Note: All WWF Superstars belong to WWFE Corp. Biz. Nothing actually belongs to me, only the plot. Please R/R. And Cheezus mice is mine, so bite me! nahanahnahanah!


Chapter 1: Road Rage

"D----- Jeff, pay attention to the road you a--", exclaimed Matt. " Watch your mouth, Matt!" yelled Amy. "Sorry hun!" The Hardyz and Amy were on their way to WWF Smackdown! for a taping. They couldn't reserve a limo or flight, so they had to drive from Hartford , CT all the way to Atlanta, GA. They were taking turns driving, since it was a very long trip. They were fine until richmond, Virginia, where they were short on cash. They had to pay for gas, but had only about $27 left. "Sorry guys, I can't let you go!"the gas station mnager said." God-"Jeff was saying until there was a loud crash. It began to rain, and it was POURING. They went inside, into the backroom to work out a deal. "As I was saying, don't you know who we are?!" yelled Jeff, almost making the guy fall backwards. "No, not really... You do look vaguely familiar...."said the Manager. " We are THE HARDY BOYZ and LITA"Amy said. "The who and what ?" asked the manager. "(censored), we are WWF superstars, heading to Atlanta, and we got to be there in 3 days."said Matt. Amy wasn't going to yell at him for swearing because she saw the anger in his face." oh! Now I remember! Well, I guess you could go, if i can get an autograph" said the guy smiling. They didn't mind, and gave him an autograph. Then they were off on the road. Down in Raeligh, North Carolina, they came upon an accident. They just drove by. It was between a motorcycle and a tractor trailor. " hey, guys, turn around, that looked like Mark's motorcycle" said Amy, with a worried look on her face.When they got there, it was revealed to be Mark, and he wasn't looking to well. He was bleeding from the forehead, and blood was splattered along the road. "Cheezus Mice! Oh my god!" said Jeff. They were asking police what happened, but they just ignored. While Matt and Jeff argued, Amy went and talked with the driver of the tractor trailer driver."Sorry, hon," he said."I guess i must ter fell asleep tere..." he said. "F--- you!" yelled Amy, and Slapped him. Undertaker was loaded in the ambulance, and Matt, Jeff and Amy followed. When they arrived, they called Vince and reported.

That's all for now! Phone call will be on next chapter. I don't feel like typing. It's a nice day so I am going outside. CYA! R/r! No flames, just insults :)