Seeing as how I got some great responses (

Seeing as how I got some great responses (ok, 6 good ones....thanx to those people btw), I decided to add another chapter. This is mostly just Janeway and Chakotay talking about her "behavior" at the beginning. Oh, and for the person who asked me what grade I was in, I'm in 9th.

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Kathryn was sitting at her desk in her ready room when the door chime rang.

Janeway: "Come in."

In stepped Chakotay who walked right up to Kathryn and immediately began talking.

Chakotay: "Kathryn, I don't think it was very nice of you to send everyone to the brig and fire all those photon torpedoes at the people on that planet."

J: "I'll do what I want. I'm the Captain, remember? And this is a Starfleet crew, Chakotay, and in a Starfleet crew, NO ONE pisses off the Captain."

C: "But Kathryn, --"

J: "End of discussion, now come here and give me some lovin'"

C: "But what about all the other times in the past when I tried and you said no?"

J: "Well, you just got out of jail, so I have to give you what you've been missing for the past 7 years.....and one week."

C: "Oh, well, I nabbed three ensigns in the brig and about 100 other crew mates over the past 7 years."

J: "WHAT!!??"

C: "Well, you were never gonna put out so I had to do something!"

J: "Do you want me to give a big speech? Is that what you want? I HATE doing those. No one ever listens during them anyways. If I'd have known 7 years ago that this is how we'd all end up, I'd have used that stupid thingymabobber and gotten us home so we'd never have to see each other again. But we wouldn't have this, Chakotay, one crew, Starfleet and Maquis, combined into --"

C: "Oh, will you just shut up with that already?? Everyone knows the story. I swear, if we only had a limited amount of oxygen on this ship, you'd have killed us years ago with your speeches!" He started to leave.

J: "Hey! I didn't dismiss you yet! Come back here!" She was beginning to whine.

C: "Fine." He walked back to in front of her desk.

J: "You said before, '100 other crew mates'....what's that supposed to mean?"

C: "Umm....can't tell." He said.

J: "AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dismissed! Go! Get Away!"

Upon hearing this, he left quickly, grinning until the doors slid shut behind him and he just started laughing out loud.

Tuvok: "I logically deduce that your logical encounter with the logically chosen Captain was humorous. "

Tom Paris: "Yeah, what'd you do in there?"

C: "First off, Tuvok, stop with all that logic crap. We get the point, Vulcans are 'logical.' We don't care anymore. Tom, get this, I made her think that I had sex with over 100 of the crew over the past 7 years. Ha ha ha ha ha."

P: "Umm.....Sir? You are aware that more than half of the crew are guys, right?"

C: "Oh, I know that, It really freaked her out. None of it happened. She's so stupid at times."

Janeway, over comm badge: "Oh, so I'm stupid now?" She stormed out of her ready room.

C: "How did you --"

J: "It's called technology, Chakotay, try to keep up. I kept the link open. Report back to the brig for the remainder of the trip. And this time, there will be no one there....have fun."

C: "Why are you sending me to the brig?"

J: "Insubordination."

C: "And if I refuse to go?"

J: "Mr. Kim, get a transporter lock on Commander Chakotay and get ready to beam him onto the next passing ship or next K-Class planet."

Kim: "K-Class?"

J: "Yeah, you really should know this stuff by now. How the hell did you get out of the Academy? A K-Class planet is....umm.....hang on, I'll be right back." Janeway ran to her ready room.

Hours later, Tuvok walked in to see what was taking the Captain so long. What he found was shocking to him, and brought about....the raised eyebrow. AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

T: "Captain, we believed that you were researching a K-Class planet for the past 3 hours. And I come in and find you doing this? That is very illogical."

J: "Tuvok, I said it last week, and I'll say it again: 'Damn you and your logic" and besides, there's nothing wrong with playing a few...games."

T: "Captain, according to Starfleet protocol," (or some junk, i don't really know) "playing games like this while on duty could result in a court marshall."

J: "There is nothing wrong with --"

Suddenly there was a sudden jolt of the ship.

J: "Janeway to Bridge, Report."

P: "What, no toothpaste this time, Captain?"

K: "We're being fired on by the ship that I beamed Commander Chakotay over to. They're hailing us."

J: "Put them on hold, I'll be right out." Janeway finished her game, and went onto the bridge. "Okay, take them off hold, Mr. Kim. This is Captain Kathryn Janeway of the Federation Starship Voyager. How may we be of service?" She whispered to Harry, "Can't we make a recording of that? I'm getting very sick of saying it every week. Oh oh! I got it! We can make a hologram of me to be Captain when I'm not here. That'd be cool...take out the Doctor's subroutines. He doesn't use them. Let's do lunch and talk about it, 'k?"

Alien: "Take your commander off our ship."

Janeway: "No"

Alien: "Yes"

Janeway: "No"

Alien: "Yes"

Janeway: "No"

Alien: "Yes. If you don't we'll beam him back over ourselves."

Janeway: "Then we'll beam him back."

Alien: "And we'll beam him back."

Janeway: "Then we'll beam him back and blow you up."

Alien: "Okay, fine, we'll keep him. But you owe us one. Lieutenant, get out the ropes, we have a new hood ornament."

J: "Take us out of here, Mr. Paris."

Later, Janeway called Tuvok to //....umm.....lets make use of Astrometrics (cuz the bridge and ready room were getting boring)// where she was playing her.....game....again.

T: "Captain."

J: "Like I said, Tuvok, there's nothing wrong with playing Minesweeper. and look at this screen.... It's HUGE!"

T: "Captain," Tuvok said as he was looking at a console, "you've rerouted weapons to here, you're not playing a game, you're firing on planets."

J: "Oops?"
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Yeah, I know.....this one was stupider than the first one and not nearly as funny. If I get some good reviews on this one, I might make one with the Janeway hologram. lol... I'm gonna have FUN with that one. hehehe
Oh, BTW, for those of you who are going to scream at me for killing Chakotay. Don't worry about it......it'll be better.