A/N Yyyyeeeaaaah! ::says like the guy in the toilet:: My first fic… and it's a songfic! Haha… enjoy…
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Zelda, or "Play That Funky Music", of which this is a parody of, but I DO own the parody so NYAH!!!! ^_^
"Play That Song of Healing" written by—who else? —ME!! Keptan!!
Parody of '"Play That Funky Music" by Wild Cherry
CAST OF PEOPLE!!
Mikau (M) —The main singer!
Link (L) — Does almost absolutely nothing for the song!
The Indigo-Gos (I-G) —Provides the music!
Kafei (K) -- Backup Singer!
Darunia, Cremia, Darmani, Oni (Fierce Deity) Link (BUD) —Back Up Dancers! Darunia dances his Dance of Joy, Cremia is the ''Supah Dupah Jen'' dancer, Darmani's the "Euro-Dance Bastard", and Oni Link improvises!
WHY DID I JUST TELL YOU ALL THAT??!! It doesn't matter to the song! Oh well… maybe it helps ya visualize….
ANYWAY… the actual song! Whoohoo!
"Play That Song of Healing!"
::Setting, inside Zora Hall. Mikau casually strums his guitar before the music picks up, and he begins singing::
(Mikau)
I found out something today
'Bout the singer in in our rock'n'roll band
Evan told me Lulu's eggs were stolen
The products of our one-night stand
I told them not to worry
(do not worry)
I'll those eggs back before tonight
Went to Gerudo's Fortess
But it seems I was hiding in plain sight
And so they grabbed me
And beat me
And threw me in the sea
But just then!
This short kid
He dragged me to the beach
(Chorus thingy. The backup dancers and Kafei the backup singer suddenly appear out of nowhere)
(Still Mikau with Kafei as backup)
And I said
PLAY THAT SONG OF HEALING, SHORT BOY!
Play that song immediate-leeee!
PLAY THAT SONG OR HEALING, BLONDE BOY!
My girl's eggs were stolen,
I gotta get 'em back before I die!
(K) BEFORE HE DIIIEEES!
::music stops to let Link play Song of Healing. He puts the Zora Mask on, and "Mikau" whips out his guitar for a guitar solo… thingy! Then he swims to the Fortress.::
(M) It really wasn't easy
Changing back and forth thru the body
My legs felt kind of weak babe, (yes they did)
But I'll get used it eventually
I grabbed those eggs and I ran
I was kicking ass in every way
The Gerudos couldn't catch me
So I swam to that laboratory
This freaky old guy
Was in there
He seemed angry with me
But just then,
I showed him,
I had the eggs with me
(Chorus again! Everyone appears out of nowhere again)
(M&K)
And he said
PUT THEM IN THE TANK THERE, ZORA!
Stick 'em there immediate-leee!
PUT THEM IN THE TANK THERE, MIKAU!
Then they can hatch soon,
The water's the right temp, so they won't die!
(K) So they won't DIIII-III-IIE!!
(Mikau scribbles the notes down provided by the Baby Zoras, and exits the SWINGING SHINDIG going down in that lab, baby, yeah. But then Chorus Three shows up, and Oni Link sings in place of Mikau)
(OL&K)
Oh crap man,
PLAY THE SONG OF TIME NOW, WEIRD GUY!
The moon is hanging low in the skyyyy!
PLAY THE SONG OF TIME NOW, HERO GUY!
You've got your new song,
So play the Song of Time before we die!
(Ending Chorus! OL's still in for M, but K is still singing! Hell, EVERYONE'S singin'!)
(All) PLAY THE SONG OF TIME NOW!
OL: Play that Song of Time, now!
(All) PLAY THE SONG OF TIME NOW!
K: Move your ass and play the Song of Time now!
(All) PLAY THAT SONG OF TIME NOW…
(music fades out)
A/N: YUS!!!! It's done!! ::does a perfect reproduction of the Darunia Dance of Joy:: Well, what did you think? Did it rule? Did it suck? Do you have better ideas for the lyrics? If so then read and review below please! Wahaa… I hope this thing shows up on fanfiction.net alright…
