Whoo hoo... No one else picked it up so it's back to me again...
Chapter Two by Lady (better this time, I promise...)
Heero, Duo, Quatre, and Bill Clinton stared at the hippopotamus in the
window. It shnuffled it's way up and fogged up the window with it's
stinky seaweed breath. Another appeared behind it and the group still
hadn't moved.
"Do we even get those in this area?" Quatre asked, stunned.
"Well we sure don't get 'em in Arkansas!" Bill said.
"Well we're not in Arkansas..."
"oh, right... I keep forgetting..."
Suddenly, Wufei appeared behind the hippopotamus, waving to them. Heero
went to open the window. "Hello- meet our next mission."
"Pardon?" Duo blinked.
"Our next mission is to take these hippopotamusses to the Sank Kingdom-
Noin and Zechs need them."
"Hippopotami," Quatre corrected.
"Whatever."
"Um, do I want to ask what it is they're planning to do with these poor
animals?" Duo asked.
"I doubt we want to know," Heero told him.
"Ok. Not gonna ask then."
It's funny... you think you've come up with the perfect machine. It's
virtually impervious to any attack, it somehow camouflages well, and
you've got the best pilots in the world taking it under command. But what
the hell happens when you have to stuff several hippopotami in each of
these cockpits with your world-class pilots and have a cheeky,
mischievous, former US president pilot the fifth suit?
"Weeeeeeee-hah! This is dang fun!" Bill said from the seat of
HeavyArms. A big, brown hippopotamus shnuffled the screens in front of Bill.
"Trowa's gonna kill us..." Quatre muttered.
"Hey, he lost out- he didn't have to go visit Catherine this weekend,"
Heero said sensibly. "Now let's go."
"WWWWHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" All the pilots sweatdropped...
"Man... this better be worth it," Duo muttered. He elbowed a hippo out
of his way. "Watch it! I'm trying to drive here! Uh- Oh- WOAH..."
Ok I can just imagine one response to that... but we'll see, kk?
So whut'd u think? Did it suck? Was it WONDERFUL? Is it WAY to soon to
tell just where this is going?
R&R!
-Lady
Chapter Two by Lady (better this time, I promise...)
Heero, Duo, Quatre, and Bill Clinton stared at the hippopotamus in the
window. It shnuffled it's way up and fogged up the window with it's
stinky seaweed breath. Another appeared behind it and the group still
hadn't moved.
"Do we even get those in this area?" Quatre asked, stunned.
"Well we sure don't get 'em in Arkansas!" Bill said.
"Well we're not in Arkansas..."
"oh, right... I keep forgetting..."
Suddenly, Wufei appeared behind the hippopotamus, waving to them. Heero
went to open the window. "Hello- meet our next mission."
"Pardon?" Duo blinked.
"Our next mission is to take these hippopotamusses to the Sank Kingdom-
Noin and Zechs need them."
"Hippopotami," Quatre corrected.
"Whatever."
"Um, do I want to ask what it is they're planning to do with these poor
animals?" Duo asked.
"I doubt we want to know," Heero told him.
"Ok. Not gonna ask then."
It's funny... you think you've come up with the perfect machine. It's
virtually impervious to any attack, it somehow camouflages well, and
you've got the best pilots in the world taking it under command. But what
the hell happens when you have to stuff several hippopotami in each of
these cockpits with your world-class pilots and have a cheeky,
mischievous, former US president pilot the fifth suit?
"Weeeeeeee-hah! This is dang fun!" Bill said from the seat of
HeavyArms. A big, brown hippopotamus shnuffled the screens in front of Bill.
"Trowa's gonna kill us..." Quatre muttered.
"Hey, he lost out- he didn't have to go visit Catherine this weekend,"
Heero said sensibly. "Now let's go."
"WWWWHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" All the pilots sweatdropped...
"Man... this better be worth it," Duo muttered. He elbowed a hippo out
of his way. "Watch it! I'm trying to drive here! Uh- Oh- WOAH..."
Ok I can just imagine one response to that... but we'll see, kk?
So whut'd u think? Did it suck? Was it WONDERFUL? Is it WAY to soon to
tell just where this is going?
R&R!
-Lady
