The Solid Snake Show
(Snake walks out of his house and into the sunny streets of the suburbs.He walks over to the mailbox and pulls the flag down.He pulls out some letters from inside and walks back to the house.He walks back to the door and tries to open it.The door's locked and he slams his fist on.)
Snake-Beaver.Open the door!
(The theme music for the show plays.As it ends,we now see Snake sitting at the kitchen table with a suit on,his son Beaver is sitting across from him)
Snake-Now Beaver,you know tonight is the big dinner with my boss from the pencil factory.I want you to be good.And don't tell him about my past life.
Beaver-Don't worry dad.I'll be as good as gold.
Snake-You'd better be or I won't be getting you that new bike you've been wanting.
(Beaver runs off to school and Snake drives to work.We now see Snake standing in front of a conveyor belt with pencils zooming by)
Snake-This job's a lot better than my last one.I don't have to carry around a taser anymore.
(A whistle goes off and Snake runs out to his car.He drives home and finds the postman waiting for him)
Postman-Snake.I found your son starting fires again.I suggest you send him to seek help.
Snake-Just because I used to kill people for a living doesn't mean he will.
Postman-What are you talking about.
Snake-Oh,nothing.I used to kill people with laughter.I was a comedian.
Postman-Really?know any good jokes.
Snake-Yeah.Get the hell away from my house.
(Snake pushed the postman and ran inside.He walked in the kitchen and starts to cook the dinner for his boss.Beaver walks in)
Snake-Beaver,why don't you go over to Froggy's house tonight.This is an important meeting.
Beaver-But dad.I won't cause any trouble.
Snake-Well,alright.But if you do,I'm going to make you live in the garage again.
(The doorbell rings and Beaver runs upstairs.Snake walks to the door and opens it.A fat man with a big mustache comes in)
Boss-Where's the food.It had better be good.
Snake-Umm...ahhh...it's in the kitchen.
Boss-Nyah.It better be the best meal ever or you're fired.
Snake-Gulpo..k.
(Snake and the boss go into the kitchen and start eating dinner.Beaver walks in the room,a frog in his hands)
Beaver-Hey Mister Booooooossss.Look at my pet frog.
Boss-SNAKE!!!I don't want to see this while I'm eating.
Snake-Beaver,get out of here.
(Beaver walks out of the room)
Snake-Kids can be a handful
Boss-I wouldn't know.I send all my to camp and never pick them up.
(Beaver walks in again,this time carrying a gun)
Beaver-Look what I found in my dads room.
Snake-BEAVER!!!!!
(Beaver drops the gun and it goes off.The boss falls down to the ground,dead)
Beaver-Uh-oh.Not again.
Snake-Leave it to Beave to screw everything up.Now I'll never get that raise.
Beaver-I'm a bad little boy.
(The credits start to play and the audience claps.)
(Snake walks out of his house and into the sunny streets of the suburbs.He walks over to the mailbox and pulls the flag down.He pulls out some letters from inside and walks back to the house.He walks back to the door and tries to open it.The door's locked and he slams his fist on.)
Snake-Beaver.Open the door!
(The theme music for the show plays.As it ends,we now see Snake sitting at the kitchen table with a suit on,his son Beaver is sitting across from him)
Snake-Now Beaver,you know tonight is the big dinner with my boss from the pencil factory.I want you to be good.And don't tell him about my past life.
Beaver-Don't worry dad.I'll be as good as gold.
Snake-You'd better be or I won't be getting you that new bike you've been wanting.
(Beaver runs off to school and Snake drives to work.We now see Snake standing in front of a conveyor belt with pencils zooming by)
Snake-This job's a lot better than my last one.I don't have to carry around a taser anymore.
(A whistle goes off and Snake runs out to his car.He drives home and finds the postman waiting for him)
Postman-Snake.I found your son starting fires again.I suggest you send him to seek help.
Snake-Just because I used to kill people for a living doesn't mean he will.
Postman-What are you talking about.
Snake-Oh,nothing.I used to kill people with laughter.I was a comedian.
Postman-Really?know any good jokes.
Snake-Yeah.Get the hell away from my house.
(Snake pushed the postman and ran inside.He walked in the kitchen and starts to cook the dinner for his boss.Beaver walks in)
Snake-Beaver,why don't you go over to Froggy's house tonight.This is an important meeting.
Beaver-But dad.I won't cause any trouble.
Snake-Well,alright.But if you do,I'm going to make you live in the garage again.
(The doorbell rings and Beaver runs upstairs.Snake walks to the door and opens it.A fat man with a big mustache comes in)
Boss-Where's the food.It had better be good.
Snake-Umm...ahhh...it's in the kitchen.
Boss-Nyah.It better be the best meal ever or you're fired.
Snake-Gulpo..k.
(Snake and the boss go into the kitchen and start eating dinner.Beaver walks in the room,a frog in his hands)
Beaver-Hey Mister Booooooossss.Look at my pet frog.
Boss-SNAKE!!!I don't want to see this while I'm eating.
Snake-Beaver,get out of here.
(Beaver walks out of the room)
Snake-Kids can be a handful
Boss-I wouldn't know.I send all my to camp and never pick them up.
(Beaver walks in again,this time carrying a gun)
Beaver-Look what I found in my dads room.
Snake-BEAVER!!!!!
(Beaver drops the gun and it goes off.The boss falls down to the ground,dead)
Beaver-Uh-oh.Not again.
Snake-Leave it to Beave to screw everything up.Now I'll never get that raise.
Beaver-I'm a bad little boy.
(The credits start to play and the audience claps.)
