Aw, shit, aw, shit, aw, shit... I can't believe I accidentally deleted my chapter... That means that I have to write the whole damn thing over again... Well, whatever, I, theguywhohasaname..., am writing the second chapter to this....

Duo made his way to the bathroom, where he pulled a small box from his pocket. It contained black makeup of some sort, and Duo dabbed two of his fingers in the stuff. "Alright... If it's clean he wants, it's clean he'll get..." Duo muttered as he put two stripes of the makeup on each side of his face. "Let's get sanitary..." He growled as he ran from the bathroom to find a vacuum. He searched through several closets before finding a vacuum cleaner, and once he did, he immediately began to clean. "I wonder who this 'friend' of Heeros is?"

59 minutes and 47 seconds later...

Quatre entered the room. "WOW! Duo, you managed to get this place spotless! Even my servants have never been able to get any of the rooms this clean..." Then Heero shoved past Quatre. "Good, it's clean. My friend should be here just about..." The doorbell rang. "Now." Heero ran to the door and flung it wide open. "Bill! How are you doing?" Then Bill Clinton entered the house. "Greetings, fellow Americans..." He greeted them. "Bill? Duo's the only American here." Bill frowned. "Oh. Well, fine then. Um... You said there was going to be food..." Heero nodded. "Quatre? Is dinner ready yet?" "Yes, we can go eat now."

Duo, after several minutes of silence, began to get bored. He decided to make some conversation. "So, uh, Bill, have you..." Bill jumped up and, with a mouth ful of turkey, said "I did not sleep with that boy!" pointing at Heero. "Uh... Good for you... I never said that you did. I have, though!" Quatre choked on a mouthful of turkey. "Well, at least it worked on one person. I have never slept with Heero." Bill nodded his head. "Yeah, you tell 'em. They believed me when I said that, so it should work for you, too." Duos eyes widened. "Huh? You mean you slept with Heero?!" Bill shook his head. "No." Duo nodded his head. "Oh,, okay then." "See? It works."

Quatre decided to attempt some conversation. "You know, there are a lot of people..." Bill interrupted yet again. "Yes, there are too many people in the world. I say we blow up Asia, that should solve the problem. In fact, I'm just going to call the pentagon and..." Duo tapped Bill on the shoulder. "Not a good idea, buddy. You're in Asia right now. You blow up Asia, you go ka-boom too." Bill nodded his head. "I see your point. So, you're saying that presidents aren't immune to bombs. That's a very good arguement, so I'll believe you for now. HOLY SHIT, A HIPPO!" Duo, Heero, Quatre, Bill, and a large amount of Quatre's servants all turned towards the window to see a huge hippopotamus lumbering towards them.

Probably not as good as the original, but I did my best... I'll leave this for someone else to pick up. Even though I know it'll be Lady Lye, 'cause I'm about to read the chapter she wrote to continue mine right now. Um... Read and review! Ciao....