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AWAY!


Rubber Ducky

Serena quickly grabbed her popcorn and sat down to some wonderful
T.V. Popping some popcorn in her mouth (Erk! Bad pun!) Happily, Serena
flipped through the channels, trying to find something good to watch that
would rot her brains out. Luna steps in and tries to the Hero of this tale.

"Serena! T.V. is bad for you mind! Even the educational crap sucks! You
should stop watching and," but Luna gets cut off as Serena throws an empty
bowl as Luna.

"Shut up Luna! This is my day. I'm going to watch T.V. till my eyes fall
out or somebody shoots me," remarked Serena while she stared blankly at
the screen of her box that sat in the middle of the room. Luna sighed and
left with a limp in her left leg. Suddenly there was a knock at the door.

"Sammy! Serena! Would one of you get that," Serena's mother yelled. Nobody
got up form what he or she was doing to help his or her dearest mother.

"FINE! I'll get it myself," they're mom said. She opened the door to find
Darien standing there with the usual clothing attire. Mama smiled and
welcomed him in.

"Oh Serena! Darien is here," She shouted to the T.V. room. Loud booming
steps came running up towards Darien.

"Duck! She's coming," shouted Serena's mother. They both ducked and Serena
hit the door.

"Owies! DARIEN!!! My love. The ONLY one for me," Serena said as she made
the biggest fuss about him.

"Yeah, sure. Whatever Serena," said Darien. Serena eyed him and made a
face.

"You were with some other girl weren't you," she cried. Mama threw her
hands up in the air and left the room so Darien could take care of his
problem.

"Yes I was. Now I'm here to finish this," He said somberly.

"HOW COULD YOU DARIEN!! YOU ONLY LOVE ME! ONLY ME!! YOU HERE?
ONLY ME," shouted Serena still crying. Darien cringed at the ducky's she
was wearing. He took out a lighter and burned her clothes.

"I hate ducks. That's what threw my parents off the road," he explained.
Serena, torched, laid down flat. Darien took out a gun and shot her 43
times. (You saw that coming didn't ya?)

"May you rot in hell bitch," said Darien.

Suddenly the string around Darien's body is visible. We look up to
see Ami, "pulling" his strings.

"Good Darien. Yes…Serena is dead. Now I can be LEADER," Ami laughs evily.

Fin. (Weird, Eh?)