in while our little green fluffy DemiVeemon takes a nap! She kidnaps him to a slumber PARTY! (She still thinks he is a dolly ^^;)
Davis: FOUND YOU!
Me: ::pouts:: I am NOT running no more! I placed the potty part in there and that is that!