Tekken Style Chicken

Tekken Style Chicken

Note from author: This fic has little or no point to it. I got bored, ok? Got a problem with that? By the way, there's a little twist at the end which I hope you like.

STORY STARTS HERE. DON'T LEAVE NOW.

"Forest, are we going to fight or are you just going to stand there and dance around?" yelled a very annoyed Nina Williams as Master Law did his little thing that he always did when he was about to start a fight.

Law stopped mid dance. "This is fighting, Miss Williams. Do not underestimate the power of the spinning tiger...or was it spinning dragon......or it.." Nina, sick of listening to Law go on about different animals, hit him over the head. This resulted in a rather loud girlish scream......from Law.

"Oh stuff the lot of you!" yelled Hwoarang who had so far done very well at containing his anger. "Does it always have to be like when we split the bill for Chinese take-aways?"

Unnoticed to any of them, Paul had sucessed in chatting up the Chinese takeaway girl and had taken her for a ride on his bike. (Probility of Chinese Takeaway girl coming back alive: 1 in 6,749,839,390,599). Law, Nina, Hwoarang and Xaioyu were now just having a pointless arguement about give a tenpound note to a open door. Are these guys stupid or what?

NB Those of you who are smart may have noticed that Xaioyu hasn't spoken a lot in this fic so far. Well done to you. I bet you don't really care why but I'm going to tell you anyway so sit up and listen like a good reader. Xaioyu was busy crying in the corner like a little girl (it just happens to be very helpful that she is in fact a little girl) because Hworang had insulted that stupid panda thingy of hers....two days ago.

Forest was now back in fighting spirit. He did his flippy thingy on Nina to send her flying.

"Yay! Bitch fight!" yelled a very sarcastic Hworang from the corner. Nobdy cared.

"You shouldn't have ordered so much, Miss Williams," the wise words of Master Law came. "You should never under estimate the price of Tekken Style Chicken.....or was it....." Cue girlish scream from Law number two as Nina sends him flying across the room.

"SHUT UP AND STOP FIGHTING!" yelled a very stressed Hworang. Basically, that seemed to shut everybody up. Hworang, sick and tired of all the immature behaviour, got up and chcucked £10 out the front door then slammed it very hard. "HAPPY NOW?"

"Hey!" Nina's brain finally clicked. "Where's my boyfriend gone? He better not be chatting up the Chinese takeaway girl or I'll kill!" An outraged Nina ran out the room to find and kill Paul.

The room fell silent. Well, almost silent. Xaioyu's sobbing could still be heard in the background. Hworang, who hated the sound of sobbing, rolled his eyes. He looked at Law and said"Ya see? I told you not to invite a third wheel and I told you we shouldn't double date......"